[27F] “Mother to an amazing little boy” “Not going to settle for some scrub” “If you’re not taller than 5’11’’...” Here’s the partner you’ve all been looking for, gentlemen!

Older_Miggy · 2019-06-17T17:27:03+00:00

Well hey, at least we agree on something, cupcake. I'm not going to settle for some scrub either.

If you don't weigh less than 130 pounds...…...

If you can't keep a house clean...…..

If you like girls' nights out...…..

If you don't do anal...…..

If you have student loan debt...…….

If you like to get falling down drunk...…….

If you're a Democrat...…...

If you like to flirt with other guys...…….

If you can't cook...……..

If you expect me to raise someone else's vaginal turd(s)………...

If you want unfettered access to my resources...…...

If you don't put out every day, or at least are available to put out every day...……..

If you don't swallow...…...

If you have ANY tattoos or piercings...…….

EffigyDijjih · 2019-06-17T17:34:19+00:00

You know, I'm starting to wonder.. maybe the reason women tend to be extra shit at making bios on dating apps is because they're not nature's pursuer. They're simply nature's chooser. Which makes sense why they typically have a list of demands, usually with some backhanded, blatant insults mixed in.

They approach OLD apps as a chooser, not realizing they're putting themselves in a market where both parties choose. So they end up detailing what they want, rather than what they offer. That's not news to anyone, though..

Rarely ever is there any worthwhile qualities mentioned, that would really make you want them as a person not as a breathing fleshlight. "I like food", "I love adventure", "I love music!" Hardly sets you apart from the 99.9% of chicks on the same apps as you. Someone who's approaching this market with, "What am I, how do I stand apart from every other person.." in mind is probably gonna have a lot more thought out and interesting bios. Someone who's approaching with only thoughts of, "What do I want? What's worth my attention and time" will have a very different bio.

where_muh_good_mens · 2019-06-17T17:20:37+00:00

Chubby, strong independent single mother with an attitude and sense of entitlement. Great catch! I'm sure Chads are just lining up out the door to wife that up.

anyoneinamerica · 2019-06-17T18:19:00+00:00

Picture with a kid....pass.

Wearing sweatpants...PASS.

But hey, she loves to laugh. Oh my fucking God, that is the most original thing that I have ever heard. Thank you Jesus, I have been searching the whole world over for a washed up chubby bitch with a stretched out smelly cunt and some other guys cum shot to raise as my own; but none of them liked to laugh, much less loved to laugh. I guess my prayers have finally been answered in the form of a yeasty used up pussy looking for my money, just my money, and nothing but my money. I can now die a happy man.

Velvet_Hammer_ · 2019-06-17T17:38:28+00:00

Single mothers are becoming so prevalent that soon there will not be enough simps to go around for all of them. They've drawn a double-edged sword. If they insist on marriage before reproduction, they fail because so many men see what a horror show modern divorce has become that they'll just tell her "next!" and move on. If they don't insist on marriage first, they will get pumped and dumped because the man is not legally bound to her. Only if they straightened out the marriage/divorce laws by themselves would they return the equation to some sense of feasibility for them, but that is kind of what trying to have the best of both worlds does to you, you get neither. Even if she wasn't wearing Men's Size 40 sweatpants, it's still an easy pass.

Fa3eShift · 2019-06-17T17:31:45+00:00

Why tf all bios say amazing,little,world and so on?

s1500 · 2019-06-17T17:36:40+00:00

5’11 bros are really getting the shaft by these single moms huh....

ono_licious · 2019-06-17T18:42:07+00:00

How STUPID and IRRESPONSIBLE are you to be a single mom? Not talking about widows or similar. I’m talking single chick, engaging in sex without being on birth control. It’s virtually free and even an 11yo can get it.

The phrase “Mom to kid(s) who are my world” really means: “I’m incapable of adult behavior but I expect it from you.”

Also...if you’re a single mom...to “kids who are your world” act like it! Get your butt out of the skank-around market until your kid(s) are over 18! That’s the only way you prove that claim!!.

Truth; These females are absolutely vacuous, lying, self deluded dumpster fires. Men...you don’t owe it to them to put them out. They need to burn-out on their own to let all that dumpster-fuel be consumed! Don’t even dip your wick in them!!! Recognize everything about these females is a con! Otherwise you’ll be a baby-daddy too.

