What kind of Female Shit Tests have you guys had?

Krazyrobus · 2019-11-09T14:20:17+00:00

Had a girl at my crib. Spending our first weekend together. Friday fine, most of Saturday fine. Suddenly started turning bitchy at about 5pm Saturday night complaining about this and that and all manner of minor things. I ignored it, then come Sunday morning when I was sorting out breakfast for her the bitching continued.

I told her to pack up her shit cuz I am taking her home after breakfast. She ate, dropped her off at her place told her to have a nice life. Didn't even reach home again before my phone was blowing up with apology texts and a phone call when I wasn't responding to those texts. Life's too short for people emotional outbursts and drama.

ThunderBloodRaven · 2019-11-09T14:20:26+00:00

I had an ex who was just vapid and malicious, she lied to me one too many times and after a big fight I wrote her a quick goodbye and she responded with paragraphs of self-righteous nonsense that I didnt bother responding to.

Over the years she has reached out to say hi and my guess is she either regrets the breakup or didnt get closure, but thats her problem. Im in a great place in my life.

DigiThug · 2019-11-09T14:23:35+00:00

It's really hard to notice, women's shit tests are in the little things, per example one once told me joking I was boring because I didn't know how to dance and didn't like sports, my simple answer was, "I am not here to entertain anyone.", to this day she craves my attention and will stop once I give her.

fuckoffgetmoney · 2019-11-09T15:23:04+00:00

EVERY girl at one time or another in some way has tried to make me fight another guy (They hate fighting and dont understand why men do it is B.S.). I've done it too. I don't anymore. Won't. They don't understand/wouldn't care if I go to jail or have to live with a criminal record. Bitches are SICK IN THE HEAD!

Chad_Thunderfist · 2019-11-09T16:42:27+00:00

Whenever I'm treated with disrespect or a shit test, I turn on 'serious self' mode. For me, I become aggressive, a get a dead-pan voice and I make continuous eye contact until they stop their bullshit. If they dont, I straight up call them out on it, because I have no tolerance for stupidity.

We have a short time on this earth, and I want to enjoy it and laugh while doing so; if youre gonna play stupid games, you get fucking bounced out lol

DekkerDavez · 2019-11-09T17:50:10+00:00

There's one woman at my job. She turned 30, never had been in any serious relationship (based on what she tolds me, of course) and she's in pretty good shape.

I'm 30 too. And fat, made it to the 135 kg at 185 cm of height but I started getting my shit back together. I lost 18 kg during 4 months and I'm slowly getting in shape. It's a bit hard due my injuries but that doesn't stop me.

Anyways this made her attention towards me spike up. 'Suddenly' she has same work hours as I do, has same lunch breaks as I do, has to use the same printer when I have to etc. She messages me on corporate Skype when she can't see me live.

It's nothing serious but it's full of shit tests already. I don't take it seriously, actually it's funny distraction of otherwise quite boring office work. Even after all these days none of her shit tests ever worked at me and if they did, the outcome was exactly the opposite because I wanted to see her reaction.

Recently she admitted to me about her being frustrated because she feels she has no influence on me and she can't figure out how my mind works. Guess I should take it as a compliment, right?

ViolentJenniferLopez · 2019-11-09T17:20:34+00:00

The last chick I dated, I cut off nicely but without much effort. We had plans for a date, she gave me the "Oh, I'm gonna be late/ghost because thing/friend/habit," so I deleted and blocked her. Small town, so I hear all the rumors come back. I'm abusive, I'm a thief, all that (I have never hit a woman and pay for everything, even the charity candy at gas stations). Still didn't contact her. Got an apology email. Read and deleted. Enter last week and I am at a bar, a hot female is trying to chat with my table outside. My crazy ex walks by and looks at her, looks at me, and says "he's a psycho, watch out." I said, "I have no idea who that chick is" to my table and the rando hot girl. My ex is white, but I swear, even in the dark, I saw her turn red with anger. Either way, the point is that indifference and ignoring will bring out the true colors.

AdrenalineJunkySloth · 2019-11-09T17:59:43+00:00

Was hanging out with this girl as a friend (had zero interest in her just liked her company). I was dropping her off at her place after we hung with some of her friends, chilled, and ate. She said, "come back to my place and let's talk more." I said, "nah, I'm going to go home." After talking for another few minutes she calls a random guy on the phone right next to me and puts him on speaker phone. She starts flirting with him, seemingly to try and make me jealous or get a reaction out of me. She said to the guy, "so you gonna take me out or what? I think I already found someone else if you don't"

Well she fucked up big time because I recognized the voice. It sounded like one of my friends. After she was done I asked for the guy's name. She told me and it was exactly who I thought it was. LOL. I told her I know who that was and we're buddies and go out all the time. I was laughing all night.

Like what the actual fuck is this shit testing? If I had a thing for her and she pulled that I'd be instantly turned off and block her. She still try to hit me up here and there but I keep her at bay. Can't even be just friends with someone like that.

