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[–]MDMantis-Toboggan97 points98 points99 points 6 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
Step 1. Start moving your money into bank accounts she cannot legally access.
Step 2. Slowly remove her name off of everything you own.
Step 3. If any children, prep letters for them explaining that your mother pushed for a polyamorous relationship and that's why you're divorced and anything else is a lie.
Step 4. Buy property in the Philippines. If you get caught, say it's a timeshare.
Step 5. Buy tickets to Philippines. Buy 2 in case you get caught.
Step 6. Delete any trace of this Reddit post. Claim your wife is cheating on you. Setup a camera and film her fucking someone else. (Optional: Send copies of this to the kids for proof)
Step 7. Quit your job, let your tax income filings fall to shit and cash in your 401k without telling her. Then let the divorce happen.
[–][deleted] 81 points82 points83 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
What the cuck who posted this is actually going to do:
Step 1. Agree to a polyamorous relationship
Step 2. Get divorce raped when your wife meets someone with more money and a bigger dong
Step 3. Commit suicide when your wife prevents you from seeing your kids and leaves you financially devastated.
[–]sept6201911 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The worst part is when they don't let you see your kid. and the courts don't care.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The other day I saw an emission about a very old murder (think it was in the 90's), the victim was a woman and the murderer her ex-husband who she prevented from seeing his own kids because "My father said you drove dangerously while the children were in the car".
How the hell could the grandpa ever know that? How the hell could the grandpa know more about the dad's driving style than the wife? Really seems like a bullshit reason to just get rid of him, especially considering she very quickly put herself with another man. I honestly can't condemn the murderer on this one, considering women push men to suicide all the time knowingly and never get punished for it.
[–]xre-awakenedx5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It will more than likely play out this way.
[–]ThatGuyAga1n1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All of this avoided if you don't marry. It's stupidly easy!
[–]PyshconauticalNovice25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I'm screenshotting this advice for later
[–]MDMantis-Toboggan13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
If you want to be absolutely divorce-rape preventable:
Step 1. Do not let her touch finances. EVER. Be mean about it if you have to be.
Step 2. Look up states that don't require Palimony nor common law. Move there.
Step 3. Convince her not to sign the marriage papers and be an unlicensed couple. <----Start early. This is the hardest step. Manipulate her away from friends and family if you have to. They WILL interfere.
Step 4 (Optional). If you don't want to be a complete ass about it, draw up a separation contract you both deem fair.
Step 5. Make sure she doesn't stop working.
[–][deleted] 36 points37 points38 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I have an easier method
Step 1. Don't get married
[–]MDMantis-Toboggan16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nope. You can still get divorce raped even if you aren't married under states with common law or even worse, Palimony laws. So this becomes:
Step 1. No relationships.
[–]bosslife2426 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I never did get the whole joint-account thing myself... must have been invented by some chick.
[–]honda_vfr9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You cannot buy property in Philippines but you can buy a condo.
Also after 10 years you can move back and people will not look for you. They have given up. Just don't go back to the same place. Pick another state.
You will be debt free and ready to start again.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Are there employment opportunities for westerners in the Phillipines?
[–]honda_vfr3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No. Zero.
[–]Spaceshipsrsrsbzn2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank you for sharing this. Even though I will never get married, reading this has given me a little boost of contentment, knowing that I will never have to go through such insanity.
[–]mwilso89-5 points-4 points-3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Okay some men might think this is cucky🤪 but it's actually genius explore her nasty dark sexuality with her without sacrificing too much but ultimately when that thrill of poly lifestyle leaves your soul follow all these steps the man knows what he's talking about
[–]justtenofusinhere45 points46 points47 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I love how the excuse so often is, "she's emotionally committed to me" and "she can separate sex and emotions." This is where the fatal flaw in reasoning occurs.
For women, sex is either transactional or emotional. If she's having sex with him, you have to ask, "what is she getting?" If the answer is nothing, then the answer really is "emotions." Poly girls want to be poly because they aren't getting the full pallet of emotions from their SO. She is NOT being emotionally monogamous--she is specifically seeking out emotions to share with someone other than you. If you believe she can separate emotions from sex, then that's because all she's having with you is transactional sex--there's no emotion in it. If her sex with you was filled with emotions, she wouldn't be asking to be poly.
[–]hl100orsmth6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Dude, no reasoning, nothing. This is just an attempt to cope with his whore wife and he is trying to get support from other mentally insane cucks.
Accepting that your wife is a whore is now called "poly". Its amazing how the propaganda works. They invent terms for things that we already knew how to call them for millions of year.
