Just For Laughs

Le_Casual · 2019-06-13T10:45:31+00:00

Gonna be quite scary to get exposed for sleeping with 30 other guys

lastlaugh100 · 2019-06-13T13:55:50+00:00

Her: "You don' trust me?"

You: "It's only fair"

Her: "So, you don't trust me?"

Drayelya · 2019-06-13T13:30:54+00:00

“You don’t need to see mine babe. You know I’m loyal.”

“Fuck outta my house bitch.”

LiveTheTruth321 · 2019-06-13T12:28:41+00:00

Double standards for the win

JohnnySkidmarx · 2019-06-13T14:20:33+00:00

That looks like the lady from The Shahs of Sunset. Those Kartrashian broads really need to stop with the plastic surgery.

Kogley · 2019-06-13T16:13:04+00:00

I don't remember if was sandman who said it, but women do this kind of things because they project themselves in others, in this case, if i'm doing something bad, by definition, my partner must be too. When they start with that bs, is the little guilt they got eating them from the inside, but instead of fixing things is much more better to be a victim and try to find the littlest detail that can help you become one.

Sid_Vichous · 2019-06-13T18:52:03+00:00

Rules for thee, but not for me!

[deleted] · 2019-06-13T15:28:20+00:00

Women who want to check their man's phone is usually the one hiding things themselves. We call this massively projecting. You have to watch out for women like this. If a woman claims she wants to check your phone and she doesn't let you check hers, there's your answer.

lonewolfsigmamgtow · 2019-06-14T00:27:35+00:00

Recently watched a video from Coach Greg Adams regarding “A woman is never single”. It’s true, a single woman has more than 10+ soyboys texting her at a time even when she’s single. To them the definition of being single is not having a relationship, not the last time they had sex lmao.

prince0verit · 2019-06-13T21:56:00+00:00

Which phone? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

techfreak-6ix9ine · 2019-06-13T13:49:08+00:00

r/LightModePatrol

AngryDeer · 2019-06-13T16:26:09+00:00

Do you not know how to save a photo.

BulletBourne · 2019-06-13T15:17:59+00:00

I trusted you and you blind me.

The_Brother_Pig · 2019-06-13T19:03:46+00:00

Opens her phone, instantly sausage party on your face

TheLastMgtow · 2019-06-13T21:59:26+00:00

Its more like she's gonna be, you got no other hoes cause you are a loser and ill dump you.

She must find at least 5 other hoes in your phone, otherwise you are nothing.

Swagger_For_Days · 2019-06-13T22:58:50+00:00

Any broad that asks for my phone had always gotten instantly dropped.

I'm not a cheater, and you aren't my fucking nanny.

Of course its not really "trust", but a broad looking for an excuse for her own cheating. Any time a woman asks to see your phone, she already cheated on you bro. She's looking for justification so the hamster wheel can turn.

mgthrowaway2 · 2019-06-14T00:30:34+00:00

Nothing comes between a thot and her phone. She employs Homeland levels of security to prevent anybody from being able to check her cum covered inbox, and serpentine schemes of thottery.

[deleted] · 2019-06-13T16:17:15+00:00

They always project what they are doing themselves. If they accuse you of cheating its time to bail as they are cheating on you.

TheLastMgtow · 2019-06-13T21:59:18+00:00

Its more like she's gonna be, you got no other hoes cause you are a loser and ill dump you.

She must find at least 5 other hoes in your phone, otherwise you are nothing.

InfiniteAnguish · 2019-06-14T00:51:55+00:00

I dropped my phone in a river by accident it broke then I realized all I used it for was music and surfing social media got an mp3 player instead of a new phone.

Vorobubumgtwanyan · 2019-06-14T08:15:03+00:00

Contacts saved under "Free Food"

Their names has a description attached to them like "Own's nice car - good for selfies"

Other contacts saved under "Potential husband"

Their names has a description attached to them like "Programmer - makes $1000 per month"

dm-me-your-wallpaper · 2019-06-13T15:41:50+00:00

r/lightmldepatrol

Title	Just For Laughs
Author	lonewolfsigmamgtow
Upvotes	1201
Comments	54
Date	June 13, 2019 10:34 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/c045yc/just_for_laughs/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/just-for-laughs.447805 https://theredarchive.com/post/447805

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