Wife up this wild, independent, recovering addict, queen who is the complete package because: Single Pregnant Mother needs Daddy.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-10-26T21:45:12+00:00

Fully independent living in a taxpayer funded housing project.

Pregnant with a second kid.. crap! Wife me up already!

JFC.. women like this are to be avoided at all cost.

animalmother2017 · 2019-10-27T00:12:45+00:00

Most females who think they are curvy, are in reality, just lumpy.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2019-10-26T23:54:52+00:00

dont take no BS from anyone

A double negative, meaning she takes it from anyone. I assume "BS" means "Barrels of Semen."

Sure, she wants to keep her circle small, but all the dicks keep stretching that circle wider than a garage door.

Steeltrap666 · 2019-10-26T22:15:23+00:00

My question is who fucked this thing to begin with? Jesus, there's not enough booze in the world to make me look at her twice.

Good_Old_Friend · 2019-10-26T21:42:47+00:00

I admire that she is getting clean but there is so much wrong with this woman. Check all the red flags. See how she is casting her net wide, between 21 and 40? She is probably close to being put out of her housing program and will latch on to anyone who she thinks will let her keep her current profession. I think the only things she's missing are a tongue and nose ring. You can pay for that when you wife her up.

ThisIsWhyTrumpWins · 2019-10-27T04:56:08+00:00

Baby born in December.
Quit hard drugs in June.
Baby takes nine months to come out.

12-6 = 6.
9-6 = 3.

So she roasted her fetus with meth or heroin for 3 months before getting clean. Yea...

OverEasyFetus · 2019-10-26T23:28:09+00:00

That is the most disgusting specimen of a "woman" I have ever seen in my life. My day is ruined just looking at her face. Damn.

Blogginginvicecity · 2019-10-26T22:18:52+00:00

Damn, not clean for the first 3 months she was pregnant! Is it because she couldn't tell she was pregnant?

She's still on the sugar high of her place in life. She thinks she's the complete package. Reminds me of people riding their first wave of addiction, before the going gets rough. It feels like their life is solved and perfect, like a tweaker who feels amazing and is living their best life. Good luck with the crash tweakers, and good luck with the crash lady (is that just wishing her luck twice?).

Im_A_Cunt_Sometimes · 2019-10-26T23:38:52+00:00

Seen some rough shit on here but lost for words with this one. "Someone wife me up already, I'm the complete package" wft?

1roadnation · 2019-10-26T23:42:20+00:00

I am embarrassed for her. She has no boundaries or self respect.

MentORPHEUS · 2019-10-27T00:31:52+00:00

Her legs and gluteus maximii remind me of the overproportioned fried turkey legs sold at county fairs. They look potentially tasty but are so dry, stringy, and flavorless you end up throwing most of it away uneaten.

noobie107 · 2019-10-27T02:30:49+00:00

dont take no BS from anyone

Average body type

no

Good_Old_Friend · 2019-10-27T07:15:58+00:00

So I'm in NA and I will give you my assessment of this: this is your standard NA girl in 2019. If she got clean in 2016, she found no shortage of NA guys willing to fight and kill other men for a chance to be with a single mom. She found one of these guys, HE is the father of the baby, and it either didn't work out or he relapsed. Now she's online trying to find a non-fellow to help raise the kid. That's at least how I piece this together. Been in the rooms for years. God bless her for getting clean, but this is a shit show (and where recovery is at these days).

tikanderoga · 2019-10-26T22:19:59+00:00

Total package. Saves on punctuation, saves on time getting to know you and tell you she is pregnant. What a package deal.

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-10-27T06:29:15+00:00

Can we all agree that one should not take a photo of one's tongue if it has a herpes sore looking thing on the tip of it? WTF lady.

Morty50911 · 2019-10-27T01:16:56+00:00

How did someone have sex with that and was able to finish?

amyjoel · 2019-10-27T13:56:33+00:00

Is she 27 or 25?

sketchpad4u · 2019-10-27T16:55:51+00:00

Think about how easy this is fellas. You don't have to do that annoying sex stuff cause she's got a baby and another on the way. You don't hafta worry about whose place and/or car cause she doesn't have any of those. And since she's already cooked for years... You know she can cook for you. And you know she'll never leave because the whole town's busted in her for $3-$15 so you'll probably get discounts for being a sucker... I mean a "Real Man!" Everywhere you go. #winning

skank__hunt · 2019-10-28T07:59:07+00:00

Fully independent woman

Live in a government-funded flophouse for crackheads

Pick one.

CptFizz · 2019-10-28T11:38:03+00:00

If you kiss her, it counts as a rim job.

2016RubiconTN · 2019-10-26T22:12:12+00:00

Waaa hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[deleted] · 2019-10-27T04:14:16+00:00

I am swiping left on this chick exponentially faster than a 15 year old playing fruit ninja

_ImS_ · 2019-10-27T09:26:16+00:00

Im a single mother with my ducks in a row...

Hol up

SilverGryphon · 2019-10-27T11:43:53+00:00

Yikes is all I can say.

SirKolbath · 2019-10-29T01:22:09+00:00

Sounds like she’s still having some trouble getting over her addiction to Chad‘s cock.

cdh1003 · 2019-10-26T23:47:52+00:00

Utterly deluded.

Rodbow15 · 2019-10-27T02:47:06+00:00

I’m assuming meth or heroin? Not sure what hardcore drugs whites get into these days

ugluk1 · 2019-10-27T10:37:43+00:00

Party ends sooner or later. This whale is beached.

[deleted] · 2019-10-28T21:20:38+00:00

This one made me want to puke.

SuperDuty23 · 2019-10-30T06:04:04+00:00

Nope, nope nope

[deleted] · 2019-10-30T08:29:49+00:00

Can you imagine all the chads she blew with that skanky mouth?

meerita · 2019-11-04T23:48:36+00:00

"Average body type" Muhahahahahaha

Mimimg · 2019-11-12T15:14:46+00:00

It’s like she puts absolutely zero effort... she has that penguin eyeliner wing

Title	Wife up this wild, independent, recovering addict, queen who is the complete package because: Single Pregnant Mother needs Daddy.
Author	Good_Old_Friend
Upvotes	128
Comments	58
Date	October 26, 2019 9:39 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/dnk7bb/wife_up_this_wild_independent_recovering_addict/
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