ThrowawayGYOW · 2019-11-09T16:03:29+00:00

I've had the two "standard ones" in every relationship i've been in:

Some variation of "Are you upset?" "NO IM NOT" - This one's happened so often that I don't even deal with it anymore
Check comes and we make eye contact. I've actually shit tested girls and let them pay when they haven't showed any type of intent.

carbonblob · 2019-11-09T17:21:19+00:00

Women want to desperately feel like they're effective. They love drama. They need success stories to tell their girlfriends.

Now that we all realize what's going on, would it be 4D Chess to let them win small battles, while you win the war? Maybe. If you have time/interest in that.

One thing guys.. if a female EVER thinks you've STOLEN the Best Years of Her Life, watch out (when her SMV is highest before hitting the wall).

You may have a psychopath focused on "Teaching You a Lesson" - to save others from people like you, and to restore HER pride/dignity/honor.

NarutoDnDSoundNinja · 2019-11-09T18:24:12+00:00

Had my now Girlfriend straight up ask, when taking her out to her car to leave, what I would do if she just "drove off"... almost alluding to her leaving the relationship and subtly asking me what my emotional response would be.

Would I be a cuck and in constant internal turmoil for her having left me?

Nope.

Told her "Nothing."

She then asked me if I would "just watch me leave, like, that's it?"

Me: "Yep".

She smiled.

When she got home, she then texted me saying how wet she was and how that surprised her.

Yeah, I'm sure you were surprised that you got wet when I passed your little fitness test.

sbp1991 · 2019-11-09T21:06:02+00:00

I was dating this crazy chick with family issues (I know, I know, I was young but now I know better). We were living in two different cities 2 hours apart.

One time, I didn't want to visit her on a Friday evening because we had a petty argument. She called me and told me she feels suicidal, so that I should come and comfort her. I called her bluff and hang up the phone.

Another time after some other stupid arguments we made up, and again she asked me to come over. I told her I already had plans with my friends and I won't cancel them. She freaked out and told me that I don't care about her, I only care about my friends and stuff like that.

I immediately broke up with her and ignored every call and text message. It took her one year to stop contacting me.

HWGA_Gallifrey · 2019-11-09T18:51:53+00:00

"My period's late."

"I experimented with prostitution."

"I woke up with two guys in me."

"You're five minutes late (due to L.A. traffic) so I don't want to see you anymore."

"I have Lupus and my roommate has Shingles. You better take us out for sushi."

2019-11-09T19:39:30+00:00

My own ex-FWB did the exact same thing, wanted me to go to some carnival or whatever I didn't have any interest in, I said no and she tried to guilt me and even started the fake tears, I still said no and at that point she got angry and told me to get out of her apartment, which I gladly did with a smile because I wasn't missing out on anything.

flock1316 · 2019-11-09T21:27:37+00:00

Nagging, plain and simple

Cyronsan · 2019-11-09T17:47:36+00:00

I had shit tests thrown at me late at night, when I'm exhausted from work and/or my health issues, and dying to get some rest. I cannot even remember most of the specifics, because the reasons were nonsensical. Sometimes I managed to reassure her general emotional dread, which caused these, and sometimes I tried to get some peace and quiet, which would lead to more and more escalation; and further loss of sleep.
Learning red pill knowledge helped me understand what is really happening, but when you deal with problem solving all day long, it's not easy to also handle the female psyche in the middle of the night.
In short, I failed :)

Valor_X · 2019-11-09T18:20:01+00:00

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GTOH4U · 2019-11-09T19:29:44+00:00

I caught up with a woman I hadn't seen in years when I visited my home town and she was in a bar. She really fancied me when she was 16, but I'd never acted on it. Anyway, I went up to her and said 'Hi €£^€% haven't seen you for years, ha I remember when I was at school you liked me'... to which she said 'You're only saving that because you want to fuck me'.. loloooll.... I just said, 'well, I was actually just trying to make some pleasant conversation, I think I'll return to my friends, bye'. [She was either a bitter feminist or really wanted me to fuck her... I'll never know, and i honestly don't care].

Okayokayokay9999 · 2019-11-09T14:24:13+00:00

Most women who are in 'fwb' want to domesticate the man into a relationship, that's why.

zpaladin · 2019-11-09T22:58:42+00:00

“Kowtow” not “cow tail”

GTOH4U · 2019-11-09T19:35:25+00:00

'You only want me for sex'... pause. Says the perfect 10 woman with average IQ, low verbal communication skills, low aspiration and work ethic. Me.... in my mind 'no shit sherlock'

