You get five to ten seconds of pleasure, after which you lose your drive and become lethargic. You revert back to a state that reminds me of my beta days.

I still enjoy sex. I love playing with her chesticles and beating her ass cheeks to the beat of Metallica. I love making out and fingering her till her body twists like she's having a seizure. It gives me energy and this unstoppable motivation to do lots of cool shit, but it goes away if i squirt my ectoplasm all over her face.

I haven't had ejaculated in two months, and I'm happier that ever before. The only downside is that my plates keep begging for my dick which gets really annoying. No means no bitch.

What do you think?