You won't have much of my attention but I promise it's worth it

throwawayinj · 2019-02-18T12:00:28+00:00

"Spark my interest"? Listen, you're a single mother who has your kids 24/7 so you murdered any interest of mine.

Lathargic_Leo · 2019-02-18T08:31:18+00:00

Looks like she answered "Do you have children?" with no but then in description mentions her son...hmmmmmmmmmmm thinking emoji

sabby-the-boxer · 2019-02-18T14:06:46+00:00

You can tell that she was once a pretty girl with everything going for her in life. She could have had a good life if she simply locked down a decent guy. A guy who wanted marriage, children, and one woman for life. That’s all she had to do. Choose a good guy when she was 20, still pretty and full of life and optimism.

Choosing a good man - is that too much to ask for? It seems it is in the 21st century. She chose the other option and now she is a hopeless, lost leech on society. No more nice house for her with the family car. No more manicured garden. No more vacations with the husband and her non-bastard children. No more seeing her husband and father to her children playing with her kids every evening after a hard day at work.

She had a simple choice but she chose wrong. She lost. Every day the weight of her irreversible mistakes loom over her heart. She wakes up with less of a will to live with each passing day. Her life is a shambles, even if she will never admit it. But her eyes and her ragged, fat 25 year old body tell of her unspoken story.

SelectAirline · 2019-02-18T13:28:04+00:00

She won't respond to low effort openers like "Hey" but was so lazy that she copy/pasted the Conversation Starters section... entitlement run amok.

notyourdude201 · 2019-02-18T14:12:10+00:00

Holy shit those glasses. SJW. Feminist. Triggertard. Stay away.

RunawayGrain · 2019-02-18T14:52:46+00:00

"Prefer not to say body type" = "They studied me to figure out how to construct the Death Star."

"Package deal" = "Package store, frequently."

"Probably wont have much of my attention" = "$$$$"

"I promise it's worth it." = "I promise, it isn't."

"Spark my interest" = "Other than sex, I bring nothing worthwhile to the table"

Protoquestrian · 2019-02-18T21:35:07+00:00

"I don't have children"

"My son is my life"

"I don't drink"

"I like going to the bars"

"I have my son with me 24/7"

"I work 6 days a week"

SirKolbath · 2019-02-18T17:40:50+00:00

You just told me that I come second place to your son. It is not your place to demand that I spark your interest. You must spark mine.

You’re the one with the massive deadweight slowing you in this race. Why should I even waste a second on you? You should be opening the messages and begging me to reply. In your first three missives you should be explaining how you want to cook for me and asking what my favorite dishes are, not demanding that I entertain you with some farce of a message.

I will send you “Hey.” because that is exactly as much as you are worth until you prove otherwise to me!

tw1nm3t30r · 2019-02-18T18:29:59+00:00

"Spark my interests"

You have a kid. Shut the fuck up and be grateful Simps still talk to you.

lorum_ipsum_dolor · 2019-02-18T15:14:23+00:00

Chad: Hey

Panties = Wet

[deleted] · 2019-02-18T18:42:19+00:00

Do you have children? No

My son is my wuuuuuuurld

No, just, no.

OldFashionMarine · 2019-02-18T13:11:29+00:00

Bitch doesn't have a car.....so you gotta Uber her and her demon spawns ass all over the place. That's why you won't have much time with her......your driving Ms. Daisey. GTFO...

[deleted] · 2019-02-18T16:48:40+00:00

Whenever a woman has to say she's "worth it", she's not worth it.

Same principle first expressed by Rollo: Whenever a woman promises you she'll be worth the wait for sex, trust me: The sex is never worth the wait.

Needlecrash · 2019-02-18T15:20:38+00:00

Package deal? Pass.

Umas15 · 2019-02-18T19:29:49+00:00

One of the reasons why I abandoned online dating was that every female expect you gonna be some circuis animal and entertain her, right on the start. Listen, I don't know you so 'hey' is good enough starter, what do you expect me to start with? A friggin poem about your beuty? Not to mention THEY will never start conversation. I'm not good looking but I feel fine alone, so I'm not desperate, but I know there are tons of desperate guys that will fight for attention of chick they don't know at all. I admit, when I was 16 or even 19 I tried to be funny, inventive etc with starting discussion but when you are teen you have a lot of time and it's more like fun. Now I'm 30 and women my age thinks I'm gonna friggin entertain them. Why? If I'm single so long, you have to spark my interest, meanwhile for all my normal tries of starting and prolonging discussion I always get 'yes', 'no' 'dunno' and ghosting. Fuck it

Oh, and single mothers were always out of questions for me, even if they started discussion. I'm honest, I'm not sure if I want my own kids but for sure I'm not gonna pay for kid that every moment of life can say 'you are not my dad'.

VikkBlack · 2019-02-18T14:25:00+00:00

Package deal.

AutisticusMaximus · 2019-02-18T17:13:43+00:00

"I work 6 days a week so you probably wont have much of my attention but I promise its worth it."

Translation:

"Hey Chadislav, my Sundays are free for a hook up, tee hee"

I think the * $ bailout $* tag is somewhat incorrect. There is no "Where have the good men gone?" line. She is still not looking for a provider primarily, as she has yet the hit the wall with full force. As it says "divorced", I don't think her child is a classic out-of-wedlock bastard, maybe she dropped the "boring" marriage to see what's out there.

I will put her in a basket with those recently divorced who want to jump back on the cock carousel for a bit.

The "Spark my interest." line is a confirmation of this. Women don't tell a Beta to spark her interest, they tell them to "Man Up!", she still fantasizes about meeting someone "interesting" who will rock her world. (read : "cock her vagina")

0kool74 · 2019-02-19T01:01:25+00:00

Man.......gotta love Plenty of Freaks. Never have I seen such a conglomeration of worthless piece of shit useless cunts anywhere. Even the 2s and below on Bumble and Tinder aren't as hideous as the ones on that site.

kyledontcare · 2019-02-19T04:45:45+00:00

Yet another single mom already hitting the wall.

Lathargic_Leo · 2019-02-19T06:00:20+00:00

Doesn't look too bad at first....but then she opens her mouth....

mblazin1532 · 2019-02-19T12:33:11+00:00

"Spark my interest." WTF? She better spark up on whatever drug pipe she's puffing on because she's not gonna find a quality man with that profile and some other man's bastard parasite.

[deleted] · 2019-02-20T20:26:46+00:00

Very easy going. My son is my life. I work 6 days a week,

Her son is her life, but she works 6 days a week. Sounds like her work is her life and she needs a free babysitter.

so you probably won't have much of my attention, but I promise, it's worth it.

Yup, sit on the couch with Chad Jr. and wait patiently for her to get home.

When I'm off, I like going to the movies, bars, go carting, mini golf, really anything that gets me out of the house. I have my son 24/7, so we're a package deal ??

With the exception of bars, these are all things that you will be doing with her and her son, and paying for.

don't hit me up with no "hey". I won't respond.

So do hit her up with a "hey"?

Spark my interest.

What should a guy do? A song and dance? Juggle bowling pins? She must think highly of her damaged goods to think that a man should have to entertain her like a court jester.

ChiTownBob · 2019-02-21T01:36:27+00:00

> You won't have much of my attention

You won't have ANY of my attention, then.

>Spark my interest

You first.

KuonRad · 2019-02-18T14:02:03+00:00

well at least she has a job

Title	You won't have much of my attention but I promise it's worth it
Author	Lathargic_Leo
Upvotes	101
Comments	46
Date	February 18, 2019 8:27 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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