Alright, so here comes the “LOYLE” woman we all have been waiting for. Mother of 5, yet never been on a date ever before.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-09-30T13:05:58+00:00

What makes her unique is the things she has been through? So.. she fucked a series a worthless men, had their kids, chose to forego an education in exchange for drugs and partying. Now she expects a man with something to offer to show up?

OldFashionMarine · 2019-09-30T13:05:13+00:00

Forgive her spelling errors....after all she is working on her GED at the young age of 33. We've all been there right......lol.

Catmom32 · 2019-09-30T13:31:51+00:00

The last line reads like she is offering up her kids to someone. I'm sick of women on these sites exposing their children to unknown men. I can't comprehend the need to have children and while they are still young, go on a site for hookups and look for a stable relationship.

//end rant

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2019-09-30T14:08:28+00:00

An illiterate, unattractive baby factory with another man's (or other men's?) kids in tow. Just what any top-tier man is looking for.

The post title already mentioned this, but it bears repeating: she has FIVE kids, but has never been on a date.

What'd she do, just fuck every guy who so much as looked in her direction? No wooing or anything?

Falln2pieces · 2019-09-30T13:00:56+00:00

Honey boo boo done grown up.

ugluk1 · 2019-09-30T13:34:13+00:00

How come this woman can't figure out that she's worthless, even more than that, a liability.

Good_Old_Friend · 2019-09-30T15:30:58+00:00

Education, high school: no

job: no

car: no

healthy weight: no

pretty: no

prospects of getting a quality with 5 of Chadulio’s spawn: no

All answers are in Spanish. Maybe she can read them.

JerryNewton7 · 2019-09-30T14:18:12+00:00

Claims she hasn't been in an "actual date" in her life, but has 5 kids.

That is wrong in so many levels.

locomotronn · 2019-09-30T14:22:27+00:00

MINE. Back off gents

inushishi_no_kaze · 2019-09-30T13:08:12+00:00

I'm not ready for relationships, i guess i will need to get 5 girls pregnant before i commit

SirKolbath · 2019-09-30T14:33:15+00:00

“I am not my mistakes I have five kids.”

Uhhhh...

ZarBandit · 2019-09-30T14:33:52+00:00

This screams “pedos apply here”.

sketchpad4u · 2019-09-30T14:41:36+00:00

I'm going to create a dating site where spell check is built in to your profile. And you get to pick your About Me paragraph if your a woman. It's not a ton of programming because they won't be able to customize it. Not that they'd even notice.

GerinX · 2019-09-30T14:10:27+00:00

Homemaker? Erm, perhaps she should try her best to get a job in order to provide for herself and her five kids.

A man shouldn’t have to come into her life and grant her access to his resources.

CoolGuySauron · 2019-09-30T13:13:10+00:00

What dating app/site is this print from?

_Fuckit_ · 2019-09-30T14:27:21+00:00

This is really bottom of the barrel.

MDMantis-Toboggan · 2019-09-30T14:37:38+00:00

The only thing missing is one of her kids being black so we can have the United Nations represented by one family.

CleofisRandal · 2019-09-30T14:48:55+00:00

She would be better suited as a Magic card.

Westernhagen · 2019-09-30T14:55:18+00:00

Better not mess with her or Julio is going to come looking for you as soon as he is out on parole.

FirmFirefighter · 2019-09-30T17:12:26+00:00

kids represent the united nations

Black_Gotenks · 2019-09-30T19:56:30+00:00

Shit like this annoys me man 😂 this chick has 5 kids and here I am single 😂

LetsGoAllTheWhey · 2019-09-30T21:49:43+00:00

"A few extra pounds" - She has more than a few extra pounds in her forehead.

Ipride362 · 2019-09-30T16:53:36+00:00

When the Grenade gets pregnant.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-09-30T17:53:07+00:00

"Real date" = pigging out at the local buffet restaurant.

Lurkingnopost · 2019-09-30T20:38:40+00:00

There is nothing unique about what you have been through.

kisukona · 2019-10-01T14:08:28+00:00

This person is definitely mentally handicapped. It just doesn´t feel right to make fun of her.

realizmbass · 2019-09-30T18:29:17+00:00

She's given birth to a whole ass rainbow

motorbiker1985 · 2019-09-30T21:37:56+00:00

At first it sounded like she calls her kids mistakes... I mean, yes, but kind of harsh...

[deleted] · 2019-10-01T08:49:48+00:00

"A few extra pounds" ??? Seriously ???

bablfish · 2019-10-01T10:54:42+00:00

Mas penis, Pepe ! doen´t qualify as fluent spanish, i think

Sensei_Hensei · 2019-10-01T07:50:40+00:00

How many fathers are in the mix out of 5 kids?

1337_G33k · 2019-10-03T02:44:29+00:00

Holy fuck... I don't even need to read the profile to have this one figured out. But for some laughs... I did read it and here's the translation:

About Me: i can barely speak inglesh at a conversational level but it doesn't matter because I don't need no inglesh for the type of men that I hope to impregnate me again also somebody told me that having goals were important but being daca breeder is tough enough work as it is and don't let my fat and ungly ass discourage you because i put out on the first date guarateed

Conversation Starters: you don't even have to take me out on a date because i'll let you put your brown uncut penis in me within the first few minutes because my self esteem is so far in the gutter that i can't even acknowledge the 5 other mistakes that i've made so if you're okay with it i am too

thewowdog · 2019-10-03T12:57:04+00:00

I am hoping to some day...

Seriously, how in the fuck do people like this keep on going? If I was her i'd be driving the station wagon off the bridge and I wouldn't be escaping from the car to tell the cops a black guy did it. I'd want to be dead.

RealMcGonzo · 2019-10-04T21:03:31+00:00

Woah! That guy from Silence of the Lambs completed his journey!

mimiczx · 2019-10-07T12:02:00+00:00

Never been on a date = Used to the pump and dump / Netflix and chill 😂. And none of the kids look alike 😂 WTF?

bnkrwnkr · 2020-01-23T01:46:33+00:00

Did she eat one of those kids?

Title	Alright, so here comes the “LOYLE” woman we all have been waiting for. Mother of 5, yet never been on a date ever before.
Author	pankajkcmax
Upvotes	121
Comments	67
Date	September 30, 2019 7:16 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/db7xr4/alright_so_here_comes_the_loyle_woman_we_all_have/
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