I Know She’s married (AWALT)

A little background. Current roommate is in a LTR that is getting somewhat serious. I have tried to explain to that all women are victims of subject to hypergamy. He does not fully understand why his current GF pulled away after he was let go from his job (with a nice severance) and took some time off to reset and rebuild. (Hats of to him for going into Monk Mode on his true passions in life for 6 months and now she is all over him like white on rice)

Fast Forward to this weekend.

We visit a local/popular vacation spot known for Bachelorette parties. We sat in the Bar, playing games with shiny gold leaf covered cards (Great Tip here if you are paying attention, playing cards in a group or our favorite Catchphrase on your cellphone is a great excuse to invite women to join in and be a part of the fun!) I have a point to prove to him before he considers marriage with his current LTR, (not that I want to dissuade him, just warn him of the potential pitfalls of not being the best man that you can be)

Women are curiously looking at us, our shiny cards, and attractive smiling and laughter filled energy. We are joking back and forth and having an overall great time. They are asking us to see the cards and doing everything possible to catch our attention. I notice an attractive blue eyed blonde haired bombshell with a wedding ring. Around this time the D.J. started up Karaoke (F’ing awesome, I kill at Karaoke, we have our own hip hop group and I can sing pretty damn well on certain songs.)

Both of us go up there and kill our songs, I mean standing ovations from the entire bar (and strategically we are sitting in the center of the room). I notice the blonde and her brunette friend looking my way so I go and introduce myself right after we took command of the room and made my intentions clear. She says that she is flattered but is married. I immediately apologize and tell her “if she just wants to have some fun tonight we are over there” (Pointing to our table)

We sit and resume playing cards and sign up for new songs. Within 5 minutes they come and join us at the table. We sign up for some more songs and impress the whole pub again. Around this time we head out of that venue and move on to the next and the next (it is exciting for women when you are constantly changing scenery and locations). We make it to the final location that I am willing to go to before calling it a night and here is where it get’s interesting.

Me: These Married girls want to have sex with us Roommate: No way dude you are crazy Me: You have a lot to learn AWALT Him: Okay, whatever you say dude

The blonde one is laying it on thick with me (I assumed command of the entire pub, then I told them we were going to leave and they should come, I was traipsing the group around the city and now she is escalating)

Event Sequence (Something to be learned from this as well especially for myself) She laughs at a random comment by me I touch her on the arm (reward her for laughing and expressing interest) She responds by showing me pictures of all the places that she has been (recently) (I laugh inside really hard because she does not show me a single picture of her husband and skips those shots) I touch her some more and get in close pretending to look at the pictures (she gets excited ) I guide her back near my friend and ask him if he wants anything to drink. She starts hitting me in the chest and telling me that she wants a drink too. ( I ignore her on purpose for a good 60 seconds and ask my buddy if what he wants to drink again ignoring her request for a free drink)

She is becoming visibly frustrated with this and I leave to go get drinks from the bar without acknowledging her. Immediately when I get to the bar there is a girl there that was watching and she takes my sunglasses from me. Comments on how cool they are and I talk with her for a moment while I wait for my drinks. ( Remember I am here to show him that even married women are sluts not take home a different slut) I head back and now the blonde girl has moved on to my friend,

( this is the lesson for me, and I would appreciate your input on this as well. When I ignored her while she was hitting me to get my attention, I thought I was making the right play, she took it as me not being interested? and then immediately jumped all over my buddy. She began running the same “look at all the places I have travelled game”, again not showing any pictures of her husband)

She keeps on saying that if she wasn’t married she would totally have sex with him that she is soooo attracted to him (shit test and she tells him this like 5 times because she is drunk) Then she tells him that the spark is not like it used to be in her 5 year marriage (No Shit he probably works all the time to pay off the HUGE F’ing rock on your hand)

At this point we tell the girls that we are leaving and they are begging to come with us. Long story short they inappropriately came home with us…strangers from the bar for sex. Both married, both talking about how they have been happily married for years but feel like the spark is gone from their marriages and how they want to have sex with us. They refuse to go back to their place (Which is closer) because their friend is there sleeping (Also married and will obviously spill the beans to their hubbies)

We end up taking them home and just fingering them until they are sopping and then refusing to sleep with them because married women is not really our thing, (And my buddy is in an LTR) the point of the exercise was to get them back to our place and into our beds….30 minutes away from the bar…mission successful

I just had to prove to my friend in a LTR that is heading towards marriage and that AWALT

He Believes me now.