From r/greentext

GarbageAccount115 · 2018-06-28T13:37:29+00:00

Old, but still Gold

Rett_MGTOW · 2018-06-28T14:47:55+00:00

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steelfil666 · 2018-06-28T14:26:10+00:00

That would be so epic if it was real

rebuildingMyself · 2018-06-28T15:24:53+00:00

>I don't think I'm having sex tonight either

Wouldn't have been different if he had bought her all that shit. She may even lead him on all the way home only to have a headache when it's time to dance.

Jacob3922 · 2018-06-28T14:25:14+00:00

Then everyone clapped

MauserFG42 · 2018-06-28T13:40:07+00:00

greenleefs · 2018-06-28T17:40:48+00:00

Rub one out instead.

Champagne of victory

CeleritySteam · 2018-06-28T18:10:56+00:00

We're gonna need homicide because that bitch just got BODIED.

amol0202 · 2018-06-28T16:07:15+00:00

r/ThatHappened

metallicafan66 · 2018-06-28T14:58:11+00:00

This clearly didn't happen

MatejMacula · 2018-06-28T20:41:31+00:00

It’s probably fake.

thetompain · 2018-06-29T01:33:09+00:00

Literally, 80% of what you see on reddit is fake as fuck. This might fit the bill but keep your skeptic radars on at all times. You can get 30k up votes on reddit with fake ass shit if you say the right thing.

megaKekGG · 2018-06-28T18:59:02+00:00

Won't be as cool when it Will be used on divorce rape as financial abuse

the_unseen_one · 2018-06-28T20:22:45+00:00

Old butt gold right here. Still makes me breathe amusedly through my nose.

DymondHed · 2018-06-28T20:35:42+00:00

the goldest gold that was ever gold

_TheTruth__ · 2018-09-27T12:52:40+00:00

777th upvote. Feels good.

OldTimeyENT · 2018-06-28T19:24:15+00:00

That fucking pussy bought her all that crap, and did jack shit but mumble under his breath.

Hiromant · 2018-06-28T20:38:59+00:00

What dog vomit of a website. Otaku autists can't be assed to make the site look better than a notepad file and it's completely unreadable in mobile. I wish people would stop posting these snapshots on here, just paste the text or whatever.

labiteatibit · 2018-06-28T20:42:45+00:00

Not all heroes wear capes.

Illustrious_Hour · 2018-06-28T22:12:30+00:00

till this day he kept buying her stuff hoping to have sex with her. the end

xkaosxtheoryx · 2018-06-29T02:51:00+00:00

This man is not a man, but a God.

Curthurley · 2018-06-29T11:24:40+00:00

Funny story, when my xwife would start complaining/nagging while i was driving us somewhere id start laughing obscenely loud and then just turn the car around and take her right back home. People have asked me why is divorce expensive, without missing a beat i always say, "because its worth it". I let everyone know im happily divorced. Hands down best decision i ever made.

NotMyWomen · 2018-06-29T11:36:17+00:00

Worth

packo33 · 2018-06-29T11:49:44+00:00

Good, but you have to dump a gf the moment she gives that shit test. She is signalling very clearly how your future is gonna be.

DrowsyDog · 2018-06-28T22:36:37+00:00

Lol @ the comments thinking this is serious. It's an old joke, but still funny because it strikes a chord.

GREYnRED · 2018-06-29T04:12:05+00:00

Worth it

Crash-Bandicuck69 · 2018-06-28T18:59:54+00:00

Can I get "things that didnt happen" for 500?

Title	From r/greentext
Author	MatejMacula
Upvotes	786
Comments	61
Date	June 28, 2018 1:16 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/8ujb3o/from_rgreentext/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/from-rgreentext.534712 https://theredarchive.com/post/534712

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