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[–]RedFoxOnFire104 points105 points106 points 9 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
Am I the only one who thinks anal whores randomly shitting themselves throughout the day is hilarious?
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[–]Stig_Stigma3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]DarthCallidous0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]burtcoins[S] 18 points19 points20 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
nope I think it's hilarious
[–]robowriter7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's funny.
[–]christianlazard3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Please not in my car!
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I guess as long as you don't share office space with them or something.
[–]kyledontcare1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's a gas! Pun intended!Ha! Life sometimes gets really dirty doesn't it?
[–]fmanly1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I guess you don't sit in a lot of movie theater seats... I'm going to have to start bringing a towel with me.
[–]89Thoradin0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No it is funny. I know of a couple gay guys that have as well lol.
[–]ElegantLordOTheManor82 points83 points84 points 9 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
It used to be considered ideal if a woman still has a tight vagina. Now it is too much to ask if a woman still has a tight anus and will not soil herself.
[–]DoctorShroom4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy shit i laughed at that one
[+][deleted] -8 points-7 points-6 points 9 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
once was fucking a about to hit a wall big titty slut. she was a slut. HUGE tits. used to be hot but wasn't so much anymore. told me about how she'd get flown to Dubai by rich guys to hang out, or would randomly do meth and fuck random guys. total slut trashbag.
I obviously pounded a few times and played with her amazing tits but quickly moved on. she loved my dick though, i have a big one. she'd always be after it. it was clear she was a super slut, loved bj and hj. but when it came to sex she was weird. truth was she didn't have much sex. she was obsessed with her pussy. it was an ok pussy, but she was a bit thick and her pussy was a bit big, she was so worried that it'd appear stretched out, she said she really wanted to wait for marriage to really fuck a guy every day because it'd stretch her pussy out. now i knew this girls history, she randomly fucked chad's and sucked so many dick you couldn't keep count. i always chuckle when i think of her, literally top level slut and so worried a dick is going to stretch her out, like any man can't just look at her and know she's been around the block 80 times.
[–]lhjlkhklj38 points39 points40 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
These comments will be the death of this subreddit, like it was with redpill.
"You brah, my dick is fifteen inches long and all the hot women want to sleep with me and seek me out. I have 10 billion dollars and have been asked to model but don't want to because I'm too successful."
Go away toolbag. If you were telling the truth you wouldn't be here trying to impress us.
[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points-2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't know, I thought it was pretty fuckin' hilarious. Maybe you're just taking it too seriously.
[+][deleted] -7 points-6 points-5 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
do not be offended dear friend. read my history if you'd like to see that is not a normal comment for me. i'm not redpiller and full on MGTOW. i can see how this might come across boastful but was just trying to show a point in a real experience I had. i Mean it was so funny watching her find ways to explain that she was a good girl cause her pussy wasn't stretched out when she'd do literally anything else and was a total slut.
i'm not a Chad and i'm no one special. i'm just a normal MGTOW guy. sorry if i had to mention my dick but i felt it was necessary to show she was a super cock hungry girl (it was the reason she chased me) and to show why she was extra concerned about fucking me and her whole stretch issue.
which is ridiculous. a cock doesn't really stretch out a pussy like a baby. i'm bigger and been with smallest tight pussy girls, and they do "loosen" up but then if they don't fuck you for 2-3 weeks their pussy goes back to micro tiny super tight mode. it's only having a baby and how you are born genetically that effect how girls pussies are. some are just born with wizard hoods. I've never met one that bad and i shudder at the idea of having to face it. I can only imagine what its like to be one of these beta husbands that has to fuck some old stretched out post 3 babies pussy and yet you're so beta cuck that you still can get off cause you're so sexually repressed.
anyways, sorry for my tone, maybe it came off douchey but that wasn't my intent.
[–]yoamloco6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
M8 if you need to gloat around about how big your dick is, maybe you are trying to compensate it with something else you lack in.
