Imagine being married to this one.

DarthCallidous · 2019-02-04T11:44:17+00:00

Or I could just jack off for free.

deplorableinWV · 2019-02-04T12:32:23+00:00

Rent: Blowjob daily. Car: Blowjob daily. Paid utilities: Blowjob daily. Insurance (car,house,medical): Blowjob daily. Food:Blowjob daily. Internet Access: Blowjob daily. Phone: Anal 3 times a week. You've put too much importance on that pussy,dear.

TruthfulHaploid · 2019-02-04T11:36:13+00:00

Or you could pay 50 euros for something marginally better.

cilantromakesmepuke · 2019-02-04T13:52:07+00:00

chores=work=time=money

Just another whore selling sexual services for money.

cyclops88 · 2019-02-04T11:52:37+00:00

Post nut clarity gona hit him hard

Chill-BL · 2019-02-04T14:56:04+00:00

Going against me in my own home = getting kicked out.

Keep it simple, stick to one rule

Benn123098 · 2019-02-04T13:56:35+00:00

Why does looking after kids for WHOLE day only gives you a blowjob? And hoovering the whole house you get to touch her nasty used up vagina? Yep no ty

massy525 · 2019-02-04T14:53:19+00:00

None of this would happen anyway.

Briffalts law pt2.

If a woman promises a man to continue her relationship with him in the future in exchange for a benefit received from him today, her promise becomes null and void as soon as the benefit is rendered. (“I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.“)

MMGTOW · 2019-02-04T15:54:02+00:00

If a female uses Sex as a reward/punishment I'm outta there.

aquaticscrotum69 · 2019-02-04T16:38:18+00:00

The saddest part is that she will slowly renege on her end of the bargain with excuses. They never follow through with their promises.

brother_dreadly · 2019-02-04T13:26:34+00:00

I'm rather convinced men created the idea of romance in a warped attempt to hide the fact that any love they might receive - from Lady Fair - is strictly tied to their 9-5.

canichangemyname28 · 2019-02-04T13:32:43+00:00

I'm a better cook than most women in my life so... Yeah

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2019-02-04T15:04:42+00:00

At least she's honest about how she monetizes sex. Usually it's a game of ever changing goalposts

KawiNinjaZX · 2019-02-04T15:21:22+00:00

Damn a handjob for two minutes of dishes ain't a bad deal though.

drew8080 · 2019-02-04T14:49:01+00:00

This is rich haha any man with a shred of self respect would go tug one out and hit her w the “you know what, I’m good actually”

Jaylen-Gads · 2019-02-04T14:55:03+00:00

Cook clean and demand anal EVERYDAY

r1chten · 2019-02-04T15:54:20+00:00

women loosens/forgets rules for chads but creates/enforces rules for billy beta.

supermario218 · 2019-02-04T16:11:00+00:00

When women say "Oh, but don't you want a girl who will cook and clean for you? We make great housewives."

Then you see this shit...

I cook and I keep my own house looking amazing because of minimalism and not owning a ton of shit. GYOW

Rdt767 · 2019-02-04T18:22:50+00:00

So basically if I don't feel like having sex I don't have to do anything?

I accept your terms.

westnblue · 2019-02-04T17:11:27+00:00

Escort $50. Plus she would be good looking

Quenten01 · 2019-02-04T15:11:02+00:00

Bitch can go kick rocks fuck outta here, boo your pussy doesn’t have any kind of value

Liburnian · 2019-02-04T15:18:21+00:00

I'd kick her out.

KaitouNala · 2019-02-04T15:23:39+00:00

Like seriously though, i bet he makes the majorty of the money meanwhile she spends the majority...

Was a few months ago was visiting my parents and my stepmom casually drops "honeydo" list as a word as if it's cute. Like what? my dad is the primary source actually only source of income as she "works" for my dad/my dad's business.

She constantly drops "how do you expect to get a girlfriend if..." cant be arsed to explain to her ass my standpoint on marriage however because she is more sensitive than a SJW.

Like seriously it was no secret i don't like certain vegetables like celery yet if i ever pointed out her usage of said veggies in her cooking it was obviously me insulting her cooking and not criticizing her making something with ingredients i was VERY VOCAL in hating.

Mick_Donalds · 2019-02-04T16:32:41+00:00

I can see from the verbiage that this is a British woman writing this.

Which means when she's not getting "culturally enriched" by Muhammad, she's setting unrealistic, moving targets for her cucklord husband.

Mchooofer · 2019-02-04T16:42:20+00:00

That is one sick twisted woman indeed

TheSud007 · 2019-02-04T17:30:29+00:00

I work all day and pay the bills and I also got to do this 😂

QuickDrawDinoHunter · 2019-02-04T19:05:24+00:00

I guess shes gonna be getting a lot of microwaved canned soup for dinner. She never said what cooking was actually defined as.

menlandedonthemoon · 2019-02-04T19:40:44+00:00

Or, do what I want when I want. Drop $80 on a stunning 22 yr old hooker in Tijuana and get what I need.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-02-04T20:20:33+00:00

How about spicy anal?

dontlike-hotz · 2019-02-04T12:12:40+00:00

Never does she specify who it is for or with. He could put an ad up on a task market site for those activities and then use his money to obtain the services with a provider he chooses.

Hey honey I cooked and did the dishes( for some people nearby). I’m gonna do whatever I want now, don’t wait up

2019-02-04T14:58:42+00:00

If the division of labor included me doing housework anyway, then this is fine. But I get the feeling that this is a modern SAHM who can't handle household duties like women of the past. Otherwise, why would the list exist?

rejac218 · 2019-02-04T16:14:24+00:00

All in all...not too bad. It's livable.

casra888 · 2019-02-04T18:22:24+00:00

"Lost all my money gambling, here's the divorce papers. Fuck off and stay fucked off you filthy whore. BTW, I sent a copy to your Mom and Dad, all your family and friends so they know what a low class whore you are. All communication will now be through my lawyer."

oirectine00 · 2019-02-04T18:42:56+00:00

Oh boy.

Obligated transactional unenthusiastic starfish sex of dubious female consent in the era of #MeToo and retroactive removal of consent and no fault divorce.

Where do I sign up?

eduardkoopman · 2019-02-04T18:50:23+00:00

This list also screams; Beta Bucks.
As in, sex in exchange for favours.
When a good looking alpha is there; she will be excited to have sex with him. But with this list-dude, it appears she has no interest in the sex with him just for the sake of sex.

2019-02-04T20:35:23+00:00

That's not love.

robowriter · 2019-02-04T21:06:51+00:00

Let's just remove any possibility of excitement. How about a contract before engaging in any sexual activity. Consult a lawyer. Do a credit check. You can a middle-aged crone sitting in the room as a notary and witness.

How exciting watch my dick shivel and die as you approach.

LouElmo · 2019-02-04T21:15:58+00:00

Isn’t this tantamount to prostitution?

realChebz · 2019-02-04T21:46:25+00:00

How's that different from prostitution?

weag5l · 2019-02-04T23:13:50+00:00

That handwriting gives me an antiboner. It looks like a 5th grader wrote it.

Global_MGTOW · 2019-02-05T00:21:50+00:00

Let me guess, she's a stay at home mom.

MrMannheim · 2019-02-05T07:30:15+00:00

No deal.

Now get out of my house.

Title	Imagine being married to this one.
Author	ValhallaWillCome
Upvotes	181
Comments	64
Date	February 4, 2019 11:31 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/an0tcu/imagine_being_married_to_this_one/
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