If it wasn’t for government/beta-buck bailout of these champions-of-society...they would eventually go extinct.

Sick fucking society

lorem6300118 · 2019-06-17T18:34:55+00:00

A tragedy in four acts:

The hive mind: get a beta bucks loser to pay for your child.
Her: okay, but since I only want Chad, I’ll make a terrible, insulting profile.
[makes insulting profile, basically “I’m rejecting you before you can reject me tee hee”. It inevitably fails to get Chad to commit.]
Her, to the hive mind: See! I told you were no good men. My actions are all justified.

Fin.

[deleted] · 2019-06-17T18:00:45+00:00

Strangely enough, she doesn't qualify to date herself

Ifuckonyohoe · 2019-06-17T18:35:01+00:00

I swear to god there has to be a "single mom tinder bio" generator somewhere online.

Every single one is the exact same...

keithrockz · 2019-06-17T18:18:03+00:00

Why do these women feel it necessary to use a personal ad as an opportunity to pat themselves on the back for being "mother of the year"?so many of them say the same shit..."I am mother to an amazing/wonderful (fill in the blank)year old boy/girl who is my world.".......... First of all,shouldn't that go without saying? Secondly,um...who cares? Then these marginalized ,40 plus year old dullards act like the male species just can't survive without a taste of their wore out goods that they seem to think is lined with gold and spurts ambrosia....no self awareness at all... Facts:You are a tubby woman whose best years are behind her,with a child (and the drama that usually comes with it )from someone else.....and to top it all off,you have a serious attitude problem and a huge sense of entitlement which you actually seem proud of.....do you really think that a man with any sense at all is going to come within a hundred yards of you?!.....sweetheart,the only "scrub"in this scenario is you.

Imperial_Plastics · 2019-06-17T18:39:54+00:00

If every child is 'amazing'... no child is.

The3liGator · 2019-06-17T19:43:43+00:00

I want to know what these women tell their inevitable shorter than 6' tall children when they get passed over for someone taller or even bullied because of their height.

Corvus_Uraneus · 2019-06-17T18:01:10+00:00

Adventure... smh, translation for travel cock.

At least she didn't use the "and he is my world" as all basic single moms do.

Tracergold · 2019-06-17T21:28:54+00:00

Definitely one of my favorites.

Again, she's been deluded by American Feminism: she has bought into the lie that she can "have it all" and that she's the Queen(TM).

It doesn't occur to her that her bastard child is "amazing" only to her; she truly thinks that all the 6ft MegaAlphas are just fighting over who gets the chance to spend their money raising her bastard.

And, she's bought into the whole Reddit-approved "men like thicc(TM) real women, not skinny girls!"

She is facing off her dismal future with total ignorance, with plucky resolve, in the face of total and complete darkness. She will very soon learn that her Feminist Approved Standards (which most of Reddit's whiteknight feminist soyboys agree with) don't apply in the real world.

She's about to get the rudest wakeup call, the nastiest bite of the reality sandwich. It's pretty epic, really.

[deleted] · 2019-06-17T19:04:15+00:00

Amazing that they "don't want scrubs" AFTER they have a baby with Chad. Do you believe this child's father is not a scrub? And is in fact a hard working, conservative businessman? Hard question, I know...really think about it.

bigboilerdawg · 2019-06-17T17:50:34+00:00

Entitlement Princess is a more fitting flair, IMHO.

alleyteris · 2019-06-17T19:45:42+00:00

Seriously woman for fucks shake what's with the heigh requirments? Do women even know the average mens hight or what?

She is a single mom for crying out loud, she should be thankfull she gets matches at all ...

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-06-17T18:55:51+00:00

Is it just me or does this one look like she is "selling" her kid?

Someone here (/u/kevin32 ?) mentioned this once and I never noticed it until this post. It creeps me out - sort of like a dog whistle for pedophiles or something.

I cannot unsee this now.

Spaceghost - headed over to /r/Eyebleach

anotherdumbcaucasian · 2019-06-17T19:42:25+00:00

have my own home

Probably massive debt too if you have a house and only 1 (likely unskilled) income source

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-06-17T19:57:21+00:00

Look at that masculine face 😂😂😂

She looks like the WWE wrestler Triple H

ImAWhoDat · 2019-06-17T20:47:31+00:00

And you just know if a 5'11, super handsome guy, with a good job, is looking for a relationship but has a small dick, she'd kick him to the curb. These whores and their unrealistic expectations price themselves out of guys.

