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[β]Global_MGTOW122 points123 points124 points 8 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
From take me to your leader, to take me to your Chad breeder.
[β][deleted] 35 points36 points37 points 8 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
You had that one in the barrel didn't you
I love it
[β]Global_MGTOW20 points21 points22 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Nah, I just quickly pulled that out of my ass and thought the joke might fall flat but went with it anyways. She seriously looks like a fucking alien in the first pic. Have any of you guys seen a woman without eyebrows IRL? Shit looks fucking creepy.
[β]ArthurCaine7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Your Anal routine must be fun.
[β]L_jeezy3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
people have those?
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Damn! Sure enough, no eyebrows. Bitch just sharpied them in!
[β]Mi91iwjw3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hahaha
Made my morning..
Yeah, creepy as fuck. Latina mutual acquaintance.. She draws in the eyebrow line.
[β]Global_MGTOW2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have an aunt who shaves her eyebrows and had no clue. She came out of the shower and asked me something. Heard her voice and looked up, instantly jumped back. Took a good look at her face and without eyebrows, she looked like some kind of alien demon and it scared the shit out of me and I don't scare easily.
[β][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank you, I couldn't figure out what exactly was weirding me out
[β]NoThirst0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...he's been waiting for 5 years to use that gem. Finally it arrived.
[β]DankHumanman1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imagine what that face will look like in 20 years!
[β][deleted] 70 points71 points72 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It is in China for someone to fake+hide their looks to get you to marry them.
[β]UnimatrixBinary26 points27 points28 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
China is doing divorce laws right. The one who paid for it is the one who keeps it, regardless on who's name is on the deed.
[β]rebuildingMyself1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When they changed the property rights law to protect men from losing their homes in a divorce-rape, every chinese woman shit-tested the FUCK out of their potential beta providers by refusing marriage until he signed her into the rights of the house. You know, so she could steal it away later just like her western sisters get to do.
I would have told her "so that's all you care about? No ring for you" if I was in that position
[β]motorscuz60 points61 points62 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Coyote fuck. When you realize how ugly she is the next day and chew your own arm off just to get away
[β]BitcoinBoffin26 points27 points28 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Then chews off his other arm because he knows she'll be looking for a one armed man.
[β]Revorob6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Coyote fuck.
OMG - I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe!
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[β]Crazed_Alchemist4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lmao
[β]migmxke28 points29 points30 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Even the App MAKEAPP can't remove all that FAKE-UP cake at once. You probably need to upload the pic (in the right) 3-4 times and Remove the Fake-UP repeatedly, in order to achieve the left pic.
[β][deleted] 22 points23 points24 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If those eyes were any further apart she'd have to cross em just to look forward.
[β]lonewolf26836 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I couldnβt afford the taxi ride from one eye to the other.
[β][deleted] 18 points19 points20 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
First date is to the swimming pool. And don't trust girls with heavy make up at all.
If you're blue pill enough to marry in 2018, AT LEAST take her to the pool beforehand.
[β]michaelmb6210 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
"Oh no, i dont want to go under the water cuz my hair..." "Nah bitch you going under!" Dunks head in water
[β][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The problem is water proof makeup, you gotta make it a surprise.
[β]CountyOrganHarvester1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Swimming in a pool filled with acetone oughta do the trick.
[β][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is the cheapest and easiest option. Just have shower sex in the morning. If her makeup doesn't come off, it's water proof and she's probably going to lengths to hide the ugly.
Break up on the spot. Probably better than the swimming pool idea.
[β]ForgottenCat15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This chick looks like the alien from MIB. The one controlling the human bot.
[β][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Why? Painted brows, heavy makeup (basically a mask), painted eyes, the wig. It'd be reasonable to conclude she's hiding something serious, amirite? I mean, it's a common knowledge now if someone looks like a painted clown....
[β]marcos32213 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is like a man buying a suit and a briefcase and renting a super sportcar pretending to be a banker just to get laid.
Precisely. Should not be illegal ether....
[β]buff_minorcan10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Both look ugly to me.
[β]person1_238 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Still looks badπ
[β]Mgtow_Maester6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Isn't this basically rape by deception that women are desperately trying to make a crime?
[β]andreas-mgtow6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Mandatory: /r/Fiveheads/
[β]AwfulAim2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That sub is gold. The kathy griffin one from last week....omg
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Wish someone would have taught me that when I was a kid.
[β][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
First pic is scaring me. A lot.
[β]AwfulAim4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The "before" pic looks like a combination of sleeping on her face and her parents being siblings
[β]Baldrbaldr3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It used to be illegal. Once upon a time in Britain. Women who "tricked" men into marrying them by using whigs, corsets, excessive cosmetics and the like, were punished by law.
Makeup one is ugly too...not a very good trick.
"He must be 6"4 talll, a multimillionaire, 9 inch cawk"
"I'm a single mom with 3 kids, no job and living off my ex's child support and I look like a Martian without makeup".
[β][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
she is still ugly. what should be illegal is stupid men stupid enough to find this ugly clown attractive
[β]laptopdragon4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can attest that I've met some attractive (L.A. 8's) before, and then seen them without all the cosmetics, and they were instantly Seattle 5's or less.
that's being generous b/c they were all in good shape too.
one (a natural blond) was almost grotesque without her "face on", (as she said it) and yeah, it's scary.