EmptyLocksmith · 2019-11-09T21:47:58+00:00

Asked a girl out, she agreed. Tried to set up a time, she never responded. She was hitting on me a lot before that, outright telling me she was interested in me and even called me her beloved (which was weird lol), so after a day went by and she blew me off, I told her that that was pretty rude, but that there was "no harm, no foul", and told her to "take it easy". Never called her a bitch, never shamed her, just stood my ground. I felt manipulated, and I let her know that calmly. A week went by, she reached out to me in person saying that her number had changed. I was skeptical, but if that was true, I couldn't blame her. I put the ball in her court. I rescheduled, but I didn't ask for her new number. She could text me if she really wanted to. Never did. Day of the date comes by, and I run into her. I ask her if we're still on for the time we scheduled, but she said something came up at work, and she'd let me know later in the day. I didn't like that response and felt like she was stringing me along again, so I told her that if she'd have to let me know by 5pm (the time we were initially going to go out), otherwise I was going to have to study for a midterm exam. That was true. Never threatened her, never said I'd call it off, but something was fishy. 5pm passed, I got no text. The next day I saw her, and told her that we probably shouldn't go out anymore. She politely agreed, and then proceeded to never talk to me or acknowledge my presence ever again anytime I saw her after that. I could say hi to her, she could be feet away an unoccupied and see me, and would just ignore me. No idea what she was trying to do there, but I gave her a fair chance and she blew it. Whether she just wanted attention, was two-timing a dude and trying to use me as a fallback or means to make him jealous, or was into me, I don't know. But I did feel amazingly satisfied knowing that I stood my ground, never acted crazy, and put her in her place without being mean-spirited. She had no control over me, and that got to her.

jacketguy · 2019-11-09T22:06:53+00:00

“your apartment smells like vomit”

“i will only come over if you give me gas money”

“you have the best eyelashes” (this was her compliment she always gave me.. would have been better if she said nothing at all)

“i heard your major was really easy”

“i just LOVE hispanic men” (im african american)

it was an absolute nightmare.. i could go on but ill spare you

i didnt respond correctly to most of them because at the time i didnt know people wanted to be close to you just to hurt you.. i wasnt aware she was being fed by energy vampiring me

fortuitous-bold · 2019-11-09T21:16:34+00:00

I was listening to her opinion on how she dresses and how she feels about how she dresses and I always say the same thing, a dry ass “ok.” Mainly because she was just expressing herself via monologue. And I strongly believe how you feel about a situation is subjective and therefore my objective opinion on that feeling is irrelevant at best and vice-versa.

She then said sometimes I’m like a robot for only saying ok. I asked what kind of response she was looking for and she changed the topic.

Friendly-Casper · 2019-11-09T22:16:06+00:00

I've learned to never pay for a woman's meal on a first date, unless i'm renting them for the night.

I've learned to never answer their stupid "does this make me look fat" questions.

I've learned to ignore underhanded remarks and simply continue on with whatever i was saying or otherwise engaged in doing.

I've learned to own any accusations straight up, cause why deny what's truthful?

I've learned to turn their negative statements back around on them by pointing out whatever they said, is exactly what's wrong with them and that they shouldn't self project so much. Especially when they make remarks about appearance, that's the best moment to turn their stupid shit tests back around on them.

CIAC50 · 2019-11-09T23:03:32+00:00

I had two major ones. The first was going to a wedding in Cyprus for a stepdaughter which I initially refused. I don't do heat. The already married daughter persuaded her husband to go eventually even bought him an appropriate suit, I bought my own. Following this the females decided to go to Australia for a family visit but this time I and another guy flat out refused to go. Strangely enough we were the first two to get divorced so we failed the test.

kaydawg23 · 2019-11-10T00:15:30+00:00

Had a girl who was the feisty type and I was still blue pilled simp, so I never called her out and checked her for her being obnoxious and overbearing till one day she acted up in a classroom with several other people I told her "we need to stop seeing each other for a week" she stopped her shit and after she had one episode of crying in public and trying to berate me to our own mutual friends I sat her down and told her "from now you leave me alone and you let me have my space, we're no longer friends or anything and you have to respect that" she cried to get sympathy I left

plainnsimpleforever · 2019-11-09T23:42:30+00:00

I told her I don’t play games and don’t tolerate emotional blackmail or physiological coercion.

You didn't have to say that. Your actions were enough. Less is more.

oirectine00 · 2019-11-10T14:23:34+00:00

The one where they break up with you and you say "Okay, no problem" and their hamster short circuits because you didn't fight for them.

4LW4YS0NG34R · 2019-11-09T16:05:31+00:00

I have troubles figuring when does shit tests occurs, could you guys explain to me?

pkarlmann · 2019-11-10T01:33:30+00:00

The one's that troubled me the most were those she said i should hit her. One of my first crushes only - i realized this very late as i was a blue piller - was around me 'cause she studied english and my english was even back then very good. So quite early she told me to hit her hard on her shoulder when she makes a mistake. I failed that one miserably.

I remembered this one, again miserably, a year ago or so with an 18 year old very cute, devote, christian I met through friends and was - it just happened we were going in the same direction, but no one else of the group was heading there - walking her home. She as well told me to hit her when her english grammar failed her and did so a couple of times over since.

As i've said, i found that very disturbing. A 10/10 in my books wanted me to hit her in public and a cute christian, too.

heenefreene · 2019-11-10T10:51:36+00:00

It’s “ kowtow”..... bow... not “ cow tail “

Title	What kind of Female Shit Tests have you guys had?
Author	Valor_X
Upvotes	161
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Date	November 9, 2019 2:00 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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