Older_Miggy · 2019-06-17T19:21:16+00:00

I love being six foot two.

I still have a fungal infection that makes me too smelly to approach within twenty feet, but at least I get past all of these arbitrary height restrictions.

[deleted] · 2019-06-17T19:57:53+00:00

THAT KID IS TOO OLD TO BE IN DIAPERS!!!!!

keithrockz · 2019-06-17T20:17:40+00:00

She looks like Amy Schumers doppelganger...and that's NOT a good thing.

fatdadfitdad · 2019-06-17T20:36:59+00:00

Is it not self-evident to these women that if parenting was their world, that the desire for a 6’+, no drama man would exist in themselves? Can they not see the contradiction they’re selling from the very start?

It goes back to what I said on the fat acceptance post: women in this scenario seem inconvenienced by their consequences. And if I’m being totally honest, inconvenienced by their own children because the child has demanded that they - and not she - be the actual child, in need of someone to care for them.

bestsparkyalive · 2019-06-17T21:12:06+00:00

Says the female version of a “scrub”

Buchwild · 2019-06-17T23:08:53+00:00

All NPCs. Jesus

uberduger · 2019-06-17T20:14:02+00:00

I want a daddy to my little boy, but don't give a shit if you're nice or decent as long as you're tall enough for me to show off like a trophy.

Harry_Teak · 2019-06-17T20:20:58+00:00

I predict that someday soon we'll hear of a serial killer that specifically targets women who use a certain phrase in their OLD profiles. The papers will call him the Loves to Laugh Killer.

mondo135 · 2019-06-17T20:30:05+00:00

I propose a new flair: "Arrow to the knee" for those profiles that keeps popping up about how they love adventures and to laugh, etc.

rrambriz · 2019-06-17T21:28:18+00:00

don’t play games? damn so much for nights involving pizza and Mario Kart.

five_eight · 2019-06-17T22:08:25+00:00

For the first time in my life I am proud to be.....some scrub.

washingtonpanther · 2019-06-17T23:28:11+00:00

And after all that, she's fat. This is me being shocked.

ndaloim17 · 2019-06-18T01:36:49+00:00

Classic Chaos. Feel for that kid while mom is looking for resources online while getting banged by some losers on the side

TooFatToMatt · 2019-06-18T07:21:06+00:00

The "I have my own home" thing is funny because a lot of times it turns out that she got the home in a divorce or that child support is paying for it. A lot of women sincerely believe that buying a house or a car with money a court ordered the ex to give her is the same thing as being successful.

[deleted] · 2019-06-18T11:22:13+00:00

What if her boy is going to be 5ft 6in ?

[deleted] · 2019-06-17T18:09:05+00:00

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[deleted] · 2019-06-17T23:05:06+00:00

Kids a little old to be in diapers, no?

Tnsc · 2019-06-17T23:22:26+00:00

No one:

99% of women on tinder: “I’m easy going, outgoing, love to laugh, love adventures I’m not looking for ONS and I have <number> kid(s)”

Bonus points: - Queen looking for King... whatever that means

wastelandchic · 2019-06-18T00:50:35+00:00

Can gaaaayranteee that house is the former marital home that was disgorged from the abusive ex! Yet she'll pass it off as her own like she is responsible for it.. Meanwhile mortgage gets paid with his child support/alimony. Fucking good for nothing......

Boggob15 · 2019-06-18T03:05:57+00:00

If she takes pictures with her kids on a dating site?

SWIPE LEFT

ogrelin · 2019-06-18T23:05:30+00:00

Que pasa mi hermano dominicano? Vaya por su propio camino!

WearDoWeGoNow · 2019-06-19T00:41:26+00:00

But... she loves to laugh! What are the odds you'll find such a treasure elsewhere?

StrongAttitude · 2019-06-23T11:35:50+00:00

Why the heck do these women always say "love to laugh" ? I don't understand it as everyone wants to laugh.

Maybe someone here could translate that phrase for me.

[deleted] · 2019-09-14T07:27:54+00:00

Your bastard son is the result of “always down for adventure”

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