I have had to deal with shit tests and bitch shields and have even had to hurl an insult or two to get a few girls back down to earth.

Now I am no condoning or advising you to insult women to their faces but for the sake of discussion (and a few laughs) what is the best way you have put down a bitchy girl / girlfriend / hood rat?

The one that comes to mind is for a girl who was acting bitchy and entitled and I told her she was the "D.U.F.F" of the group. When she asked what that was I told her the Designated Ugly Fat Friend.

The look on her face was priceless