Got off the cock merry-go-round and settled for a provider that doesn't give her the tingles 🎠

Extra_Napkins · 2019-03-01T04:17:58+00:00

Somebody toss me a beach towel because my head is swimming trying to figure this broad out.

Bromfilok · 2019-03-01T04:26:06+00:00

Alpha Widow

Throwaway17n10 · 2019-03-01T04:26:33+00:00

Ahh hell OP, its the weekend somewhere in the world.

I do want to say though, that we don't normally do dead bedroom posts or women with problems having sex with their providers unless she explicitly says she rode the carousel before settling down, so good eye with this one.

Edit: Also this post is not a good example because it doesn't fit within Rule 5 strictly and also has the OP not regretting her decisions or paying for them right now. We want to primarily show womens losing at this game or regretting their decisions to slut around.

But it does do a good job of revealing womens dual mating strategy; their desire to reward fuck boys and hold out on their husbands or fathers of their children.

Blogginginvicecity · 2019-03-01T05:24:00+00:00

Oh man, the predictability and tragic nature of all of this is so sad. I would ask "who hurt you" to the female OP but we all know it was the alpha widow experience and ultimately herself. Poor guy and poor kid.

She probably "loves him so much" like a cute lil dog that shoots out money.

Her eyes won't brighten up with awesome respect and love when she sees him; he can't be her hero. It's my understanding that being an alpha widow is like being spoiled by any other experience --be it culinary/lifestyle/drug. There's a wisdom to living modestly, in part because it gives the everyday the chance to be magical and fulfilling.

This woman seems ungrateful. In her eyes, why should she be? Her husband is a cute little thing that worships her and gives her money. Why should she be motivated to see him as a 'man'. Shit, men have been giving her free shit for 'just being her' all her life. This guy just does it with a little more vigor and she sees that as cute.

Those religious texts across the world seemed to be taming our base, primal instincts for the good of post-tribal civilization. It seems like across the world these texts were telling woman to, "quit being a f***in' ho," while simultaneously telling men to "stop giving pussy passes." Women are prone to not using sex for the betterment of polite, civilized behavior, and men are prone to giving unlimited pussy passes. People in civilized society have to gatekeep sex and commitment in a balanced manner or shit gets a little too unruly.

In OP's case we gotta witness the somewhat tragic outcome of the lack of regulation: the depression of society's beta-male workhorse, as women can't be happy making him happy. To get spiritual on ya, I would add in that when I was particularly spoiled, I wasn't happy making 'the big HIM happy either'. Lol! Shit happens.

As society, we keep spoiling her --enabling her future depression, and ultimately his. It's the ultimate application of the fantastic statement on power made in the Godfather (I believe): "don't let your friends know how much you love them." If you go telling your best friends everyday that you would go suck 100 STD riddled dicks to save their life if it came to it, they likely won't appreciate the mindful gestures and heroic favors you do for them over the years. It's the age old ying-yang. Fearing God is a Love/respect for God; we know fucked up stuff happens, and that a number of fucked up things have not happened to us. Shit, hardcore narcotics, like other drugs/experiences, operate in a similar manner. It giveth... ...and taketh away, and they become your new God because the notion of God is one which can do just that. To that extent, we are all little Gods too. We can give life fuel... ...and we can take it away. We can smoke meth and have heaven in a handbasket, and then swoooosh our mind soon sees everything as fucking lame as shit in comparison.

In today's age with all the big data on women, the men who aren't getting any now have seen that as a whole they probably won't be getting their 'just deserts' later either. I wonder what the outcome will be, but I would be lying if I said I want to know what it will be. If history is any indication in the slightest, shit's gonna be fucking brutal.

Anyways, giving women pussy passes hurts everyone, and now OP's husband is sad.

Juxtapointer · 2019-03-01T06:28:16+00:00

... by that time I had deemed phycial attractiveness a low priority in finding a mate. I have no regrets.

She settled for beta bucks, feels completely justified in being a soulsucking parasite in his life and is very content with herself about this.

The plantation, folks - not even once.

Juxtapointer · 2019-03-01T04:36:27+00:00

Dead bedroom. Shit situation

MarcusAurileus70 · 2019-03-01T08:59:34+00:00

She is putting in the pre-work to justify riding Chad on her next “girls night” out.

Overkillengine · 2019-03-01T06:15:25+00:00

"I don't regret it. But here's a 300 word diatribe about how much I really really really don't regret it.

techtesh · 2019-03-01T09:57:36+00:00

I am obese used to date slim and physically attractive males.... Something does not compute or do men in US have no self respect

2019-03-01T14:13:31+00:00

Just another marriage doomed to fail.

Just another woman who is doing EXACTLY what i tell you women are doing. And the proof continues to roll in.

Hey, PPD - DO YOU BELIEVE ME NOW???

Let's have this guy just wait until HER baby gets into school. Then he's really gonna find out the true nature of his "marriage".

This is how it starts, people: He tells his wife that she doesn't make him feel sexually attractive or desired. And, well, surprise surprise, it's because she isn't sexually atracted to him and does not desire him.

