CONTEXT (3 YEARS AGO):

This was a long time ago, back when I was the faggiest blue-pilled, cucked, white knighting, male-feminist, mangina (yes I was that guy), this was back when I used to tell beached landwhales words of encouragement, back when I would tell even the ugliest of girls that she was an angel send down to earth by GOD himself, back when I reposted feminist articles in hopes that other men would get "woke" and become Feminists (yes I was also that guy). I was basically a (self-)glorified Justin Trudeau.

Anyways, I REALLY used to like this girl, I mean, I was her biggest orbiter ever, she was gorgeous and every time she got pumped and / or dumped by a guy on the football or rugby team, there I was (benched) Sir. Captain. Hoe Saver.

One day she got pumped & dumped by some kid named Shane who was, even by TRP's standards, a 1st class dick to everyone including his own grandparents and so in I came, Sir. White Knight, ready to fight her honor and save her from the misery she was in, I pulled her aside and spoke to her in the softest voice and politest manner. I made her this promise:

"I really like you, and I'm not like those other guys, I'll never treat you like that or leave you for no reason and we can take it as slow as you'd like."

She responded by saying:

"Awe you're really sweet. Like that totally made me feel better, but I just.. I can't... It's just... I really liked him, he's sooo amazing."

She then gave me a kiss on the cheek and walked away. I was literally lost for words, almost frozen in time and the part that got me the hardest was that he didn't just pump and dump her, he bragged about it to her mother and showed all the guys at school her naked pictures, he literally took "being a jerk" up a notch to "being an asshole" and she said he was amazing. Just wow.

You see, this wasn't a red pill to me, this was a diamond hard, jet-black; black-pill coated in anthrax, dipped in crimson and cursed by a Native American Shaman skilled in the arts of medieval black magic. A pill forced upon me just to see if I was strong enough to even survive such a cure for what was previously thought to be incurable manginaness and cuckery.

TODAY:

I'm doing good and I'm happy. I'd say we both went down different routes, I dropped out of school and started working immediately after that, and she just graduated with a degree in Fine Arts, she basically draws buildings and trees, she's tots amazely talantd, like for realz ok, shez THA queen and she #slays.

Anyways, I was genuinely surprised when I saw her, she had changed into a foul-mouthed (the kind that curses after every 2-3 words), monkey branching AWALT blue & blond haired feminist who always brags about how many guys she's been with (that week). Every week on Facebook it's like a massive competition between her and her friends to see who can win whore of the week award, they even post pictures of themselves in bed with their one night stands (for that night) and brag about what a great time they've given each other, followed by a bunch of other girls saying stuff like "Yas Grl! He's so hot. U so lucky!!!! Girrrllllll!!!!! You gon get u suma dat D!!!" (you get it).

Anyways she stopped me and asked how I've been and I, knowing who she is and not looking to play games (or get an STD) cut it short, said goodbye and started to walk away. As I was walking away she asked if we could go on a nice date sometime, in her words: "you know, to a bar or something cuz like that would be amaze" and I responded by saying:

"Thank you but no thank you. No really, that's a kind offer but I've got to get back to work, you have yourself a nice day Miss. [insert name here]."

I then took a moment to savour the look on her face and walked away. I don't know why but that really feel good :)