"I'm finally ready to settle down."

where_muh_good_mens · 2018-06-22T17:23:18+00:00

I'm going to let this stay up, as this profile has been passed around for months already, but in the future, profiles without proper censorship of all identifying parts will be removed without regards to the popularity or discussions that have already taken place.

boisdevie · 2018-06-22T15:47:51+00:00

I do hope all the guys taller than 5'11" contact her to tell her that they prefer younger women.

AllahHatesFags · 2018-06-22T15:35:47+00:00

That ship sailed a decade-and-a-half ago. Chad has moved on to younger women and has no interest in having a retard baby with you.

I am worth much more than that

What makes you so valuable? You squandered your youth on the cc; are you wealthy, talented, a good cook? You literally aren't offering anything other than your cunt which has been rode hard by many, many men. As far as I'm concerned, you are worthless.

Mick_Donalds · 2018-06-22T15:25:54+00:00

I've had miles and miles of dick, treated men like they're disposable, and blew every chance I had of being a Lady, Wife and Mother by pushing the marriage-able men away, so now all you chiseled Chads with 6 figures who are 6'1 and are single with no attachments need to line up and court me. I've ridden the cock carousel, now it's time for me to be treated like a Queen. No I'm not selfish at all, this is my feminist overlords and Sex and the City nurtured me to do"

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2018-06-22T16:21:14+00:00

If she is 40 and hasn't had kids, there is no chance in hell that she will have a smooth (or successful) pregnancy. She is a spoiled gallon of milk that is trying to sell herself at the price of a fresh gallon. So, let's respond thusly:

"Also being honest, I like young women...so no offence if you are older than 24 but I probably won't be attracted/interested"

Yoji_84 · 2018-06-22T15:22:02+00:00

40 year old hag still delusional enough to think she can get kids from Chad at her age?

Whoever would want to try and put a child in that desert of a womb of hers must really be desperate.

jimmyscrackncorn · 2018-06-22T17:06:00+00:00

🤔 marrying a woman who's 40 to have kids is like buying a car to be your daily driver that has 200,000 miles on it

no_its_a_subaru · 2018-06-22T16:54:41+00:00

Alright which one if you 6’5” superchads with a Greek god bod Is going to step up and marry this wonderful young woman!! 😂😂😂

LimousineLibtard · 2018-06-22T17:46:03+00:00

She wants to have kids and she’s 40 years old? Hilarious! This woman bought into the feminist lie that women can have kids at age 96. Better start saving up cat food coupons you dumb bitch!

Ex_Swm_Lfw · 2018-06-22T15:50:58+00:00

“I’m finally ready to settle down”

No, it’s clear your were exceptionally good looking and had a longer ride on the cock carousel than what most girls are given. A more accurate title would be you “finally kicked off the cock carousel, so I’m forced into either marriage or cats”

All you need in the bio is “It’s all about marriage now. Not interested if you’re not Chad, I’d rather have the cats than fuck you”

There see how much space I saved you?

jasonmiles2014 · 2018-06-22T16:08:35+00:00

She's 40 and looks 50.

ComedoneDream · 2018-06-22T15:50:14+00:00

Basically she’s saying “When I let you hit it (which will be the morning after cause I want to hold to my morals) I’m gonna let you hit it raw and juice in me immediately. After 6 weeks of dating, I’m going to tell you I want to have your baby because my biological clock has had the LOW BATTERY light on for the past 6 years and it’s running out any day now. Take it or leave it.” Yea, right. Whoever gets with her better make sure to have the lube ready cause that pussy is DRY!!!

Oliverott · 2018-06-23T07:52:08+00:00

Her male equivalent in the job market would be:

Luca, 40

6,371 km away

I had a lot of interesting jobs in my life and a lot of fun, but now at 40 I am tired of bussing tables and flipping burgers, I don't want a job anymore I want a career, NOW I AM READY TO SETTLE down FOR ENGINEERING CAREERS.

Also being honest, I like high salaries... so no offense if you offer less than 6 figures I probably won't be attracted/interested.

The real sad thing about modern western women is not how pretentious, presumptuous and possessive they are but that they have become that way because us pussy-whipped-faggot western males have made them that way by listening to their every demant, overindulging and spoiling them like their were truly the daughters of a king.

FUCK THESE DEMANDING PRINCESSES

TheOriginalBigApp · 2018-06-22T16:45:59+00:00

Nice to learn that Marriage and Children are “things” to this one. Feminists all over are proud of their work.

