What to say when a girl says “If only you were 2 inches taller”

matrixtospartanatLV · 2020-01-08T23:25:42+00:00

“God gave me an extra 2” somewhere else.”

vandaalen · 2020-01-08T22:51:52+00:00

you dont understand frame at all

2030isCloserThan2003 · 2020-01-08T22:54:12+00:00

She clearly sounds hallow already, I wouldn’t be surprised if it goes downhill from here. Simply ignore it.

But honestly I wouldn’t even waste my time with that if this continues. She clearly might have some “Princess” attitude going on.

Imagine if a guy told a girl “if only you had a bigger ass & were 30 lbs lighter” lmao

TreatYouLikeAQuean · 2020-01-08T23:04:46+00:00

Serious?

If a girl says this to you what are you doing talking to her?

MasculineRP · 2020-01-08T22:54:41+00:00

Ignore it

DubbleFUPAwitCheez · 2020-01-08T23:08:07+00:00

Define childish comebacks. As a grown ass man I have still yet to see any "childish" comebacks go poorly if they were funny.

Niocs · 2020-01-08T23:08:51+00:00

have some self respect dude and stop wasting your time with her...

fannyfire · 2020-01-08T23:47:03+00:00

“Honestly, I feel humbled. I wouldn’t feel right being tall and having a big dick too.”

Haytch1234 · 2020-01-09T03:27:03+00:00

Say if only you were 10 kilograms lighter.

Bolillo666 · 2020-01-08T22:52:24+00:00

Just leave

maljo24 · 2020-01-09T02:29:06+00:00

"If only your tits were 2 inches bigger"

Jabbermouth · 2020-01-09T04:47:43+00:00

There is a difference between shit test and flat out disrespect. I don’t tolerate disrespect from anyone - male, female or other.

Have some self respect for yourself. Laugh and walk away from the bitch.

Gawernator · 2020-01-08T23:28:17+00:00

I'd reply with an equally biting negative comment about her then not talk to her anymore

second-last-mohican · 2020-01-08T23:55:41+00:00

poloniuspoet · 2020-01-09T02:31:54+00:00

"I make up for it elsewhere" is the one I sued with my fwb. She laughed and we carried on.

theUnBannableHulk · 2020-01-09T06:24:34+00:00

Point at her tits: If only you were 2 inches bigger

Elihad15 · 2020-01-09T08:18:15+00:00

But then I’d be 4 inches out of your league.

D_Marquis · 2020-01-09T09:31:51+00:00

"If only you were two shades cuter, guess no one's perfect ;)"

Or: "Guess where those extra inches went..."

Title	What to say when a girl says “If only you were 2 inches taller”
Author	twinpeakhotel666
Upvotes	1
Comments	36
Date	January 8, 2020 10:49 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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