35 year old, looking for someone to prove his worth and love is real. Who’s up?

bushwicksick · 2019-10-20T12:12:07+00:00

She wants to find true love but leads off with a sexually suggestive picture, aiming to show she still 'got it'. Nuh uh b1tch, nice angle. Let's see your tummy from the front. I bet she has a nasty pouch up front.

OldFashionMarine · 2019-10-20T11:56:53+00:00

Bitch its not my job to prove anything to you.....

SeekingLevelFive · 2019-10-20T11:36:06+00:00

Still dripping from the uterus, and 2 Chad trophies to prove it?

I'll pass.

s1500 · 2019-10-20T15:24:20+00:00

I want to find the right man, a GOOD man, a man that will pay all my bills. But I also want to find a Chad that will fuck me on the first date.

Hmm, what do I do?

AHH!

Put all the fuddy duddy shit in the profile for the betas, but a pic of me in a bikini for the Chads only.

That'll work!

loneliness-inc · 2019-10-20T13:05:42+00:00

A hunk of beef is all I have to offer. Here's my rotting corpse with the branding stamps still intact.

I have nothing to offer. Nothing but my used meat. Prove your worth if you want to find out what sagging tiny tits look like.

KazarakOfKar · 2019-10-20T18:10:26+00:00

Shitty huge tattoos and single mothers go together like poverty and poor education.

[deleted] · 2019-10-20T12:55:46+00:00

Well honey, prove to me that you have good decisionmaking abilities - oo, too late.

Older_Miggy · 2019-10-20T17:48:52+00:00

GODDAM TATTOOS.

Jesus.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-10-20T20:37:01+00:00

Hey kids, go to your room. I'm gonna go bang your mom.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-10-20T23:01:01+00:00

Yes, men lie. Men lied to her about her tattoos being "beautiful".

darkestb4thedonald · 2019-10-20T13:55:03+00:00

Get in line to blow me hon.

Velvet_Hammer_ · 2019-10-20T20:02:11+00:00

The vasculature of her ankle and the side of her foot belie her age, which may indeed be north of 35. And is it just me, or is her armpit area PhotoShopped?

KingRobotPrince · 2019-10-21T11:27:56+00:00

Sad.

At 35 and two kids she still looks decent.

Imagine the life she could have had if she found a decent man and settled down in her early twenties. Probably could have found a decent 30 something guy who wanted to marry and start a family.

But probably was having too much fun on the CC back then.

Makes you wonder. Was there ever any hope for her? Or was this her destiny from a young age? Could she have married at 25? Or was it something she could just not bring herself to do? Do they have a choice, or is their future set by their upbringing?

You can't turn a hoe into a housewife, but can you prevent a housewife becoming a hoe?

harharry · 2019-10-20T20:53:26+00:00

Love is real. Just not for fallen and disgusting creatures like you.

Cheers.

letmeseeantipozi · 2019-10-21T06:25:49+00:00

I have children

Moving on

MDMantis-Toboggan · 2019-10-21T02:15:10+00:00

Not showing your face but showing off a side view of your body. Yeah...It's big brain time.

mgthrowaway2 · 2019-10-21T02:40:49+00:00

Here, we observe that the female Millenius Thotimus Maximus has put her mental illness on display, with bold ink prominently marked on her hide. This is a clear indicator for male pursuers to treat as a red flag, thus avoiding any disastrous encounters.

RRFdev · 2019-10-21T08:39:07+00:00

Yeah be a good momma by posing like this. I'm sure your kids will be thrilled to see your online dating profile.

ZarBandit · 2019-10-21T15:32:31+00:00

When the bottom of their ribs are sticking out it means they’re sucking in their stomach. Even then she has a pooch. Twins means her shit is doubly blown out.

I think she’s trying to be sexy, but that pic is a zero for me. Not even slightly arousing. Just compare that to the THOTs on r/nudes. It seems like a p&d advert for Chad. She hoping he’ll stay, I’m not even sure he’ll turn up.

SamsAdvice · 2019-10-21T19:04:08+00:00

I want a family with zero mileage. Not one thats already had 60k miles put on it, and is outside the warrenty.

Furi0usxStylez · 2019-10-22T09:39:39+00:00

Chest tatts? Pass

PabloEscoba · 2019-10-23T05:15:44+00:00

Why do women with bastard spawn think any man of value would want them. Mind boggling to me

mgtank · 2019-10-24T01:11:49+00:00

She’s almost 40 years old posing like she is 17 again. What the fUcK iS wRoNg with you WOMMMAAAAN

justblowinoffsteamok · 2019-10-24T01:22:30+00:00

So many women seem incapable of even comprehending what might make them appealing to someone else. The idea that you should just use a dating profile to describe what you want and how high your standards are, a pattern seen over and over again, is just delusional. I guess it works at 25 when they’re hot and they just never learn to reset their mentality.

corey_trevorson · 2019-10-27T21:43:11+00:00

It's our job to prove love still exists, fellow niceguys

Title	35 year old, looking for someone to prove his worth and love is real. Who’s up?
Author	pankajkcmax
Upvotes	108
Comments	40
Date	October 20, 2019 8:14 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/dkgudm/35_year_old_looking_for_someone_to_prove_his/
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