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
i got a big dick. it's a fact. i wrote it in one small sentence. it wasn't the focus of anything related to what I wrote but a small facet trying to explain a story. i never brag, i'm nothing special, normal medium build 6ft tall normal guy, but just mention one good thing about my body and gotta get so much hate. damn, the small dick committee comes out in force if you talk about your genitals. I think this happened once before on reddit, and that was me replying to story about sex. more directly than this but both were about sex, talk about specifics of that sex in how it relates to the story and all you get are comments....ya you gloat and boast you douchey pompous asshole. fuck it must suck to have such a small dick and so much bitter resentment.
i've even written posts before about how dick size has NO IMPORTANCE. well maybe a little but overall women like $, status, power much more than sex. yes they want the Tyrone thundercock but i always tell smaller dick friends, never be insecure about that, women are not like men and tits, they are not so size oriented. try to be objective and show having a big dick isn't even a brag when it comes to women because its of not a big advantage and all you get it, "yeah keep obsessing about your dick". you guys fucking suck.
[–]yoamloco0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I apologize for what I say, but it's my own opinion. I respect people for who they are. It doesn't matter if you have a big schlong or a tiny weenie, I only care if a person has respect for others and more importantly themselves. It's great that you feel confident of your own body, don't give a fuck about what people say, do what makes you happy. I will rather us be friends(men) than to have a pointless argument that will go nowhere(women) ;).
I can understand that you were trying add more to the topic of this post with your story about the girl you were banging(that girls are horny sluts). That she was worried that her value(her pussy) isn't going to be worth the same after years(or many cocks) has passed on and she didn't want herself to become irrelevant with the chads(yourself) because you will want to seek out younger women and not old hag bag(unless you are into cougars). It would've been more interesting to hear about how desperate she was, for example, how many times she tries to contact you for a quicke. How hard she tries to look good(makeup, clothing) to "increase" her sexual market value. We would've been more interested hearing that instead of how much that woman loves your schlong. Don't take personal m8, we're all guys here and the best thing about guys is that we can make up and be friends in an instant :).
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
haha, so true. i've had a few arguments on reddit and its like fuck you, no fuck you,
followed by some logical arguing, afterwards its i'm sorry bro, good points all around. i've never had that happen with a woman. even when i've had large pent up fights with a bro its like 2 minutes of fight, then ahh, shit, well we said what needs to be said, back to being good bros. it of course comes from the hunting aspect of male-ness, that we used to hunt in packs, we have to get along to provide for society. its great, i love that besides blue pillers and douchebags i like almost every guy that is humble and has some intelligence to what he's trying to say, even if i disagree.
that chick was insane though, she'd text me 30 times in a row with no reply. she had extra intense wall hitting syndrome which really taught me alot. she wasn't ugly like a 7/10 maybe. and literally had the best tits. so her life 17-26 was like just a fairy tale of people doing anything for her. but when she hit the wall she gained a little weight, but more than that she got a more manly type old lady face. like bad, had this bigger lower jaw and just how she aged gave her this masculine look that was such a turn off, even when she had those boobs.
usually when i reference my dick its for one main reason, to show some POV for those that can't relate to how women react to it. thing i tell most guys is only 15% of girls are cock girls. like if you have a small dick, that basically means about 15% of targetable girls you have NO CHANCE with. like those girls will think you're the best thing and find out you're small and dump you. they love telling bigger dick guys too about it so we here their real thoughts and gossip on small dicks. but its such a small %. same % as real nymphos and girls that love giving head. there is a small % of it, but for the majority of women its not the big factor. I know guys that would date a girl completely just for her body or ass or tits.
Actually girls reactions to dick size is a good indicator of their mindset. of course most girls will lay down and take some hard wood from Tyrone or Chad especially if he also has a big dick, but when you see the guys they really try to love and date and control, its never about dicksize, you see their beta slave controlling mentality through that. if women loved the same way as men they'd be more picky about their purely sexual needs when it comes to having a mate, but they don't, they'll deeply love and date a guy just for money, status, power, image representation.
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 9 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Hey man, sorry for interrupting your busy schedule but I wanted to personally inform you that I downvoted your comment.
[+][deleted] -6 points-5 points-4 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
you can downvote here? I dont' see a down arrow.
I fucking came here on my phone just to downvote you and your thunder cock.
[–]TryDoingSomethingNew3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
once was fucking a about to hit a wall big titty slut. she was a slut. HUGE tits
You are my hero, good sir.
[–]Teflon081957 points58 points59 points 9 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
Their daughters take so many fat dicks up their asses that they become incontinent, and they think the problem is the "expectations" men get from watching porn?
No, the problem is that your daughters are ass-sluts. But fuck accountability am I right?
