Short and precise...

Lord_Hatertroll · 2020-11-18T19:12:39+00:00

Schönbrunn Palace in the back. Recommend visiting. Without that thot.

YouSaidChicken · 2020-11-18T19:22:07+00:00

35? Nothing like waiting until the last minute.

Mundane_Worldliness7 · 2020-11-18T19:30:48+00:00

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CoronaFatBoi · 2020-11-18T19:47:04+00:00

Swipe right even more rarely. It's a brilliant strategy for women your age 🙂

Aldabruzzo · 2020-11-18T19:54:21+00:00

High standards/rarely swipe right - attractive Chadrones with options.

$ettle down/family and kid$ - Beta Bux.

Pick one.

Chad will not settle down into beta provider/beta bux.

Billy Beta cannot meet her "high standards"; or at least she'll decide Billy doesn't meet those standards.

Once again, the prime female dilemma raises its ugly head.

loneliness-inc · 2020-11-18T19:52:24+00:00

Keep having high standards and never settle for less. You deserve it cystur.

Mr Right is somewhere out there in the ether of fantasy land. Somewhere.

HardEarnedVictory · 2020-11-18T19:26:48+00:00

How rare- A more subtle kind of THOT.

No "My children are my world"
No "I'm tired of games."
No "Must be 6ft/earn six figures/ pack six inches."
No glaring red flags.

Just "35" and "Want to settle down" and the sinister implications of both- a good reminder that not all THOTs are loud and openly screech their intentions. WAATGM typically spoils us with more overt, over-the-top turbo THOTs. But this is nice too.

KingRobotPrince · 2020-11-18T21:37:33+00:00

I have high standards

I believe it. She's clearly good looking and nicely dressed. Probably a classy "intelligent" lady. But she's about ten years too late to the "want to settle down" party...

I think in this case, all the good ones will be taken. I'm sure there's a 50yo divorced dad out there looking for someone like her though.

gentle_lemon · 2020-11-18T20:01:16+00:00

-Have high standards, rarely swipe right.

-Want to settle down, have family and kids.

PICK ONE.

Miserable-Lemon · 2020-11-18T22:41:26+00:00

Why do they always list their liabilities as assets?

mustangfrank · 2020-11-18T21:44:10+00:00

Here are my demands. Don't ask what I offer.

John_Wick_Detroit · 2020-11-18T20:02:12+00:00

Finally a side piece with standards.

42252252 · 2020-11-18T23:37:09+00:00

Single dudes, do you ever get a paycheck and think "WTF am I gonna do with all this? Isn't there some way to inject this into the economy and get absolutely nothing but sorrow, anger, and suffering for my efforts?" Good news!

If you act now, you too can turn all your hard earned dollary-doos into pointless, futile, soul-crushing IVF treatments! Spend your months struggling against the natural world, time, chemistry, biology, and get the blame for it all while you foot the bill!

Enjoy riveting, narcissistic drama for your new wife as she lights piles of your money on fire, making endless burnt offerings to the gods of science and dark magic in a pointless, foolish, and selfish attempt to make her barren chemical toilet of a womb ripe for life!

Overkillengine · 2020-11-18T21:01:15+00:00

35 and probably hiding crow's feet behind those ho glasses. And of course no mention of anything that might justify having those high standards.

Want in one hand, shit in the other, see which fills up first.

newtomtl83 · 2020-11-18T23:22:55+00:00

I have students like her. They don't show up to a single class the whole semester, but still expect to ace the final exam. How deluded do you have to be to think that you can show up at the last minute and still blow out of the water the people who took the class seriously? Nobody is that good. Nobody.

John09101 · 2020-11-19T01:18:17+00:00

Why are their bios always just a list of demands, it’s like they’re domestic terrorists

GayyFieri · 2020-11-18T23:27:26+00:00

She probably gets a lot of dates but wonders why men are so lazy, stupid, annoying etc

because they can be. They don't want to marry you and they're done putting in the effort. Once a man hits about thirty he no longer gaf and a lot won't even shave or wear clean clothes when going to meet a woman. They sure as fuck won't 'court' or try to woo a woman.

If that bothers her so much there are a shit ton of women ready to take her place

dorballom09 · 2020-11-18T19:19:50+00:00

"MY DEMANDS! I ~~HAVE~~ WANT KIDS!"

TheGreatJourney06 · 2020-11-18T22:40:37+00:00

What I would really like to know is how long these kinds of women have been on Tinder. Have they been stuck on tinder for months or years like men? Are these accounts even active anymore or do they give up on online dating quickly like most people?

vivab0rg · 2020-11-18T21:44:26+00:00

10 years too late.

tikanderoga · 2020-11-18T22:39:01+00:00

Yeah I don’t think the guy you are looking for exists. Hiding the crow feet behind those shades is a nice try, but the alpha you are looking for will not “settle for you” and billy Beta is already taken.
You are best off swiping right at the cats you’d like to adopt, because no man in his right mind will swipe right at you.

Buchwild · 2020-11-19T01:03:36+00:00

I never get to see profiles like this when I'm swiping, I don't set my age preference that high 😂

MattyK414 · 2020-11-19T02:34:37+00:00

That's almost 20 years of stray dick. If you wanted a partner, you'd have one.

ronoda12 · 2020-11-19T04:34:07+00:00

Sorry she will have to wage slave to her grave. No husband for her.

coloradocaniac · 2020-11-19T02:36:05+00:00

"Short? Ew."--the women who read this title

also:

"have high standards."

*is on Tinder*

Hi, I'm cognitive dissonance...have we met?

guynpdx · 2020-11-20T23:38:39+00:00

Helluva late epiphany. Good luck, bitch.

thisisnotyourconcern · 2020-11-19T00:44:32+00:00

A 35 year old with standards who wants a kid.

Fucking next.

Psijic_Buffalo · 2020-11-19T01:05:35+00:00

Is she saying she has kids or wants kids

Ibeprasin · 2020-11-19T01:47:54+00:00

Your on the wrong dating app

f3wl · 2020-11-19T04:12:58+00:00

She’s a 5 at best. You can tell from the angle and clothing she’s hiding about 10 pounds compared to what she looks like. Why does she think she can have standards?

Title	Short and precise...
Author	Lord_Hatertroll
Upvotes	202
Comments	76
Date	November 18, 2020 7:09 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/jwm3ef/short_and_precise/
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