A few months ago my friend invited me to an anime convention, and I'm usually not into that stuff but he said it was a good place to pick up freaky chicks, so I decided why the hell not. I figured the place would be packed full of attention whores, but my friend assured me that it was good and easy pickings, so whatever.

My friend was right, because the first night we were there I met a girl that seemed really down to fuck. In fact, she started flirting with me, which is pretty rare. Probably should have been a red flag then, but I didn't know what I know now and she was hot. I also should have noticed she was manipulative because she was with some beta that looked really butthurt when I took her away. But we ended up fucking that night in her hotel room and the sex was good. Really good.

I got her number and we started seeing each other more. She was into some freaky shit. Like seriously submissive. She would want me to control her completely: tell her when she was allowed to speak, when she was allowed to touch me, when she was allowed to cum. Nothing happened unless I said it, and anything I said went. It was awesome. Of course, I wasn't thinking anything about the beta army she was dragging around, wasn't thinking about the fact that she is constantly throwing herself into situations with tons of guys (works in biotech, hangs around comic shops, goes to conventions, etc.). I was stupidly thinking only with my dick.

This is around the time she started asking me how I felt about threesomes. Which sounds great, but wait. When she asked me about it I was all for it. She said she knew someone who was interested too, and she set up a time and date for the threesome. Sounded like a dream come true. I showed up at her place, she answered the door, and who's sitting on the couch?

The same motherfucking beta chump that was following her around at the convention.

I pulled her into the kitchen and asked her what the hell was going on. She puts on this innocent face and says, "Oh, but I thought you wanted a threesome. You don't like my friend?". I say of course not, and what the hell is she thinking, and then she says, "But I thought you were bi! No one has a cute face like you and is completely straight," and mentions that most of her guy friends are bi. Right. I seriously wanted to smack that bitch in the face but I just glared at her and walked out the door.

Seriously, what the actual fuck. I don't know how I fell for this shit. She made me think I was dominating her but she was actually getting everything she wanted. Until the threesome switcheroo, of course. The sex was great, but altogether would still highly recommend avoiding smurfettes at all costs. Not worth it.