Hopeless romantic single stay at home mom looking for her lifetime partner. Don't worry mates, you won't have to support her. She will bring home the big bucks with her social work degree.

tikanderoga · 2020-11-02T17:17:51+00:00

"I HAVE KIDS HERE ARE MY TITS! I DON'T WORK"

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-11-02T17:06:43+00:00

bachelors in social work and hoping to get started on a job in the field soon!

I see from your picture that your career in OnlyFans-dot-com didn't pan out as well as you thought.

labsafety1 · 2020-11-02T17:16:24+00:00

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Mundane_Worldliness7 · 2020-11-02T17:37:34+00:00

Golly, those eyebrows, sheesh. Also, Gentlemen, though you know already, profiles like this prove body positivity only applies to women. You wouldn’t find the male equivalent on this profile presented without irony. Hell, I’ve started to notice fitness brands like gymshark have begun to promote people like her. For some reason, gymshark cannot find the time promote similar guys. Edit- Eyelashes

iampatrick_bateman · 2020-11-02T17:25:23+00:00

She's clearly fat , at 28 she looks like 35+ . At 28 she still has to start work in her field ( social work ) 😂😂😂 in which she graduated.

She wants to supplement her OF income through social work now 6 years after graduation

Bet she still has pending student loan debt

Aldabruzzo · 2020-11-02T19:29:28+00:00

Quick! Someone kill those spiders on her eyes!

Lord_Hatertroll · 2020-11-02T16:57:06+00:00

But if you are a REAL MAN, you should pay her student loans. /s

Daddir · 2020-11-02T18:19:00+00:00

On tinder, 28yrs old, no job, useless degree and two kids...what a catch, NOT!!!

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2020-11-02T17:22:27+00:00

Hope romantic means ONS options when the kids with their father. Her "kids come first", well I beg to differ. If I get a chance to smash, I'm coming 1st (<60 sec.) and leaving right after muttering to her your "kids come first."

NickTesla2018 · 2020-11-02T17:03:32+00:00

Like the clean up hitter in baseball. Ugh?! No thanks.

tux_pirata · 2020-11-02T19:08:37+00:00

typical FGA pic

capt_sasuke · 2020-11-02T23:45:17+00:00

Look at this overfed sow screaming for attention. Why do feemales cake their faces in excessive amounts of makeup? This creature literally looks like a circus clown. Look at the comical eyelashes, Joker like mouth and dyed hair.

2 kids, obese, stay at home mom, likely welfare recipient, dead end career... Such a catch!

Reenas54 · 2020-11-03T04:32:39+00:00

"I'm hopeless romantic lol". She laughs at her own bullshit. Amazing.

Emervila · 2020-11-02T18:06:07+00:00

If only her dating life and filtering could have the same hard work her eyelashes had, she'd be a good wife. If only.

2020-11-02T21:12:44+00:00

Single mom of two with no job? Ouch

OscarMatzerath · 2020-11-02T18:24:21+00:00

She forgot to mention she’s fat

yoitsericc · 2020-11-02T18:33:26+00:00

What does her face even look like with all that makeup on?

Overkillengine · 2020-11-02T18:35:45+00:00

More chemicals on her face and in her hair than what you could find at a DuPont facility.

But even all that spackle cannot hide what a massive liability she is.

JustArtist8 · 2020-11-02T19:26:26+00:00

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-11-02T20:03:44+00:00

28

Those deep-ass creases on your face say otherwise. Either that, or you've taken such piss-poor care of yourself, you're wrinkling prematurely. So much for "black don't crack". I'd be curious to see just how wrinkled you are without that yuuuuge layer of makeup, Miss Piggy.

single mommy

*left swipe*

not here for hook ups

I wouldn't be interested anyway, fatty.

Tsnacker77 · 2020-11-02T20:29:39+00:00

Miss Piggy!

rahsoft · 2020-11-02T20:48:05+00:00

Someone call David Attenborough..

I've found those endangered caterpillars !!

0mrcynic0 · 2020-11-02T23:00:39+00:00

"28" that looks more like a "38." Looks like she ran off from the salon who hasn't finished fixing her hair.

Notice that she mentions her kids thrice. Yes lady, we get it....you love your kids. Mentioning them in a hookup site while showing your cleavage isn't cute at all like your giant eyelashes.

Miserable-Lemon · 2020-11-03T00:10:12+00:00

Single mom of two, she has a certifiably useless degree and by hopeless romantic she means a bailout STAT

Suk1tUpButterCup · 2020-11-03T02:01:09+00:00

"Single 'mommy' of two kids..." = Immature, use of the word "mommy" to advertise the fact instead of the norm "mom" or "mother", indicates she sees men as children...

"Not here for hookups..." = She knows the app she's using, of course she'll take the dick on the first meetup if you match the type that already has knocked her up twice...

"I have two kids, I would eventually want to find my lifetime partner..." = She has no problem with doing you raw... and she will eventually wife someone up, just not right now because she wants to hop back on the CC and take a few more rides...

"Hopeless romantic..." = You'll have to wine, dine, and 69 this beast... all on your dime...

"Stay at home mom. I have my bachelors..." = she doesn't work, she CAN, but she knows how to game the system and lives off of taxpayer money thanks to her "social work" training...

All at 28! I'm not even going to bother addressing the picture...

Well, this one is a catch! Who's going to be the first to slap that thigh and ride the wave in? Anyone? No takers? Not me, I don't surf...

Ok-Collection-8948 · 2020-11-03T02:46:30+00:00

🤦‍♂️Whenever I see a single mom on a dating site.

TheGreatJourney06 · 2020-11-03T03:15:30+00:00

I really use to like the phrase “hopeless romantic” regardless of which gender used it; now it gets dragged through the ground by people who just make poor life choices

IdrinkandIknowXL · 2020-11-03T03:59:10+00:00

She’s a “single mommy”. Oh I am surprised that she doesn’t call her kids angels. Hopeless romantic but she looks like an East LA hooker. The only lifetime partner she will be settled with is a guy who beats her ass on the weekend. The poetry will consist of “make me a sandwich bitch”.

f3wl · 2020-11-03T04:34:03+00:00

28 going on 48

happychickenpalace · 2020-11-03T11:30:39+00:00

There is a bachelor's degree in social work??? Really????

Lemme guess, Bachelor of Science (Hons) Social Work?

Gringo0984 · 2020-11-03T16:41:27+00:00

That is a very rough looking 28. Holy shit

slavetonostalgia · 2020-11-04T13:27:37+00:00

Hopeless romantics don't go get knocked up and blurt out 2 kids from random people. A hopeless romantic is hopeless because he/she imagines a kind of old fashioned fairy tale relationship. X falls in love with Y, its their first time with each other and they live happily ever after.

BrazilianShitgma · 2020-11-09T10:38:19+00:00

I mean let's be honest gender studies majors are making tons of money /s

yomo86 · 2020-11-09T10:44:50+00:00

I bore two bastards. I was not married. I made very poor life choices. My body is aging. I am unemployed and my degree is useless besides afirmative action jobs. Now where is my 6 ft, 6 figure income doctor who will take care of me and my spawn.

upsidedownbackwards · 2020-11-23T20:33:37+00:00

Does she mention anywhere that she has kids?

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