If only someone were talking about this. If only someone were sounding the alarm about this. If only someone had noticed this. If only there was a way to figure all this out BEFORE you fuck it up.

Hey, wife: You should not have married him. You are about to destroy your life, your husband's life, and your child's life.

Hey, husband: You are in for the divorce assraping of a lifetime. In a few years when your wife's kid starts school, she will strangely refuse you sex all the time. She will then decide she is unhaaaaaappy, magically figure out that you are the cause, and leave you. When it is all over, you will be broke, impoverished, confused, sex deprived, utterly alone, and you will see your wife's kid maybe a couple of times a month. You'll have an anal sphincter so destroyed and distended from the assraping the family court gives you that you'll need a colostomy bag.

ghost-zz · 2019-03-01T05:25:42+00:00

The husband feels in one way or another that he's treated like a beta. It's going to suck when it all finally comes together

Throwaway17n10 · 2019-03-01T10:19:22+00:00

Almost certainly when they had this talk, she made up some BS story about "not feeling sexy due to the baby" or "I am not a very sexual person" or whatever.

I feel really terrible for the husband because he is in a bad situation that he probably doesn't even understand.

0kool74 · 2019-03-01T13:39:09+00:00

I am very happy in our marriage

I think my husband is cute, but I have never found him sexy

Haven't even had my first cup of morning coffee and am still able to see the bull shit on this one.

Yoji_84 · 2019-03-01T10:52:12+00:00

When I met my husband the ~~emotional connection and the compatibility~~ size of his wallet was incredible.

Fixed.

TheImpossible1 · 2019-03-01T09:41:19+00:00

It's almost like women seek people they can abuse when they get to settling down.

2019-03-01T13:33:09+00:00

That feeling when your wife friendzones you :S

DicamVeritatem · 2019-03-01T16:08:13+00:00

“In my single days I did have relationships and flings with conventionally attractive slim and fit men. A few I found very sexy and was aroused by touching and seeing them. When I met my husband the emotional connection and the compatibility were incredible, and by that point I had deemed physical attractiveness a low priority”

The female projection here is massive. She assumes since she saw such value in the “emotional connection” over physical attraction, that men would naturally see things the same way, and not care as much whether their wife lusted for his flesh or not.

Fuck, I’d rather be incel than locked into a marriage with a cunt like this.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-03-01T05:41:29+00:00

Later on in that statement she says she has had more orgasms with him than anyone else though.

2019-03-01T09:50:33+00:00

"in finding a mate." Feels like that should be read in a David Attenborough voice.

TomahawkSuppository · 2019-03-01T13:19:13+00:00

Alpha fucks, beta bucks right here.

notyourdude201 · 2019-03-01T18:12:45+00:00

A woman who got off the cock carousel will bring her cock carousel sex habits to marriage.

Because casual sex tends to be anti-climactic, she expects married life to be the same and doesn't put effort.

Because casual sex after the first one or two times becomes just a token ritual to get Chad to commit in a very "Let's get this over with", kind of way, she still goes "Let's get this over with" when her husband wants sex.

From the start sex was never an act of love. She spread her legs for the hots, not for love. In complete opposite of what a sane female human being would do, she refrains from having sex with men she loves because of some BS reason, but sexes right away with those she doesn't

RealMcGonzo · 2019-03-01T19:53:05+00:00

She's never wanted to have sex with her husband and she has no regrets.

That poor fuck.

Lis456 · 2019-03-01T20:03:32+00:00

This has to be a MGTOW troll. Not that women like that don't exist, but I doubt they would say it so directly.

2019-03-01T20:13:54+00:00

Its the same tired story. The flaws in her previous relationships was she wasn't attractive enough to keep Chad for more than a few pump and dumps. She wants back on the carousel for a few more spins, but doesn't realize she's hit the wall and will end up a sad, lonely, alcoholic cat lady. And the feminists on Reddit recommend she destroy her life for shits and tingles cause yolo.

SirKolbath · 2019-03-02T19:07:31+00:00

“I dont have any regrets.”

Samuel L Jackson as narrator: “She has a big ass pile of motherfucking regrets.”

Lis456 · 2019-03-01T16:38:34+00:00

damn, is that child even his??

EffigyDijjih · 2019-03-01T18:31:53+00:00

Take good note to notice she admits that she, herself, is just as overweight if not more overweight than he is. She popped out a kid, and hasn't made much effort to reel back the extra pounds that stacked on top of her.

Hypergamy doesn't care what her own value is. All it cares about is if her needs will be met, and who's most capable of providing the means to satisfy them.

Suck-Less · 2019-03-01T22:05:10+00:00

This guy really needs to get a DNA paternity test rolling.

IJerkItToCrimeScenes · 2019-03-02T21:12:12+00:00

I don't have any regrets... Maybe not bitch but he sure does.

2019-03-04T12:21:37+00:00

In short: Alpha widow. She destroyed her value and pair-bonding abilities.

Title	Got off the cock merry-go-round and settled for a provider that doesn't give her the tingles 🎠
Author	Lis456
Upvotes	560
Comments	100
Date	March 1, 2019 4:14 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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