Thunder thigh dancer, you will want to let go. Time to play count the red flags!

bushwicksick · 2019-11-09T22:22:56+00:00

This post hits pretty hard. I will break this post down for; the uninitiated, lurkers, bluepillers and whiteknights:

Single mother: She is a single mother at the ripe ol' age of 22. Before her life has actually started, she decides to kneecap herself by spreading her legs like a whore. In other words, she was raised poorly and exhibits bad judgement.
College dropout: Most likely got knocked up while in college, did not pursue an honorable trade or career.
Career choice: She is a stripper, use your common sense here folks. She is likely sucking off at least one man a night. This disgusting female is someone's mother. So embarrassing!
Drug use: She uses marijuana, drinks and likely smokes tobacco. Some might proclaim "OMG WEED IS FINE". Sure, there is nothing wrong with the occasional toke. However, when you add in all of her other negatives this becomes a HUGE red flag. She works as a stripper so likely smokes cigarettes. Disgusting.
The Wall: Take a look at her body, the Wall is not too far off for her. Look at her oddly shaped hips and the slow development of a FUPA. By the time she is 32, she might be the size of a beached whale. She already looks disgusting.
Sugar Baby/Cock Carousel: She is a sugar baby who also wants a relationship. Let that sink in. She is nothing more than a glorified prostitute. She wants to continue to ride the cock carousel for the foreseeable future.
Childcare: There is no focus on self-improvement. Instead of finding an honorable trade/career, she is whoring herself out. Her child will thus suffer and like clockwork, a single mother creates another future criminal/burden on society.

Single mothers are a burden on society. They spread moral degeneracy, we simply expose it.

DangZagnut · 2019-11-09T22:06:27+00:00

She has a nose ring so I know where to attach the leash on this animal.

JerryNewton7 · 2019-11-09T22:08:10+00:00

A stripper with a kid and a princess personality? What can go wrong?

No car: beta boy must play the free Uber driver role too.

Good_Old_Friend · 2019-11-09T21:48:07+00:00

I think we have a CC rider who hopes to have the "Pretty Woman" treatment. I see the signs of the wall already at 22.

RRFdev · 2019-11-09T23:55:10+00:00

'Catholic'

Just how shameless can Christian women be nowadays.

napsdufroid · 2019-11-09T22:11:28+00:00

Hard pass.

Celdtrex · 2019-11-09T22:13:40+00:00

you would think being a profession slut...err i mean stripper she would take better care of her body, you can actually see the gunt forming in the bottom right photo.

SylvestorTalone · 2019-11-09T22:57:50+00:00

That's a rough 22. The Wall is absolutely fucking brutal sometimes.

Doll-lover · 2019-11-10T00:42:09+00:00

Why is the Cat red marked? There is nothing wrong with a 🐈? Granted she is THE red flag but why are we red flagging cats? Lol

KingRobotPrince · 2019-11-10T11:14:47+00:00

"They told me I could be whatever I wanted. They told me it was my body; my choice. They told me it was ok for a woman to sleep around because men do it. They told me that having a baby would make me more attractive. They told me I could make life changing decisions and still wipe the slate clean whenever I wanted. They told me I deserve the best. They told me to slay."

Sorry. They lied.

shardbarbie · 2019-11-09T22:36:58+00:00

Eww. That pot belly.

MoneyOverHoes3 · 2019-11-10T04:40:21+00:00

How the fuck is she even making money as a stripper? Which corny ass simps are PAYING their hard earned money and time to go see this fatass dance?

I don’t go to strip clubs anyway, but whichever city that is is a disgrace!!!

Buchwild · 2019-11-09T23:36:24+00:00

Those poor kids

Mememeuhhh · 2019-11-10T02:53:20+00:00

Nothing wrong with having a cat though. They're great pets

RedditRouge00 · 2019-11-10T03:05:54+00:00

With that beer belly,she’s bordering on landwhale. Guys must be throwing her biscuits and hamburger helpers instead of dollars.

thenotoriousdougie · 2019-11-10T11:50:55+00:00

Fat prostitute with bastards looking for a sugar daddy. And she will probably find one. In the meantime random dicks in the “VIP” room will suffice.

froghaxx · 2019-11-09T22:06:14+00:00

I didnt know having a cat was a red flag

Redhood616 · 2019-11-10T05:29:17+00:00

Imagine her kids teacher asking “what does your mom do?” and the kid replying “sugar baby stripper” loool

LongTimeOn · 2019-11-10T06:37:35+00:00

Dancer?....No dear you're a stripper. Dancers get paid for ballet, tap etc..in professional productions. You get paid for flashing your cooch and squirming on billibobs lap.

