None of you men can handle me, also, someone please date me

where_muh_good_mens · 2019-07-19T15:54:50+00:00

You appear to have tits, hair and skin. I can only assume you have a functioning vagina? If so, then guess what, you are like any other 19 year old female in this world, except far more bitchy.

anyoneinamerica · 2019-07-19T16:02:55+00:00

You can't handle a blessing like me.

If you are a blessing, then atheism is looking better. Where is Noah and the rain clouds when you need him.

Aldabruzzo · 2019-07-19T16:10:30+00:00

Translation:

Hi. I know that I really like guys who flip tons of asshole attitude at me and challenge me. I really like guys who don't take me seriously and make fun of me and treat me like shit. So I am going to project all that onto men and act as if those men really like the same things in women that I like in men. So here I am, ratcheting up my BITCH factor all the way to 11. I really think guys are sexually attracted to this kind of behavior, because I am attracted to men who act like this with me.

This is all really a cover for my daddy issues/deep seated insecurity/body image issues/Cluster B personality disorder. I don't like myself very much. Offering up my body and being a total cunt are the only ways I seem to be able to get attention.

Please, won't you pay attention to me?! Please like me! Please love me! Please take me and keep me for your own! Please put down boundaries for me and tell me "no"! Please be a man for me and tell me what to do!

moroots · 2019-07-19T16:07:16+00:00

classic projection. shes attracted to difficult guys so she assumes if shes difficult, guys will be attracted to her

_do_not_read_this_ · 2019-07-19T16:01:34+00:00

"Also, here's my boobs."

incelposter · 2019-07-19T17:31:38+00:00

Uses the same "I'm not like other girls" type line that all the other girls use.

ogrilla99 · 2019-07-19T17:26:03+00:00

Again, what is with this maximum-bitch approach? Is it really that difficult to understand that when you're trying to attract someone, you should at least try to put your best foot forward?

I swear, I think the quality of women's personal ads keep declining because the vast majority of men never bother reading them before swiping right on all of them. As long as they don't matter, people can really let out their inner craziness.

Cursedpurpose · 2019-07-19T16:04:35+00:00

Scarcity mindset dressed in bitchy attitude. Would it kill her to at least pretend to be pleasant?

OldFashionMarine · 2019-07-19T16:48:39+00:00

19 and on OLD....19.....WTF? Has she burnt every local guy already, at the age of 19? Does every guy in you're locality know your reputation? 19........wow. She's already playing the 2 minute offense at the age of 19....! LMAO

coolmw93 · 2019-07-19T17:11:49+00:00

Ugh. Nothing sexier than a woman adding 3 more levels of insecurity and bitchiness to a relationship. Equal partners? Nah, you gotta PROVE you deserve her...

RunawayGrain · 2019-07-19T17:53:31+00:00

You can't handle a blessing like me.

Perhaps she is a blessing -- from a priest of Bhaal.

Red_Liner740 · 2019-07-19T17:49:18+00:00

Me and friend play Bingo with these girls and their profiles. Anytime a played out line is mentioned or we hear it, we airstamp and yell bingo...

Where are all the good men at Fur mom Pam looking for her Jim I’m not like other women Etc etc etc.

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-07-20T01:54:19+00:00

Hey 19. We got nothing in common, no we can't talk at all...

Well well well, Titty Snacks. Let's have it. What's on your mind this warm summer evening?

Let's be honest here

Fuck yeah. NOW we're talking. I LOVE honest women. Hit me with a truth bomb snacks! Was 911 a conspiracy? Do you have herpes. Come on I am ready for some T R U T H!

None of you men can handle a blessing like me

Oh, Snacky - you lied right up front. I thought you were going to be honest. So let's get this straight right off the bat, you are a fucking curse, not a blessing.

But since you brought it up, WHY might I ask, do you think you are such a "blessing"?

You can't compare me to any other females...

Oh the fuck I can't! Show me your tits and i will show you an ocean of tits that are at least that good or better. In fact, describe anything about you and I can line up a dozen of your exact replicas down at the local dive bar. Down to the shirt.

You need to step up your game Snacks. So, why do you think we can't compare you to others?

because I'm different from anyone else in this world.

Are you a special snowflake snacks? Did your step daddy tell you this when he was (cough) creating your, um, issues?

So what do you bring to the table, aside from being different and a blessing?

Are you up for the challenge?

What fucking challenge. You haven't said anything yet. Besides, did you not just tell us that none of us can handle you?

Are you Alpha baiting Snacks?

I don't think you are.

BOOM. There it goes. You want to get fucked by Chad. Good one! I am pretty sure you will get your wish Snacks.

Prove me wrong

Come over and I will. Text me at 867-5309.

If you are fishing for hookups, there are easier ways. Are you sure that's what you want?

Looking for a loyal man to call mine

Woah! That escalated quickly!

Did you take your meds today Snacks? I think you are feeling a little out of sorts.

Dear Titty Snacks,

You are on drugs, you are not unique, and you are boring. Good luck getting laid. Enjoy it while it lasts. The carousel has a maximum ride feature and at the end of that predetermined number of rides, it ejects you face first into the Wall.

Get off while you can!

Kashim77 · 2019-07-19T17:49:35+00:00

Go back to school, kiddo.

[deleted] · 2019-07-19T20:06:06+00:00

Dick down the throat, starts crying. Same as every other 19 year old girl. lol

cenaluc · 2019-07-20T08:59:25+00:00

classic pre-wall speech.

ZlayerXZ · 2019-07-19T19:22:11+00:00

Listen to her bros, “You can’t handled her”. Granted!!!!!!

Emervila · 2019-07-19T21:03:59+00:00

The insurance sent the inspector and he said you are a total loss.

"you guys are shit, also be nice with me" you are bonkers

FutureSquall · 2019-07-19T23:42:31+00:00

It’s like the “1 v 1 me bro!!!” guys online. They keep losing but want to call the ones winning cowards for not taking them on.

SirKolbath · 2019-07-20T00:47:00+00:00

Title	None of you men can handle me, also, someone please date me
Author	MOSFETBJT
Upvotes	104
Comments	35
Date	July 19, 2019 3:50 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/cf97g4/none_of_you_men_can_handle_me_also_someone_please/
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