'I've never done this before'

gtowerthrowaway · 2020-11-15T20:07:49+00:00

18f

"previous long term partner"

I'm telling you guys, I'm about ready to leave this place with Thomas the Train.

Centenarian010 · 2020-11-15T19:56:18+00:00

Notice how she wrote, she didn't do anal with her previous LTR partner, but she has been taking it up her murky hole lots of times on ONS, sex parties and the like. Only a seasoned slut would be familiar with the term "shit dicked".

BTW, a great way to spread STD's, taking it up your ass without a condom.

Wrongdoer-Majestic · 2020-11-15T20:04:58+00:00

I never would have expected to see first date and anal in the same story, but here we are. How much further down the path of degradation can they go? Women truly are worthy of our respect and resources. 🤮

jabbercockey · 2020-11-15T20:52:24+00:00

I'm kinda stuck on the "...wasn't really something I really did..." what does that mean? She pretend did it. She did it but didn't think about it? I guess it's just her figure of speech but sounds weird.

everydaygreyman · 2020-11-15T23:26:40+00:00

“I shit-dicked him. And not like a little.”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ETA I’m in my 40’s and I’ve never heard of that term. HTF does an 18 year old girl know what to call it??

lunaticofarabia · 2020-11-15T21:13:59+00:00

LOL are people so retarded they don't know anal takes preparation? Who knew there might be a sewer worm up there?

The-truth-hurts1 · 2020-11-16T01:31:05+00:00

Mum, Tell me that story of how you met Dad again!

Neldot · 2020-11-16T01:45:13+00:00

Who would have thought that gen Z women would be even shittier (pun intended) than millenial ones?

TheTastelessBatman · 2020-11-16T02:30:06+00:00

That's hilarious. You need to prepare for that... Was it not obvious. But on a positive side, he fucked the shit out of her 😂

SlainFunicle · 2020-11-16T13:14:32+00:00

I bet the first LTP wanted to try anal but she said no lol this is why i tell guy used them as much as possible, right now she will dream about getting fucked in the ass by this dude this memory will live with her for the rest of her life even though she said she was ashamed i bet she was also wet

mozppc · 2020-11-15T19:34:03+00:00

😂

wandering468 · 2020-11-15T19:45:14+00:00

I shit you not phrase comes from here panus my dude

Title	'I've never done this before'
Author	Speed_Junkie
Upvotes	88
Comments	41
Date	November 15, 2020 7:24 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/jurn7n/ive_never_done_this_before/
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