Don't you dare to compliment her tits you perv, because she's not in Tinder for hook-ups

bigdaveyl · 2020-02-14T11:59:22+00:00

This is one of the biggest ironies in OLD.

You claim to want a LTR, no games, no hookups, etc. but then post sexy pics.

Then you're shocked when people are trying to hook up with you and play games.

bk6830 · 2020-02-14T13:06:11+00:00

Don't tell me I have nice boobs...

Reality: "Hey! Look at my tits!"

2thot2trot · 2020-02-14T12:39:34+00:00

From personal experience, big tits are overrated. They get in the way during sex and look horrible depending on the angle and position you’re having sex in, and you better hope she washed in between them because they can smell like the worst armpit after a long day.

SeekingLevelFive · 2020-02-14T12:17:34+00:00

Those are a horrible pair of tits that literally get worse from here.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2020-02-14T13:10:38+00:00

Yawn.. Doesn't want to be objectified. Knows her value is in her tits yada yada yada. Women are completely clueless.

AncientMGTOWWISDOM · 2020-02-14T10:35:42+00:00

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RRFdev · 2020-02-14T13:58:53+00:00

Be wary of profiles of women posing like prostitutes. These are tryhard angled pics to conceal their ugliness. In this case, due to the lack of collarbone, this woman is fat.

Heypunk11 · 2020-02-14T18:55:20+00:00

Her boobs are not great, maybe I've been spoiled but we can all do much better

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-02-14T16:43:59+00:00

Do not tell me I have nice boobs.

No problem. Your writing skills are substandard at best. Tell me, how are your oral skills?

blakswan1976 · 2020-02-14T13:12:51+00:00

You have great asscheeks... I mean boobs!!

loneliness-inc · 2020-02-14T15:18:41+00:00

Do not tell me I have nice boobs,

I won't because you don't!

z31fanatic · 2020-02-14T21:53:15+00:00

Low hanging boobs are not nice boobs, so she is right when she says not to tell her that she has nice boobs.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2020-02-14T19:57:34+00:00

The hell? Shows pics of boobs then says "Do not tell me I have nice boobs".

OK, you have saggy boobs. There! Is that better?

SuperGoxxer · 2020-02-14T23:00:01+00:00

Her bitchy attitude makes me want to recommend a double masectomy.

And you know if you laid it on thick with the stats about breast cancer you could get a neurotic bitch to buy in to that.

Am I that evil? Hmm...

ogrilla99 · 2020-02-15T04:49:06+00:00

Eh, that's a shit test if I ever saw one. What woman doesn't want to hear that she has nice boobs? Even the ones that hide them under thick sweatshirts and tight sportsbras love hearing it from guys that they're attracted to, which is the key point here. I would literally text her "nice boobs ;-)". If she looks at my pictures and is attracted to me, she'll realize I'm playing with her and she'll take it as cheeky flirtation. If she's not interested, she'll unmatch me. Either way, it's an easy 5 second text that might lead to a date.

(If you want to take it to the next level, text her "what boobs?" implying you've seen plenty that are bigger and more noteworthy. Again, if she likes you, it'll be a challenge to get you to compliment her boobs. And if she doesn't and thinks you're an asshole, who cares? It's OLD...)

Something_Chronical · 2020-02-15T00:12:52+00:00

Here's my boobs 75% out there, front and center...don't mention them! Look at my ears or comment on my eyelashes, the boobs don't count, get creative!

oxyoxyboi · 2020-02-15T10:45:09+00:00

Yeah boobs looks misshapened

Overkillengine · 2020-02-15T10:47:01+00:00

Puts tits on display....on a hookup app. Gets mad when (non-Chad tier) men respond to the display....on a hookup app.

Gentlemen, this is not an average cunt. This is a weapons grade cunt.

Use and walk away accordingly. Don't look back as you walk away, you'll turn into a pillar of salt.

cutestglasses · 2020-02-15T09:27:33+00:00

A little correction: "Do not tell me I have nice boobs, unless you are a 9/10 male".

LegLicker085 · 2020-02-20T00:42:21+00:00

She didn't even say what her height is

Title	Don't you dare to compliment her tits you perv, because she's not in Tinder for hook-ups
Author	MKUltra198623
Upvotes	114
Comments	40
Date	February 14, 2020 1:03 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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