[β]kayfab1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hahah this is funny with age they are not even able to hide there ugly face anymore.
[β]drogosan1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Where da fuq are her eye brows? This pic seems a little trollish.
[β]NotLuceBree1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gentlemen, here is a classic example of what we call a "Fivehead".
[β]robowriter1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For a few short years until the wall calls. She'll age badly no amount of makeup will hide it.
[β]PMmeYOURrareCONTENT1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Where's that image of the anglerfish with the pretty woman instead of the light, to attract bait, and the giant teeth to eat it up once it arrives?
[β]lister7771 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holly shit!
[β]toassie1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
" so what that i said i was a doctor... you lied too, and still are lying everyday when you put on that mask of illusion"
[β]misandrists_hate_him1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Illegal or not, this should just be expected.
[β]Asphyxiem1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"All men are liars" covers themselves with chemicals and fake up and have the audacity to even say something like that. Living walking lies = Women.
[β]bocephusoutlaw6660 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Not the same chik... Different nose!
[β][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Look closer. Slightly differently angle, plus makeup on the bridge of her nose.
[β]bocephusoutlaw6662 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Ya after looking at it a lil longer I could tell... Sry bud but thanks for the correction! It reminds me of a movie... If I can find the part I'll post it. It's funny as fuck!
[β]bocephusoutlaw6665 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
https://youtu.be/ZHFp8s_R1LU
LOL
[β]RealBiggly1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's the make-up that alters how it looks, making it seem slimmer by just painting it fucking slim
[β]Cuck-WTF0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She has no eyebrows
[β]fapdeedap0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What's the difference between a con artist and someone who wears makeup? Answer: there isn't a difference
[β]misandrists_hate_him0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah.. the right pic isn't exactly hot either. You'd have to be really thirsty to count that as hot.
"She doesn't have dreams, she has moooooovies."
This shit doesn't fool me.
[β]liamcoded0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
False advertisement.
[β]treble-n-bass0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They're both ugly af
Fucking morlocks! They need to stay underground!
Two words: morning face.
[β]Blumol0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She looks like she thought she saw a pussycat
[β]juankixd0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
From a 4 to a solid 6 maybe 7.
Iβd say itβs even more extreme than that. On a scale from 0 (Honey Boo Booβs mom) to 10 (Jessica Alba in Sin City) Iβd say she went from a 2 to an 8.
[β]JustPassingBy070 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
4??? are you blind bro?
[β]nosoupforyou0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wish the pictures were more consistent. She's not smiling on the left and has her hair done on the right. Plus it's a closer shot on the left.
Not disagreeing with the point. I totally agree with the point about the makeup. Just saying the other differences make it harder to judge what the makeup is doing.
[β]rektumsempra0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ok but notice that she has no eyebrows or eyelashes. She wouldn't look like the pic on the left if she did.
They have stick-ons for everything.
https://youtu.be/uxlDdGk1Vt4
[β]Mikehideous0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If you're an MGTOW and going on a first date, make it swimming. If she won't, then she's either not in shape, or a wild ET with four hours of makeup on.
[β]HerefortheTuna0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
thats what i plan to do this summer. I have a beach house. if they are too fat or wear to much makeup.... NEXT
[β]8xXxnoxxshroudexXx80 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Canβt believe thatβs the same person
[β]Gmiou0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Even if it was illegal probably they would blame men for that again!!
[β]TheObelisk0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why would you shave off your eye brows entirely? WTF?
[β]Hedsmun0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
First thing I thought of with the picture on the left was Jaws; The thing about a shark woman, it's got lifeless eyes, black dead eyes, like a doll's eyes. When it comes at you it doesn't seem to be livin'... until she bites you, and those black dead eyes roll over white.
[β]wkndplaya0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That war paint though.
[β]AntiAbleism0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is how they trick men.
[β]bigbog9870 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"But I put on makeup for myself!!!"
ya
[β]SnowMan8780 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i agree
[β]Griever1140 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
False advertising.
[β]PEDE_CENTI0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well to be honest the first one is using a different focal length so its gonna look more round. But yeah very deceiving
[β]I-am-the-lul0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The worse thing is that if you only seen her as she looks in the after picture, you swear all she did was use a bit of lippy and mascara, not the full on fake-up route.
[β]OliverVato0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
why she look like a super saiyan 3 on the left tho?
[β]KanoDoMario-5 points-4 points-3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
this is why we get called incels
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[β]RealBiggly9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
"beautiful" lol. If you figure out how to downvote let me know, so I can downvote you.
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[β]RealBiggly9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
She's not here to feel bad about anything, the issue here is the level of deception.
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[β]RealBiggly6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Total garbage. Women wouldn't wear it if it didn't help, nor would they wear high heels, push up bras, padded bras, wigs, false eyelashes, colored contacts etc etc. Could you even be any faker?
[β]Mapispema-ta2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sheβs ugly as fuck. Wouldnβt want to be in a close proximity to her.
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