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[–]DangZagnut185 points186 points187 points 6 years ago* (6 children) | Copy Link
If you can’t open your own car door then you’re not equal, therefore don’t bitch and moan if I just take what I want from you for being inferior.
No?
Ok, open your own fucking car door princess. This is the utopia you wanted, opening your own car doors.
[–]Sexy-american105 points106 points107 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
This is why chivalry is dead hold on hold wait
Women I the past: WE WANT EQUALITY
Man: OK OPEN YOUR OWN DAMN DOORS
women now: WTF HAPPENED TO CHIVARLY?!?
Man:you killed it years ago!!!
[–]Gordon-G18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
why don’t they pay their own way on dates or pay for our bill if they want Equality?!
[–]Sexy-american5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I will always try to split the check uwu cus I will feel bad if I don't.
[–]NoobExterminator50 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
try? you will split the bill no matter what. If she orders her food, you can pay for your half (third?) and leave
[–]voncloft220 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"chivalry is dead.... And women killed it" -Dave Chapelle
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then*
[–]acjj199081 points82 points83 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
A real man bonds with his car, to the point that it automatically opens itself too him.
[–]T0x1cL28 points29 points30 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
And drifts by itself when needed
[–]hardtostarboard2016[🍰] 12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Just whistle and it will be there to pick you up
[–]Vrishkin1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like that but I don’t like remote operation or tracking.
[–]Copypastable52 points53 points54 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Men never opened car doors for women before cars were invented, so somebody recently made up all that bullshit conditioning and people bought into it.
[–]rocko2000221 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Your comment actually made me wonder if in the pre motorized vehicle era did men let women inside carriages first.
[–]cant-stand_ya27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Of course they did. The same practice carried onto cars
[–]Gordon-G10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I refuse to open doors anymore for anyone
[–]Ridewithme3835 points36 points37 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
We opened up car doors because you had to unlock each door with a key. Modern cars dont need that done anymore
[–]WaywardStag14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
All old school car doors had a lock on the inside of the door that didn't need a key. Before central locking it was standard for a driver to open the driver door, get in, then lean over and unlock the passenger door from the inside. Opening the passenger door from outside the car was never necessary and only something men (simps) did for women to make them feel privileged.
[–]Ridewithme385 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Older cars werent the micro-economy shit boxes we drive now. Yes, you could go to your side, unlock it, the reach across and pull the lock on the other side. But, thats long reach. Its easier to just unlock the passenger side while you are at the curb.
[–]WaywardStag2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I grew up with cars like this, and I never saw people walking around the car and unlocking two doors with the key. Even my 5'1" mother would reach across and unlock my door.
[–]teelolws0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In before "in my day cars didn't even have locks".
[–]Ridewithme38-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Are you in America? The passenger side is the curb side of American cars, so you would have to walk past the passenger door to walk around and unlock the drivers side
[–]WaywardStag2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The passenger side is the curb side in EVERY country dude....
And no, the shortest path to the driver door is never walking past the passenger door, and opening from the inside is easier than stuffing around with keys - it takes one second to lean over and flip the lock.
[–]CastandRefused18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Chivalry is dead and women killed it.
[–]TheCuckTriggerer11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Killed by feminism, its corpse raped by the carousel.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude, I'm totally stealing this.
[–]Phantom_Spark18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So hilarious. Women admit how psychotic they are. Demanding special rules to apply in all situation. They admit they want the best of every situation and for the man to be a tool to be walked over. It’s just that now men are so tired that we’re not even entertaining the idea anymore. We are ignoring them and trolling them for laughs.
Women aren’t getting the commitment and attention and chivalry and everything else they’ve bled dry.
Being. Single man has never felt so serene.
[–]LotBuilder7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I do... until we bang then things go to normal. They bait and switch, so do I.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Opening car doors is a leftover practice from a time when women were their husbands responsibility to care for.
He was responsible for her safety and she was thought to be fragile and childlike so you open the door (house or car or carriage) to make sure shes safe first.
This behavior is natural when women stay in their place. All male animals, that live in a group, take pride in protecting the women and children.
[–]ironhead4205 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Them duke boys were at it again.
[–]Chairman_Ellen_Pao2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Do men still open car doors?" Not for you, honey!
[–]simpsociety1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I used to open up car doors for my woman, FFS i feel so embarrassed now just thinking about itt.............................
[–]scNeckbeard281 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
flawless victory!
[–]Gordon-G1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://youtu.be/y8p1iG-6d-w
times have changed... too risky today for a man
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[–]Idiot_Savant_Tinker0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
*Who tf types like dis
[–]ryoko2270 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looking at her profile pic.
Would open the door, to let her out.
[–]teelolws0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The door handle broke years ago. I jump in the window.
[–]D45_B0530 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I pretend I'm Thomas Magnum and just jump in the open convertible top
At least your car has a roof. Mine rusted away a couple decades ago.
[–]IceHistory00 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lmao oh my god... Terrelle's answer was hilarious!
[–]CharlieGoldy0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No. I jump in through the window Dukes of Hazzard style.
[–]nameisahmad0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why would i do shit for her? If she is not willing to do shit for me? Is she better than me?
[–]A_Hero_Drowns0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can go one better, I can close them as well.
[–]sjd1010 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cars what’s not to love, sexy fast reliable and don’t argue back
[–]mgtowboy_290 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣🤣🤣 duh
[–]kriskros180 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Chivalry was a code between warriors.
It was NEVER about Simping.
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