The richest man in the world, the man who has more money than anyone ever at any point of time in history, can't keep a whaymen happy! What makes you think you can? For me, this is the straw that broke the camel's back. #CancelMarriage

Incapaisa · 2019-01-10T12:15:52+00:00

Time for me to update my long list of questions for simps and blue pill cucks.

Blue pill cuck: Why don’t you want to get married?

Me: 50% of marriages end in divorce....

Blue pill cuck: You have choose the right woman man, you have to....blah blah

Me: “Are you smarter than Elon Musk, Sexier than Brad Pitt, funny as Chris Rock?.... Are you cooler than Johnny Depp, more Athletic than Michael Jordan,? Are you richer than Jeff Bezos.....? What’s that’s NO! You are not!! Cause guess what all those men got divorced rape.... What makes you think you got a chance???

Blue pill cuck: “WHO HURT YOU???”

marvelkombat · 2019-01-10T09:28:32+00:00

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KnowingHomie · 2019-01-10T09:34:45+00:00

I heard it is a calculated divorce about Amazon stock going down.

oirectine00 · 2019-01-10T14:05:00+00:00

If its "not about the money" to women, then why do they take the money?

devioustrevor · 2019-01-10T14:21:43+00:00

I realize this will come across as pedantic, but there was a King in Mali during late 13th and early 14th Century named Mansa Musa who was so rich that to this day it is indescribable.

When he and his retinue made the Hajj, they spent so much money during their trip that it completely enriched the towns and villages along his path for generations.

[deleted] · 2019-01-10T10:47:40+00:00

I think he's made her very happy indeed

GeronimoKIA1911 · 2019-01-10T12:19:23+00:00

To be fair, it looks like he was cheating on her

Drogden · 2019-01-10T13:55:19+00:00

Wait guys she's an "author". Maybe she'll just take her "author" earnings and that'll be enough?

[deleted] · 2019-01-10T12:46:32+00:00

That poor oppressed women will be forced to live off his billions for the rest of her life. Damn you patriarchy for oppressing women so much.

hkl8324 · 2019-01-10T12:30:56+00:00

Nothing can satisfy women, they are black holes.

MisterDubya · 2019-01-10T09:17:05+00:00

Damn

TigPlaze · 2019-01-10T14:32:03+00:00

She's not even good looking.

JGAD. Just get a doll.

no_gal_friend · 2019-01-10T14:38:33+00:00

in above picture, she looks like she was counting down to the big D-day.

[deleted] · 2019-01-10T13:01:58+00:00

Going your own way is the only way.

Ireuppedforthesrb · 2019-01-10T14:11:39+00:00

Look at those two pals.

yolodd · 2019-01-10T18:33:47+00:00

An ugly woman to boot. Happened to Musk as well.

tofu6465 · 2019-01-10T20:35:52+00:00

Didn't he cheat on her though

[deleted] · 2019-01-10T14:43:58+00:00

Holy shit, this is real!

Sandbagicus · 2019-01-10T15:24:36+00:00

lol he cheated on her. she couldn't keep him happy.

470708 · 2019-01-10T16:43:21+00:00

Most money award goes to The Lion of Mali, Mansa Musa.

https://www.businessinsider.com/mansa-musa-the-richest-person-in-history-2016-2/

Solid post brother. Typical af but very telling. She still thinks "theres better out there" for her.

Edit: goddammit. Would it kill me to read a few of the comments first?

MesaBoogeyMan · 2019-01-10T18:24:00+00:00

Although the CIA asset left his post waller for another post Waller with an even bigger bitch look.

cyclops88 · 2019-01-10T18:44:20+00:00

She planned it well. Time for more money than u can spend in 100 lifetimes and a ride in the CC!

andyRtCh · 2019-01-10T23:37:54+00:00

Now, she is a richest woman in the world lol

Dank_Meems · 2019-01-11T20:45:34+00:00

Relationships take work. Something most women have never done in their lives. Why put in work when you can get paid and start over to get all those special little tingly feelings again with a new person?

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