I love how these whore's always try and make their 'career' sound legit.

breathen123 · 2019-11-10T03:57:18+00:00

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cenaluc · 2019-11-10T07:12:19+00:00

The Giant Nirvana Tattoo is the evidence that she likes also music. Nothing can go wrong here.

plainnsimpleforever · 2019-11-09T22:34:28+00:00

Get back in your trailer, girl.

Aptote · 2019-11-10T08:38:23+00:00

new Carol unlocked? the train wreck

young
single mom
tats
nose ring
5 year ltr with pimp baby daddy
dancer
for 'dating'

this is a prostitute

since the CL shutdown, they (their pimp daddies) have had to adjust

bonus carol unlocked? the prostitute

2 for 1 here, B.O.G.O. free

cash buyers to the front of the line, gents.

Joykillah · 2019-11-10T07:02:19+00:00

I do have to admit, reading some of these dating profiles are so hilariously fucked up its hard to not laugh at them. The contradictions are just spot on.

Future single mother of 3, at the age of 27~ here you come.

Velvet_Hammer_ · 2019-11-10T13:08:13+00:00

Take away the high-heeled boots and she would look like a pygmy with hip dysplasia.

pauca_sed_matura · 2019-11-11T15:04:43+00:00

Should have also underlined the "princess" in the personality field.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-11-10T03:52:54+00:00

No sugar for you, honey! Just a Big Bad Pimp Daddy!

MRMRising · 2019-11-10T16:47:01+00:00

Sheez, where to start? Kids out of wedlock? No car (probably)? Tatts and piercings? Smokes and drinks? Works as a dancer,and has a body of a dwarf from LoTR?

2019-11-11T03:23:48+00:00

How ambitious are you?: Very Ambitious.

I'd love to ask: so, what are your ambitious plans for the future?

AncientMGTOWWISDOM · 2019-11-11T09:04:33+00:00

fupa confirmed!

Mimimg · 2019-11-12T15:03:40+00:00

She’s shaped like a rhombus

tw1nm3t30r · 2019-11-10T08:10:31+00:00

I count at least 17

meerita · 2019-11-10T08:19:40+00:00

She will be your demise

NickTesla2018 · 2019-11-10T14:27:10+00:00

I'm glad to see that she's at least employed at The Jug Shack. Thank you Pookie & Ray Ray for taking pity and hiring her.

crewskater · 2019-11-10T14:53:24+00:00

What’s up with the hate towards cats?

Llawgoch25 · 2019-11-11T14:03:12+00:00

Personality "Princess" can't fucking wait for that Disney movie

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2019-11-11T19:52:15+00:00

"Personality: princess" - no, you're just a brat with a bitchy attitude.

"Profession: dancer" - more like CANCER, amirite? I bet real professional dancers are thrilled their job title has been co-opted by stripper trash.

looks at pictures - Nirvana fucking sucked. Your nose ring is disgusting. Your gunt is even worse, but as it grows it'll make your sow piercing even more appropriate. Also, you're clearly in the passenger seat. Who was driving? Your pimp? Also, get that mole checked. Just because you are cancer doesn't make you immune to other cancer.

"Do you want childreto? prefer not to say" & "Do you have children? Yes" - what a deal! Your Bailout Billy Beta gets to fund some scumbag's kids, but no genetic legacy of his own. You're looking for an after-the-fact-cuckold.

"Very ambitious" - yes, your ambition is certainly paying off, isn't it?

This one isn't even worth a pump and dump. STD risk is too high. Too much of a mess. Not even that attractive.

Yuck.

2016RubiconTN · 2019-11-12T16:21:18+00:00

She forgot to say on my way to being fat 🤣

Canned_tapioca · 2019-11-16T09:54:26+00:00

Reminds me of a friend of mine. Same song and dance.. Ba dum tss. She enjoys the beta boys taking her to fancy dinners and they do. She tried pulling that card on me once, i shut that down. So many guys will still jump in the pool though. I have seen it.

Title	Thunder thigh dancer, you will want to let go. Time to play count the red flags!
Author	Good_Old_Friend
Upvotes	179
Comments	72
Date	November 9, 2019 9:46 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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