Can we get an Oof

Fly_Guy_97 · 2018-12-24T00:17:05+00:00

Post-Nut clarity saves lives

TaiYongMedical · 2018-12-23T23:09:45+00:00

Clear your head gentlemen.

TheSud007 · 2018-12-24T02:01:30+00:00

PNC = Post Nut Clarity is an amazing thing!!

BlackFire68 · 2018-12-24T03:40:27+00:00

Any time you're dealing with a situation and there is a woman involved, go home and masturbate twice (to completion). Now, think through the situation again. You'll find you make far better choices.

Harrybud07 · 2018-12-24T02:45:59+00:00

and, but, come back in 3 hrs... make sure you are not late... see ya.

BertTheWelder · 2018-12-24T00:34:36+00:00

This man gets it.

LazyMunchkin · 2018-12-24T03:18:31+00:00

Kenjataimu

limbojunkie · 2018-12-24T09:16:36+00:00

Many "alphas" keep saying not to masturbate if you want to look more desirable and boost up your testosterone Meanwhile, they don't mention how being horny could push you to take stupid decisions may end you up with a filthy whore and an empty wallet.

Just empty your balls regularly. If it happens and you got lucky with a girl, your body will take care of filling up again with fresh milk. You don't have to keep your old sperm around too long.

owninfools007 · 2018-12-24T00:55:03+00:00

Beeeeem thereeeee

MesaBoogeyMan · 2018-12-24T04:59:28+00:00

Post nut clarity is a literal life saver!

singingtable · 2018-12-24T05:55:11+00:00

This is very true. You cannot think clearly when you are horny. Masturbate before taking any major decisions in life pertaining to women.

satansbarbedcock · 2018-12-24T01:22:11+00:00

Nice

main_mgtow · 2018-12-24T10:39:58+00:00

I jerked off before going to the pub yesterday, ignored all women and focused on getting stupidly drunk.

Wolveryn · 2018-12-24T06:56:30+00:00

I’ll turn down most sex if I’ve just nutted twice to today’s quality of pron... shit I almost wouldn’t get out of bed for Mila Kunis in lingerie if I’d just unloaded my mojo twice in a row. (I still would...but like only just)

woodquest · 2018-12-24T04:08:54+00:00

Lol

... but still would ask what she brings for dinner.

Curious_Oogway · 2018-12-24T04:56:02+00:00

Savage!

yellowlywired · 2018-12-24T06:18:52+00:00

What a legend

QuadraticLove · 2018-12-24T06:52:00+00:00

If the genders are swapped, then RIP to that guy. He just OD'ed on blue pills.

screwston281 · 2018-12-24T06:57:14+00:00

r/postnutclarity

meerita · 2018-12-24T11:58:09+00:00

When I want to smash some old contacts, I masturbate and instantly close whastapp. How clear I get it's amazing.

tw1nm3t30r · 2018-12-24T04:36:43+00:00

https://www.kelownanow.com/files/Main_Wiserhood.jpg

Radioactive_Mongoose · 2018-12-24T05:12:22+00:00

My hero

vass15 · 2018-12-24T06:23:34+00:00

Beat it girl

VoteRepublicanAgain · 2018-12-24T04:15:04+00:00

I didn’t actually think that was a normal thing with thinking so clearly after nutting. I always feel so guilty & bad honestly but I’ve only masturbated & not had sex yet.

Splendid_Wiz · 2018-12-24T08:06:45+00:00

Lol. I've done that 😁

killerB93 · 2018-12-24T08:40:11+00:00

iBleedForMyDonut · 2018-12-24T10:01:11+00:00

Oooofffff

lllDUNN · 2018-12-24T11:14:51+00:00

Deadly

GoDuke2018 · 2018-12-24T12:57:33+00:00

haha this guy gets it...its amazing how clearly a mans thought process is after spanking it..Much needed in todays metoo environment to stay far away from the plantation

hockeyguy013 · 2018-12-24T14:11:17+00:00

Priceless

Ottohasamotto · 2018-12-24T14:15:58+00:00

only boys fap

BlackKojak · 2018-12-24T14:16:19+00:00

Daaaaamn!! 😂😂🤣🤣

its_meKnightSwolaire · 2018-12-24T16:37:19+00:00

Two sets of jerking, to failure!

Black-Goku69 · 2018-12-24T18:22:36+00:00

Omfg😂 honestly this technique has saved me so many times.

EthiopianNutella · 2018-12-24T20:37:11+00:00

Even though I’m doing NoFap for 3 months, this made me laugh out loud 😂😂

Title	Can we get an Oof
Author	fxckyox
Upvotes	1483
Comments	98
Date	December 23, 2018 11:04 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/a8zbm6/can_we_get_an_oof/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/can-we-get-an-oof.437417 https://theredarchive.com/post/437417

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