His wife is a dirty whore and he married her. Now he is forced to watch her get fucked by others.
Can't think of anything more disgusting. Cucks are even worse than whores.
I personally know a "poly" woman who has got a cuck throwing thousands of dollars on her despite the fact she is barely average and he knows she fucks other people, she has fucked 2 different ones while in a relationship with the guy.
[–]RT-AC66U25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Poly for me, not for thee.
[–]Stahlboden2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Even "fair" poly isnt fair at all. If you can have more and better options than your wife for free you're like 5 points of SMV above her. Why did you even marry her then?
[–]freethinker19761 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Always have higher smv than your gf. Important rule.
[–]DangZagnut19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She's 100% committed to cucking you and taking your money. I doubt she emotionally gives much of a shit about you.
Women are going the "poly" route because they want your money you dumb fuck. Just keep paying for her to fuck other men while you jack off to Sesame Street. Sort of a weird flex of prostitution but you're helping a bro out.
Maybe you can hook up with him too and go the whole sissy route.
[–]mkultra332 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
GOLD lmao 😂🤡
[–]andreas-mgtow15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He already was in a polycucked relationshit. His wife just thought it was time to let him go full cuck.
[–]usehername696912 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She’s already cheated
[–]deadBeefCafe20148 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She may be 100 committed to home emotionally now. But he will be quickly demoted to having whatever table scraps she decides to give him.
She will never allow him to use their (her) resources to even begin to make this work for him. He is stuck with no easy way out, and she fucking knows it.
[–]SylvestorTalone6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And she isn't even 100% committed to him emotionally now, either.
[–]deadBeefCafe20146 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
His idea of 100%. I should have clarified.
I give it 3 months max before he’s completely fucked in the head.
[–]z31fanatic8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
From the beginning she has always stated she has never been faithful with anyone but the last 6 years she has with me.
lol
What a fucking fool. He's more of a problem than women.
[–]magicmikefx2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pussy fog has fooled better men than him
[–]hl100orsmth0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
These men are the single reason these women exist. Let them be whores, dont pay anything through taxes, treat them like degenerate men, and you will quickly see how eMpoweReD iNdEpEndENt women really are.
Cucks are much worse than whores!
[–]bosslife2428 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So Poly = Cuck? Dude needs to see a therapist.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah dude because it will totally feel good to see her come home and lay in your bed at 4pm half-drunk smelling like shit, while you were taking good care of the kids your wife was banging Chad, get a grip m8.
Edit: Also he could never see another woman, she would divorce him on the spot lol.
[–]DannyTTT552 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What advice...
Sorry, you're fucked buddy. Either do what she wants or bail yourself out by giving up half of everything you own (and hopefully only that)
A fool and his money are soon separated.
[–]westnblue2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
First stage of redpill awakening.
[–]xre-awakenedx1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This poor fool doesn't know what he got himself into. He is so eager to please his wife he is willing to make himself sexually obsolete. We are witnessing the initial stages of cuck.
[–]ulgulanoth1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Plays funeral march for one cuck
[–]Wardedbilledanteater1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don’t pity these losers who marry thots. Guy sounds like a dickens wuss. His wife sounds like a morally bankrupt low life whore. Can we eliminate both of their lives.
[–]scaramellozzi0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You know that if you can prove your partner is a ninfomaniac/promiscuous with multiple partners, you can null the marriage contract?
[–]CodeDaniel0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He deserves to suffer a lot
[–]Chakra_Devourer0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Since she doesn't to leave him but still want to fuck other men. He must be a good provider. A good cuck beta that makes money to allow her the time and energy to go fuck other men. That is the only reason she doesn't want to leave him.
What a moron! He married a slut and thought he got some wonderful unicorn. To him she's his angel (who loves to suck other men's dicks as a hobby).
[–]ohis_storyo0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am poly with a gf and I can unequivocally say that this shit DOES NOT WORK BOTH WAYS.
My greatest benefit is that someone else is buying her dinners and gifts.
My problem is that she has pussy punched many a woman away from me so now my interests are on the DL.
[–]freethinker19760 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hahahah what a loser. If your wife wants to be poly you are a low value beta unable to satisfy her.
Man i almost wish a girlfriend would suggest this to me just to see how she'd react when i fuck around more than her.
[–]Lacrimosa2k70 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hope he's financially able to take care of another dudes orgasm should he decide to male this stupid decision.
[–]Sloth_Demon_6850 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can I get an F in the chat for 50% of all this guys shit?
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