I have to wear a CPAP mask at night because of Sleep Apnea problems. Am I fucked?

lawnboy34 · 2013-06-26T17:57:41+00:00

You don't sleep well in a bed with others, and need your rest for work/other stuff/etc. "I'm fine hanging out until late but I need to sleep at home"

Eventually if it gets serious, you explain the real deal and it won't matter. Problem solved.

Viaate · 2013-06-26T17:40:53+00:00

Who cares? Own that shit, if you are confident she won't care.

You are only weak if you show weakness to her.

2013-06-26T17:26:20+00:00

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razorworks · 2013-06-26T18:05:54+00:00

Tell them you moonlighting as Bane.

All joking aside, find an excuse to kick em out before going to bed

2013-06-26T17:52:35+00:00

I was prepared for every person here to tell me that I was fucked, and not one of you (so far) has said that. I really needed a boost, and you guys made it happen. I greatly appreciate it.

2013-06-26T18:18:36+00:00

When she's getting ready for bed, you put that shit on and go full Bane on her.

"BEHIND YOU, STANDS A SYMBOL OF OPPRESSION. My penis."

phrakture · 2013-06-27T04:23:05+00:00

If you're not a fatass, then get the surgery so you won't need it

Kharn0 · 2013-06-26T17:33:03+00:00

I used to have to wear that, but my sleep doc told me about a mouth piece that hold your jaw slightly forward to wear every night instead

2013-06-26T18:01:42+00:00

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chiffonade- · 2013-06-26T18:55:35+00:00

spraypaint that shit black and pretend to be maverick

crazyex · 2013-06-26T19:09:42+00:00

I've worn one for years. It's only a problem if you approach it as one.

If someone's sleeping over, break it out and show them what it looks like on, and tell them it's only for when you're sleeping unless they'd like to wear it during sex because you've found that some girls get off from doing that.

Like Viaate said, own that shit.

2013-06-26T21:55:40+00:00

Tell 'em you were exposed to agent orange in "the war".

ospurt · 2013-06-27T01:59:40+00:00

I have a CPAP and it does not affect my game. Period. I keep it in a cabinet by my bed and tidily out of sight in my bedroom.

As they say at the Chateau no woman should ever touch your bed unless she is naked with your cock in her. If you are having non sex sleep overs stop it!

If you followed the 16 commandments of Poon and fucked her well, then when she is a quivering mess of sex on your bed she won't give a fuck what you use to get a healthy nights sleep.

tr0n_cat · 2013-06-26T19:47:17+00:00

Do you smoke? Do you drink?

favours_of_the_moon · 2013-06-26T18:23:32+00:00

Here's what you do.

Find online forums and support groups for Apnea sufferers.

Scope out the hotties. Find one who has it worse than you. VOILA!

PerniciousOne · 2013-06-26T19:34:10+00:00

Having a good life, and taking good care of yourself makes you a better person.

Taking care of your sleep apnea allows you to have a longer and more fitful sleep, really it makes your life better, if a woman is not capable of understanding that you your health needs are above something as simple as a sleep mask, then she should not be around when you go to bed.

Phyrd · 2013-06-26T19:49:45+00:00

Some good ideas here already, but Ill add this.

Be careful how you say this, so it doesn't sound like you're kicking them out or leaving early to go bang another woman.

Have a plan for her responses and execute them confidently to not reveal suspected mystery.

If it becomes too much to hide or she is too concerned, I would just own it and use it as humor material.

Also, is surgery out of the question?

2013-06-26T20:15:51+00:00

In addition to what everybody else has said, sometimes you can get throat surgery to fix this condition. That said, such a problem is usually as big or as small as your insecurity about it.

2013-06-26T22:18:47+00:00

the company i work for makes these

there are newer models of masks out there check it out

nothing to be ashamed when it comes to sleep apnea. a lot of people don't even realize they have it

2013-06-26T22:38:36+00:00

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Zer0nation · 2013-06-27T01:05:02+00:00

Hmm. My dad has to wear of of those.

But he is an old broken fat fuck and deserves it. But you shouldn't be embarassed by having to wear if it means you'll get to wake up tomorrow morning.

akara1001 · 2013-07-01T20:30:57+00:00

I understand your problem cause I go for tests every now and then to check for sleep apnea. If she is a mature female she will understand its a medical condition and not because you are "weak" or "broken". You can even play it off by saying you need the direct oxygen flow because of all the sex. Don't think much of it.

dub121686 · 2013-06-28T05:46:48+00:00

Had sleep apnea my whole life, not a big deal man.

favours_of_the_moon · 2013-06-26T17:27:36+00:00

Find a good acupuncturist who also does herbs.

It's hard to say, without being able to do an intake on you, but we could probably help you.

Title	I have to wear a CPAP mask at night because of Sleep Apnea problems. Am I fucked?
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Date	June 26, 2013 5:24 PM UTC (13 years ago)
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