It is never okay to give CPR to an unconscious woman.

Copypastable · 2019-09-30T17:13:59+00:00

"You can't save her" takes on a whole new meaning.

Krazyrobus · 2019-09-30T17:31:38+00:00

No problem, we won't.

ncarolina66 · 2019-09-30T17:41:24+00:00

Great, now I have an excuse to walk on by and not risk getting herpes (mouth to mouth) from some thot dying on the street.

Hey, that's another reason you can put for why those guys didn't help that chick getting Elk Raped the other day.

Vegasman20002 · 2019-09-30T19:17:22+00:00

This is a parody account, and a funny one at that

LiveTheTruth321 · 2019-09-30T21:42:53+00:00

Its a satire account for anyone who thinks it's real.

DangZagnut · 2019-09-30T17:34:09+00:00

I won't be able to resist, as a male, from honking her tits, so it's best if I go to the bar have a couple of beers, and ask them to summon an ambulance in a calm, neutral voice in order to not cause a panic that some EMTs will be causing a rape soon.

ulgulanoth · 2019-09-30T19:37:46+00:00

Even if this post is not true and is in fact a parody, the message is one for you all to take to heart, do not help women in danger or in need. You will be accused of something, you will be sent to jail. Just walk away.

Johnny_Blayze-TTV · 2019-09-30T19:58:11+00:00

Jokes aside. In school I refused to get CPR certified after I passed the class. It’s just easier if I stay in my lane and just help myself. Selfish but if it means potentially staying away from these kind of people who will give me hell for saving someone so be it.

JDTokyo · 2019-09-30T21:52:52+00:00

One of the best parody accounts on Twitter

MrMagtow · 2019-09-30T17:26:28+00:00

I don't know what to say to this post.

Neldot · 2019-09-30T21:07:02+00:00

However that Titania McGrath is a satiric twitter account that mocks feminists, so the funny thing is that someone took her seriously and wrote an article about that. Poe's law in action, I guess.

[deleted] · 2019-09-30T21:54:49+00:00

Titania McGrath is a troll account

roflcopt0rz_returns · 2019-09-30T22:11:04+00:00

When we say that feminism kills everyone

We're not kidding, it LITERALLY kills everyone

Chakra_Devourer · 2019-09-30T22:48:09+00:00

Oh really? Who gives this dumb bitch the authority to declare that?

Looks fat and entitled to me.

redredredder__ · 2019-09-30T18:11:51+00:00

That’s a parody account.

MicrofrogDlive · 2019-09-30T18:31:56+00:00

@TitaniaMcGrath is a hilarious parody account, I suggest everyone follow her if you still have a Twitter.

Itsbbbitch · 2019-09-30T19:27:56+00:00

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FaustoLG · 2019-09-30T19:48:32+00:00

TheSuaveMonkey is a friend from Encyclopedia Dramatica... Only on such a fine place you can learn to laugh to such a fine piece of humor...

BadDad01234 · 2019-09-30T21:29:21+00:00

I'm CPR certified. I'll save anyone except for that woman then

This must be some kind of joke or satire though. God I hope so....

gloomcel · 2019-09-30T22:01:06+00:00

Women want to refuse the gift of life? Okay. Hope the Grim Reaper is ready for a workout

Idiot_Savant_Tinker · 2019-09-30T22:17:06+00:00

Didn't something like this really happen recently? A paramedic didn't help a woman because of an accusation?

Vindictus80 · 2019-09-30T22:21:29+00:00

Of course, leave it to a woman to get the CPR process wrong. You don’t perform CPR on any rando that’s unconscious. You check for a pulse first.

Or you can take this lady’s advice, do chest compressions on someone who just fainted, crush their sternum and get sued.

alostchromosome · 2019-09-30T22:50:47+00:00

Parody account, don't worry guys.

Le_Casual · 2019-09-30T23:57:17+00:00

If you help, you're a rapist.

If you don't, your an asshole.

heyhey, nice being a man isn't it?

IkemenKyoushi23 · 2019-10-01T01:44:40+00:00

That cursed comment though, holy fuck hahahahah

Atlas_B_Shruggin · 2019-10-01T01:53:06+00:00

ok you guys know titania mcgrath is a joke account that makes fun of feminism and leftism, right? shes from the babylon bee

[deleted] · 2019-10-01T01:53:09+00:00

I have two questions:

Is that photoshop?
HOW FUCKING CRAZY IS THAT BITCH?

Ddogdamo · 2019-10-01T02:43:37+00:00

This is 100% satire.

Some of the right leaning politions use her stuff to trigger the left all the time.

Similar to the "islam is wright about women"

[deleted] · 2019-10-01T03:21:04+00:00

I'm gonna take CPR classes just so I can purposely ignore a choking woman

Y'know... So I can't "rape her"

beesajknees · 2019-10-01T04:04:33+00:00

Where I live it's illegal to refuse CPR to someone in need. Either way, you're fucked.

nowanka · 2019-10-01T04:19:53+00:00

Don't save her, she don't wanna be saved.

Haywood_Jablomie42 · 2019-10-01T04:25:48+00:00

Tatiana is a satire account... Well, was, "she" got banned from Twitter for mocking feminism.

xandercade · 2019-10-01T04:48:40+00:00

Even it being a parody account, the moronic masses will take it as a rallying cry and it will be something they actually think. Don't underestimate the unfathomable depths of stupidity that exists in our modern world.

Tallsmarthandsome · 2019-09-30T20:38:47+00:00

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Title	It is never okay to give CPR to an unconscious woman.
Author	Itsbbbitch
Upvotes	336
Comments	60
Date	September 30, 2019 5:12 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/dber22/it_is_never_okay_to_give_cpr_to_an_unconscious/
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