“If you want a whore, buy him. If you want a king, earn him.”

801735 · 2019-06-20T11:42:34+00:00

Yup. He is sooooo handsome and well balanced. Chicks should woman up and take this guy on dates but not expect anything in return lest they be called entitled spoiled cunts. Step up your game, ladies, we're worth it! What kind of a woman are you anyway, not bending backwards for this prince. Grow a pair of labia and cater to his whims like a real woman.

Uruke · 2019-06-20T11:32:58+00:00

He's a branch manager, so he'll get a pass.

McL0vin_ · 2019-06-20T12:09:02+00:00

I SEE THIS AGE THING ALL THE TIME. Tinder links to your facebook account so takes your age from there. If you were a rebel teenager and created your fb account with an older age in order to bypass the minimum age restriction then thats why your age is older, and cant be changed. How can girls not figure this out, for fuck sake its not hard.

SubjectLet · 2019-06-20T10:59:48+00:00

Lmao

defiance211 · 2019-06-20T12:58:58+00:00

I wonder if he likes to travel or like a generous woman? Those two always seem to appear on there and then when you ask a woman where she’s traveled to, it’s always one or two states away.

Stahlboden · 2019-06-20T14:37:57+00:00

YAAAAS KING

ZigZagProton · 2019-06-20T12:55:56+00:00

Now he the prime example of a responsible educator that the education field in US desperately needs. He should be the head of gender studies.

LightningEdge756 · 2019-06-20T13:54:20+00:00

The sad thing is he'll definitely still get messages from those that are too dumb to realize this is satire

ZR1987 · 2019-06-20T16:25:55+00:00

He really needs an "I'm not like other girls" in there.

mynameisyouen · 2019-06-20T12:27:15+00:00

How much? Asking for a friend. ROFL

inspireinstitute · 2019-06-20T14:21:43+00:00

If you don't love dogs we can't be friends

zeit_wa_zatar · 2019-06-20T13:12:27+00:00

I’m using this!

AeternusDoleo · 2019-06-20T13:14:53+00:00

Sub "whore" with "slave" in the title, and you're golden.

[deleted] · 2019-06-20T13:15:58+00:00

Hilarious.

[deleted] · 2019-06-20T13:28:00+00:00

I look forward to seeing him here in about 2 weeks

turtleh · 2019-06-20T15:05:57+00:00

Sign me up

mblazin1532 · 2019-06-20T15:35:58+00:00

Aww damn Really?! No butt stuff on the first date I'm gonna have to swipe left LOL.

ChestyPullerton · 2019-06-20T15:57:28+00:00

Legend

Scipio_Amer1canus · 2019-06-20T19:24:03+00:00

He forgot "I love to laugh" and "fluent in sarcasm."

SentientApe · 2019-06-20T20:59:30+00:00

'Sushi and pumpkin spice' latte sounds horrendous.... That's a swipe left for me.

drmangrum · 2019-06-20T16:35:25+00:00

Sargon?

PeterPumpkinHead91 · 2019-06-20T17:21:56+00:00

“No butt stuff on the first date”...

c4engineer · 2019-06-20T19:08:30+00:00

Seems like quite the catch.

lookitsblackman · 2019-06-20T21:15:10+00:00

He forgot the stupid "The Office" reference

GoHurtMyFeelings · 2019-06-20T21:15:14+00:00

Slayyyy boiii

175C00I · 2019-06-21T00:37:49+00:00

He could just put "i have money" surefire winners line lol

cokitussen · 2019-06-21T01:01:44+00:00

Amazing

jbing_10 · 2019-06-21T04:01:42+00:00

😂😂😂😂😂😂

crawdaddy9880 · 2019-06-22T02:03:11+00:00

"Someone who makes me laugh," "I'm a hopeless romantic," "I'm a sapiosexial," "I'm an introverted extrovert," "I'm sarcastic with a lot of sass," These are pretty common.

SkishyTheSire · 2019-06-20T17:40:39+00:00

Legend

stupidmentat · 2019-06-20T21:52:11+00:00

5/7 would date.

blaizken_420 · 2019-06-20T21:54:54+00:00

ValleyOfGiants · 2019-06-20T22:10:13+00:00

These profiles are the funniest thing I've ever seen!

CoffeeBreaksAllDay · 2019-06-24T06:35:28+00:00

He already has a kid and isnt interested in any more

2019-06-20T13:28:52+00:00

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Title	“If you want a whore, buy him. If you want a king, earn him.”
Author	6n1ck9
Upvotes	1870
Comments	58
Date	June 20, 2019 10:26 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/c2ucig/if_you_want_a_whore_buy_him_if_you_want_a_king/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/if-you-want-a-whore-buy-him-if-you-want-a-king.443223 https://theredarchive.com/post/443223

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