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[–]Balderdash77 17 points18 points19 points 9 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
A former friend once saw my vehicle dirty and said "You need to clean your vehicle, it is a reflection of who you are."
This man had (and still has) a half-million dollar house, this year's big GMC, boats, other trappings of success. He was essentially retired by the time he was 30 from a sports news website.
He weighs almost 300 pounds. His teeth are fucked because he refuses to consume anything but soda and fast food. His wife is fatter than him, and her hitting on me was the reason we aren't friends anymore. Hi Calvin.
Without regard for any real or liquid holdings, that man is broke. He doesn't have a penny to his name.
You know why?
Because he is a bitch. A fat whiny bitch.
Stop being a bitch.
For the next 6 months, move yourself into a slum apartment with nothing but a weight bench and a bookshelf.
Get your body in order and you'll get your life in order shortly after.
[–]landon0426 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
it's actually hilarious how life works, it's like some people got it all like dan bilzerian, diced bf % and millionaire then you have millionaire with shit body and ugly face, and you have normal person with good body ugly face, and all the things.
it's funny because most of us here with that money would hire an ifbb pro trainer or get a good system going to maximise results, get all pharma hgh and legal steroids route, get a private chef so your physique can be had on easy mode while everything else in your life is luxury, lambo, basically whatever else, making yourself 9+smv unless your face is fucked.
then you have complete fatasses that have no idea, and I don't feel bad for him, do I want his money? yes. Do I want his body? no lmao
[–]Desadarius1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And that, my friend, is why so few men are at the top in all aspects.
[–]MrAnderzon13 points14 points15 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You still want validation which will get you nowhere. You only need your validation no one else's.
Keep lifting and reading the sidebar.
And this post should go on ASKTRP
[–]TrumpRules2016 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So you have the will power to get 10 million dollars, but not the will power to get in shape?
I'm turning 26 in the summer and would kill to even have 1% of your net worth right now. You know you are pathetic despite your money, now work on it.
[–]Mangoinhand4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Your height. Some men would give their entire life savings for it.
You have it all. Now just need back to back regimens of p90x for 6-9 months and you're golden. I lost 55 pounds in 10 months ans changed my life at age 28.
I'm 34 now and thank my past self for taking that step
[–]Senior Endorsed Contributormax_peenor2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hide your money. Trust me. It's impossible for someone with $10b. It's a piece of cake for $10m.
[–]Pro_Like_Me4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You have 10 million who gives a fuck about the rest
[–]whyisrumgone2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
"slow speech, not a quick wit, forget things"
Then be slow. Seriously. Embrace it. Once you've gotten muscled, with your height and status, people will wait for you to speak.
If you watch the RSD pickup videos on youtube, they make it seem like you need to talk a mile a minute, borderline spazz speed, to get a girl. Nonsense. Be slow, walk into a room and use your size and body language to make it seem like everything you touch just became yours. You won't need to talk if you can do that.
[–]jahozafet2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
I just want to be loved and accepted
You can have this tomorrow . . . get yourself a dog. It's the only way you'll be loved and accepted for real in the first place. I know that's not what you were referring to, but it's the truth. Searching for love and acceptance is a fool's errand because it makes you needy . . . you are looking to others for validation. The only consistent form of validation is from within.
That said, you're in the right spot. I'm not sure how much of the side bar you've absorbed, but it's all there. Any reason you can't start lifting today? You can certainly afford a gym membership and DO GET A PERSONAL TRAINER. For losing weight, consider the keto diet, it's currently working wonders for me. For social skills, first step is simply interacting with people as much as possible to work through the kinks. Practice on the help (servers, bartenders). Since you're a tall incel who works at a computer, I'm guessing you have poor posture so I'd buy a really good back brace to start straightening you out (I use one and it works wonders). The physical part is very straight forward . . . you have an analytical mind, so absorb the science behind diet and exercise and instill some discipline. Sounds like the social side will be the hard part for you, but no matter . . . simply chip away.
OH! And, consider this . . . visit a country where prostitution is legal for a week and go crazy (and frequently thereafter, why not?). Your money will take care of the social side of that situation. You won't put pussy on a pedastal once you've burned through a dozen smoking hot professionals. Since you can afford it, shell out for the good, hot ones who will do anything. You may be nervous at first but when it's all said and done I guaranty you'll have a huge shit-eating grin on your face. Plus, you'll want some experience so that you don't cream your pants the first time you kiss a girl that you've attracted the old fashion way. Good luck bud, truly a unique situation, thanks for sharing.
[–]enfier2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
I am going to start lifting
There are two types of people, the ones that are going to do something and the ones that already started. In the time it took you to write this post you could have found a gym, signed up and picked a beginner program. That would put you at this point driving to the gym to start your first workout.
[–]Superspathi0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Embrace misanthropy. Fuck the bozos.
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