Single mom of 3 looking for a walking ATM 🏧

DickVonPounDatSnatch · 2020-12-26T09:10:49+00:00

Legit just looking for money. Also there was a McRib Ad and I got distracted. Now I want a McRib

Edit: for all those wondering I did indeed get a McRib

panzer22222 · 2020-12-26T09:28:26+00:00

umm, this should have had a warning label, I opened it while eating

ta291v2 · 2020-12-26T11:29:28+00:00

Oh lord, the trash in the background of her profile picture. She doesn't even make the effort to trick and trap an ATM, she just tells them to come up and pay up.

MrNeurotypical · 2020-12-26T10:35:18+00:00

I come here for a laugh. but this is honestly sad

Cursedwithknowing · 2020-12-26T14:41:30+00:00

Who in their right mind would swipe right on that? She's a fat disaster.

MrNeurotypical · 2020-12-26T17:09:48+00:00

At an absolute bare minimum, most of the train wrecks we see pop up on this subreddit are smashable or smashable with a couple drinks. However, this one has not even one redeeming quality. She's ugly as fuck, old versus her competition, has kids, and lives like a pig. Even the bluest of blue pills would give this one a pass. She *might* have a shot if she writes guys in prison and gives them a place to stay when they're finally released or get parole. That'll probably be her best bet.

moman0708 · 2020-12-26T16:33:50+00:00

Curvy like a potato

yomo86 · 2020-12-26T17:38:44+00:00

Some college... clown university with honors, I suppose.

fuzzy_brb · 2020-12-26T14:22:14+00:00

Family court: where it makes logical sense to always award sole custody and child support to the lower earning spouse 95% of the time.

Old_snowboarder · 2020-12-26T15:01:38+00:00

Ah, another strong and independent woman.

redditmoderator007 · 2020-12-26T17:10:26+00:00

The guy that came in her was severely blind. Poor guy. Life is cruel. That's me justifying this travesty!

Scourmont · 2020-12-26T13:19:35+00:00

Bloody hell! She must be round the twist if she thinks some nob is gonna give her a rusty farthing.

redditradishman · 2020-12-26T14:36:27+00:00

The absolute arrogance... you'd think they'd have to at least be good looking to pull it off. Sadly it probably still works.

Martellus732 · 2020-12-26T19:11:24+00:00

She became a He but then reversed back to a She that looks like a He.

MrNeurotypical · 2020-12-27T02:43:55+00:00

We need a new sub: Where are all the good atm's at? /r/WAATGATMA

2020-12-29T18:50:23+00:00

When she goes camping the bears hide their food

mackblensa · 2020-12-27T01:42:02+00:00

No one has ever told her she's not attractive enough to get anything like what she's requesting....

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2020-12-27T06:12:03+00:00

She's fugly. She's beyond whiskey dxck, she's 2 day bing on meth.

BluepillProfessor · 2020-12-27T18:03:42+00:00

Seeing her made me think of Leroy Jenkins for some reason. Its probably because answering this ad would be like rushing the final boss without a plan.

betoelectrico · 2020-12-28T17:48:55+00:00

At least she is honest

Selfmade_3127 · 2021-01-27T10:40:16+00:00

*omg* *threw phone halfway across the room in disgust* WHAT IS THAT? CAN WE KILL IT WITH FIRE? OR GARLIC?

Title	Single mom of 3 looking for a walking ATM 🏧
Author	a0009
Upvotes	123
Comments	44
Date	December 26, 2020 9:08 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/kkfpmf/single_mom_of_3_looking_for_a_walking_atm/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/single-mom-of-3-looking-for-a-walking-atm.341458 https://theredarchive.com/post/341458

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