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[β]Ricksanchez2278215 points216 points217 points 4 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
$3500 for the experience of sitting in a nasty uncomfortable folding chair and resting your feet on gum and spilt beer? For a chance to see something no one will care for in a week! Naw me thinks I would rather go on a cruise, or invest in surgical masks.
[β]ItzCaper119 points120 points121 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Congrats, you named every sporting event in the world.
[β]DrNoAwS24 points25 points26 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
....and I thought he was talking about the marriageπ
[β]teelolws40 points41 points42 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
On the one hand, he could sit on a fold out chair in an environment surrounded by smelly people who will drink and throw up, or he could go to the super bowl.
[β]assassincreed00072 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Or he could sit with smelly people who will drink and throw up while watching the Superbowl.
[β]Spezzit1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Or he could sit with smelly people who will drink and throw up while watching the Superbowl in his home.
[β][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
How did all you drunk people get in my house?
[β]Doc_Sithicus3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You left the kitchen window open :)
[β]assassincreed00071 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's unpossilbe
[β]NohoTwoPointOh23 points24 points25 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why do you hate America?
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[β]magicmikefx0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Clean shaven.
[β]Malbek6042 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know I just can't fathom it. Well I can, we're starved of tribal warfare so some people need to watch pro athletes battle.
[β]kgopza1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
$3500 is probably VIP
[β]Ukhupa1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For a chance to see something no one will care for in a week
The same could be said about marriage.
Outside of family and very best friends, how many of the people that were invited realistically give a damn the day after? How many actually remain a part of the couple's lives?
I always found it telling that for one of my friend's wedding, almost two years ago, there were more people at the reception than at church.
[+]SavingSimpsOnebyOne-15 points-14 points-13 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You sound boring as shit.
[β]kriskros18114 points115 points116 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bwhahaha. Hard pass bro.
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[β]JimmyPellen38 points39 points40 points 4 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
wait...are you talking about the Super Bowl or the wedding?
[β]PipBoyTInkerer42 points43 points44 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
LOL at the idea of getting away with a 3500 wedding
[β][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've been to a $3,500 wedding. Dry wedding, no booze. It was held at a public park pavilion. The DJ was some dude with a mullet, and his radio system was a yellow Jeep boombox with a microphone. All the food was catered by the family, and all very mediocre. Food went bad quickly because it was summer with no air conditioning.
During the reception, I tailgated in the parking lot and drank beer out of my cooler. Worst wedding reception ever. Almost as bad as the marriage itself.
[β]mickenrorty2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
$3500 Would cover the booze if you did the booze on the cheap.
[β]Highflyer471 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But idk if they could drink on public property unless theres some permit for it
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[β]JimmyPellen14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
nonono!! the ice sculpture angels are supposed to be FACING each other!! And they are NOT 9 feet tall. They are 8.5 feet tall!!
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[β]JimmyPellen5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
but it's a church. That at least is free...right? I mean they don't pay taxes so...they provide all of their services for free...right?
[β]Nevek_Green2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Seven Deadly sins aren't canonical sins even if they should be.
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[β]Nevek_Green0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes, but the seven deadly sins which are from where Greed hails were never official canonical teachings of Christianity. They were essentially a side school of thought that was prevalent in many regions.
You could get a good doll for that much money. Or enjoy a Vegas vacation for a week.
[β]9391649581627-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
3.5 isnβt a big deal to a lot of men.
[+]awful_source-12 points-11 points-10 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lol so much hating in here. Newsflash, some people enjoy football and arenβt broke.
[β]Memcallen3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Consoom more
[β]awihsoj37 points38 points39 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
You didnt fuck up with the marriage date, you fucked up by marrying a Karen.
[β]assassincreed000724 points25 points26 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How dare you, I need the manager right now
[β]Anonymous-Samurai20 points21 points22 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He's marrying "Karen" ?? He's about to find out the hard way what a Karen is
[β]Lorandel1cz8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He isn't. He's going to watch Super Bowl.
[β]LotBuilder11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I could never marry a Karen. Didnβt matter how great she was
[β]assassincreed00072 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or is
[β]RedPillMissionary9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol
[β]kayfab1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha dodge a huge bullet
[β]bosslife2423 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Based and Redpilled.
[β]nickdaawesomeone2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/fuckyoukaren
[β]sebastian08012 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
3500$ would for a football game? You must be rich.
[β][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sportsball!
[β]rodneycolemanstove1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, sports ball! Wooooh!
[β]American__Jedi0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
BOO YAH!!!
[β]DavidLoPan130 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why did he mention her height? Seems out of place to me.
[β]teelolws0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She only marries 49ers fans?
[β]GrinninGremlin0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Purchasing before test driving? I checked my Magic 8 Ball and it said: "Very Doubtful"
[β]not_so_magic_8_ball0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Better not tell you now
[β]rejac2180 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No fuggin way! Pass.
[β]4kanthugz0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Idiot real idiot.
[β]Phantom_Spark0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The game would have been a story you enjoy telling in the future. At worst you might be upset if your team loses, but itβs a fun story to share.
The marriage will leave you miserable, in debt, homeless, unable to be with your children, and potentially in jail or dead.
But Iβll say this, when youβre sent to jail, sex will always be on the menu. Congrats. This is the life you always deserved! LOL
[β][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably weighs 300 pounds and runs the 40 in 5.2 seconds too
[β]trancedj0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They had me if the first half. Well played.
Karen
[β]Tacarmato0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Super nice girl
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