Philhelm · 2018-06-22T16:51:51+00:00

Where's the problem? Picture is ok, text has no red flags.

ButtsMacGillacuty · 2018-06-22T17:47:01+00:00

Really wish more women would see these type of profiles and stop fooling around when they are young and hold all the cards.

adirp · 2018-06-22T19:35:59+00:00

Lol. She's 40. Waited a bit long, didn't she?

She's not interested in casual sex and married men - that means she did all those things in the past. Probably in excess. She looks like she was a stunner in her younger years.

TheDongerNeedsFood · 2018-06-22T18:45:20+00:00

With her age and looks, I expect the tall adonises to be beating her door down.

immex5live · 2018-06-22T17:06:08+00:00

I'm 6'6, but if you're over 30 I probably wont be attracted/interested.

Why the fuck would I settle for some 40 year old that looks like the sun chewed her up and spat her out when I'm 6'6 and could get much much better.

custos_uk · 2018-06-22T18:35:50+00:00

I feel like this is the reason this sub reddit was created. Good find OP!

You can still say what you like and what you are after - but think how many men she superficially writes-off over something like height.

And again - she doesn’t offer anything from her side, just what she wants. The kind of selfish attitude that got her 40 and single.

TheNightWind777 · 2018-06-22T19:13:52+00:00

At least this one has a cool jacket.

SpafSpaf · 2018-06-23T00:15:10+00:00

She's going to be very disappointed once she finds out I had a vasectomy.

Cubular-Sucr0se · 2018-06-23T00:52:11+00:00

This bitch is 40 and single, BUT she is still picky about height. Take what you can get.

xxcups · 2018-06-23T03:34:06+00:00

To the white night commenting earlier...

It is possible she has lived a self respecting life and a noble relationship never materialized. But unthink Disney channel for a second. To believe this Carol is a delicate flower patiently waiting for the right man to magically mesh with her virtuous femininity is equivalent to thinking a rich Indian family never cooked a meal with curry spice (PC bro! Insert your own nationality and food association). The reality is there was a ton of curry ingested over 25 years. Why does her profile read the same requirements and stipulations as all the other sloots on Tindr e.g. "Not looking for hook ups"? You see, we do know her life from 150 letters. I can look at the space between her eyelashes and tell you how many STDs she's had since last November. No thank you.

rogerhuston · 2018-06-25T07:17:04+00:00

Translation: "Can some man please come scrape me off the wall I smashed into at high velocity? Only a tall one though, cause I hit it way up there."

bloodthorn1990 · 2018-06-23T00:31:45+00:00

not gonna lie, I'd knock the dust off that pussy

purgetheinfidels · 2018-06-25T11:08:24+00:00

After 500 the Chads fucked she wants to settle down. SMH. The sad part is some dumbass, sucker is gonna fall for that and get sucked all the way down that used up pussy.

that_nagger_guy · 2018-06-26T09:43:37+00:00

40 and childless... she's also somewhat attractive. She probably was in her 20's. I wonder why she's childless... ooh probably the high standards.

resnine · 2018-06-29T03:14:46+00:00

Shorter than 5'11? that's like 90% of the male population, dumb bitch.

tw1nm3t30r · 2018-06-29T05:08:43+00:00

Into what? a retirement home?

zonexproductions2k17 · 2018-08-22T11:43:58+00:00

she looks older then 40 holy cow she looks 50

Cubular-Sucr0se · 2018-08-27T04:01:10+00:00

I’d have standards, but height is not a standard worth being picky about. I made that mistake before, and it’s dumb. Especially when you think about the fact that she’s 40, not 20.

StayingSingle · 2018-10-03T13:41:32+00:00

These women are a real joke as it is since they're nothing but partying animals and want to sleep around with so many different men all the time, and now they're looking to settle down which they should've stopped doing what they were doing since many of us men are really fed up with these kind of women anyway. That is why MGTOW is the very smart way for many of us men now since many of us men already have been very hurt by these type of very pathetic women in the first place. Been there.

Title	"I'm finally ready to settle down."
Author	AllahHatesFags
Upvotes	183
Comments	95
Date	June 22, 2018 3:19 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/8t25lm/im_finally_ready_to_settle_down/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/im-finally-ready-to-settle-down.349110 https://theredarchive.com/post/349110

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FUCK THESE DEMANDING PRINCESSES