[33-F] Russian mom landed in Barcelona and can't speak spanish, can't work and don't want to work too. She just want to be your wife and spent all day at home. What a superdeal, guys.

SilverGryphon · 2019-12-06T19:01:33+00:00

Do they have that many simps in Spain?

dbfkf · 2019-12-06T19:12:29+00:00

The sad fact:

She will ACTUALLY find someone...

Nybaz · 2019-12-06T20:27:02+00:00

To make those demands, she should have:

-10 years

-2 children

+100% beauty

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-12-06T20:07:56+00:00

Natasha Von Skank.

Vat breenk you to Teender? Vy you no stay in mother Russia? Ve tought you look for relationship!

ONLY SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP!

Ok. Calm down. I vas not yellink at you.

Den Vat are you lookeenk for heir?

Looking for a husband.

But teender is for ze casual sakes. You know dis, no?

NO CASUAL SEX.

Cam down voman. No neet to yell.

Vere deed you leafed in Russia?

I'm from Moscow.

Ok. I know dees city ferry vell. Vere you leaf now?

Living in Barcelona along with two children.

You alon in Spain by self? Dees very hard, no?

it's very difficult.

So get job zen.

I don't speak Spanish or catalan yet.

Your not goot planner Natasha. You must get jop to pay beels for keeds. No?

I can't work here and I don't want to.

Vy not?

I love my family and I love to be a wife.

You half degree in MOCK OF CNN. You get jop as reporter, no? Travel, money, fun... Zeez is goot, no?

I traveled a lot and worked a lot in my life. And it was very cool.

Den, vat is proplem?

But now I want to spend all my time at home.

Vat you do in life like dees? You be bored like dees. Stay at home dooink vat?

Preparing food, cleaning house, reading books.

Dees is goot. Calm home. I marry you. Ve have a few more babeese and ve leaf very happy. I make you happy Natasha.

Also techno music, space ships and dark ambient music is good.

Vat Dee Fock Natasha. You no goot. You Kahnt. I no like dees.

Fare vell Natasha. Maybe you find goot refugee. Dey like veemen like you.

Bye.

Autisticus · 2019-12-06T22:13:21+00:00

History of Art

Ahhh it's one of THESE

Yoda300 · 2019-12-07T02:39:41+00:00

"Want to spend all my time at home" = your home is now my home, while I'm raising my own kids. Don't get in my way.

"Preparing food" spending the rest of my time cooking for my kids but you can eat as well. Make sure you pick up the food.

Wish I didn't need you but I don't want to work.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-12-06T21:54:27+00:00

So what is she offering that the native Spanish women can't offer? Certainly not good looks.

maruadventurer · 2019-12-07T05:04:49+00:00

To solve a few mysteries for you.

Russia PAYS women to pop out kids.They have a declining population. That is how she got the money to get to Spain.
Russia also pays 2 years of maternity leave, at a % of their last salary.

Odds are she is reaching the end of her ML pay. Looking for new income sources.

MGTOWManofMystery · 2019-12-07T00:46:57+00:00

How about that depressed 1,000 cock stare?

americanwolf999 · 2019-12-06T20:49:11+00:00

Said thing is, the uni is one of the best ones in Russia

kfree313 · 2019-12-07T03:02:20+00:00

Damn if she didn’t have children I’ll take her up on her offer

LastRedshirt · 2019-12-06T19:07:02+00:00

Winning! Noooo!

R41nmaker · 2019-12-06T19:18:02+00:00

I didn’t know Russian women were capable of becoming single moms. They are amongst the most highly sought-after women in the world. She should have been married and settled down by now, but I guess even Russian women like to ride the cock carousel (AWALT). Taking a cream pie from Vladimir was too tempting for this princess.

Westernhagen · 2019-12-07T00:06:34+00:00

What I don't get - how does a broke bitch with no useful skills and two kids GET from Moscow to Barcelona? How expensive is that train ticket? Did she give BJs to trick drivers for 2200mi? Can you really just show up in Spain with no money or job and Spain doesn't care?

loneliness-inc · 2019-12-08T01:50:32+00:00

My friend does a lot of business in Russia. He tells me they're all drop dead gorgeous until 35. Then they all turn into fat,ugly pumpkins.

2019-12-06T23:07:53+00:00

entitlement much?

VinodWilliams · 2019-12-07T01:58:47+00:00

History of art lmao

Good_Old_Friend · 2019-12-07T03:42:21+00:00

Time's up, tell her what she's won Bob.

A life of continuing bad choices, declining SMV, and increasing desperation.

Sounds like a CC rider gets her reward.

MyNameIsChrisHansen8 · 2019-12-07T06:43:01+00:00

I love how she says she’s done her time with working. You’re 33... not 73.

SuperGoxxer · 2019-12-06T21:09:34+00:00

Goddamn, olga is scolding me through the internet with those lack-of-sleep dark circles under her eyes.

vampyreking666 · 2019-12-07T01:28:23+00:00

Should have gone to America where she only needs to speak English and daddy government will help her with those brats

whatisantilogic · 2019-12-07T06:32:14+00:00

If you wanted to be a housewife maybe you should have got pregnant by a guy that wanted that.

vinodyogi · 2019-12-07T04:03:51+00:00

Hello nice to meet you, would you like to be a good, true and honest friend.. 🌷❤️

scaramellozzi · 2019-12-07T08:39:58+00:00

Ot's easier to be a wife and fuck all the neighborhood

azarah69 · 2019-12-07T09:43:37+00:00

Well comrades who here is gonna wife up this obvious train wreck of a woman? Do it for mother Russia! ::plays russian national anthem::

men-first · 2019-12-07T15:30:34+00:00

Expired

theworstpony · 2019-12-07T16:00:12+00:00

Lol. Typical Russian woman

devok1 · 2019-12-07T23:59:36+00:00

I got to pay for someone else mistakes?? where do I sign up? 😵

2019-12-09T13:18:53+00:00

'Want someone to carry me like I was one of their children. I might do some chores.'

Georgek117 · 2019-12-09T16:40:50+00:00

Shall we build a spaceship for this 33 year-old life dropout so she can go and seek a beta-simp on another planet??

Meursault21 · 2020-01-15T08:29:22+00:00

Why did I read this in a Russian accent

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