[–]burtcoins[S] 34 points35 points36 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
its not exactly easy to accept that your daughter is an anal whore
[–]fmanly8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't worry, if she gets caught in the act she'll just accuse the guy of rape. Illusion preserved.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
An absolute butt-slut.
[–]KneeDeepThought4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Butt fuck accountability - that's what's it's all about.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago* (6 children) | Copy Link
mmm, no you're not right, it's pressure from boys, and its shown to be pressure from boys and their peer group
Every girl I have ever slept with except 1 (out of 40) dislikes the idea of anal sex. it's also painful
But by all means, carry on victim blaming like a sad red-pill loser who thinks women are sluts and victims deserve what they get. It is entirely expectations from porn, anal used to be REALLY rare in the past. Porn normalised it for 'shock-value' to sell copies and it became absorbed into 'ordinary sexual culture'.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/mother-tongue/11554595/Pornography-has-changed-the-landscape-of-adolescence-beyond-all-recognition.html
[–]Teflon08190 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Do you honestly think you're helping to "empower" women by shifting the entirety of the burden of their personal accountability onto men?
In doing so you become the driving force behind doing the exact opposite. You're enabling women to become unaccountable human beings who think they can do no wrong because everything bad or stupid that they do is somehow men's fault and not their own.
A woman drowned her children in a bathtub? It must be because her husband drove her to do it. A woman chose gender studies instead of going into STEM? Clearly it's because STEM is a boys club where women aren't welcome. A woman took enough dicks in the ass that she can't hold her shit in anymore? Obviously it's because of the expectations men forced onto her due to their watching too much porn!
If you think you're helping women by doing this, I can't even begin to tell you how wrong you are.
You wouldn't raise a child by constantly telling them that they are a helpless victim of circumstance and that they are not the masters of their own fate. Why would you do it to women?
Oh, right. Because the "blue-pill" equivalent of PUA tactics is to be an obedient little male feminist. Well, I guess carry on then.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link
u wouldn't raise a child by constantly telling them that they are a helpless victim of circumstance and that they are not the masters of their own fate. Why would you do it to women?
Women are pressured into anal sex... overwhelmingly ... it's documented a LOT and a recent phenomenon ... read the links at the end. You can put your fingers in yours ears and sing "la la la she's an anal slut la la la " but that's just not facing reality. Lots of different slices of study show the same thing.
No, I think you never place the burden wholly on one side or another, you always need to look for a balance - there's always people mistreated on two sides of any rule or law - see who the people suffering on both sides of the 'argument' are and consider the numbers involved and the harm involved on either side decide where the correct place for judgement to lie is to limit the extremes on either side and hopefully balance them.
If women are being steam-rolled into anal sex they don't want by boys in large numbers, very young, against their wishes... welll... thats a bit shit... I'd feel shit if that happened to me as a guy, so its not hard to imagine it hard as a girl too - so if guys were to not pressure women to do this, where's the downside ? anal sex is crap anyway, it doesn't even feel good (for men) - read on and I'll justify all of these points.
The choice of judgement line inevitably means sometimes you will be over cautious and at other times not cautious enough - you WILL have outliers on either side that didn't get justice, because rules and laws can never be applied with 100% certaintiy when the facts are uncertain, but you can balance to aim for an 'optimal fair' balance between them all.
I have to balance the risk I let a murderer who lies self-defence go unduly against the risk a man is jailed unfairly when it seems almost certain he did the murder but I can't quite pin it. But leave this illustration quickly - its not worth getting in to - I'm illustrating two halves. of dissatisfaction that surround any problem in this world.
But in this... who are these males that are losing out ???... a few frat boys don't get to fist bump and "yeh bro I totally fucked her in the ass" ... is this a big loss for men ? anal sex is shit anyway ... (no pun - literally, it feels crap) - it's not tight like people say, it's rubbish and people get off on it mostly just because it's tabboo - if you want tight and you can get a much better effect by just crossing her legs while you fuck her normally if tightness is your thing... Would it really be that hard to not have women coerced into anal sex ? we don't lose much as men.
I'm pretty much the opposite of a 'male feminist'. I like women. A lot. Normally. I would plough the fuck out of a girl who I'm into if she liked me. I get off on her being totally in to me and giving herself to me. Am I totally moral? not really... I don't really hang around... I ditch her if she fucks around with me or I'm not that into her, I make it clear early I'm into "just being friends" ... but I'm nice and I'm reasuuring and I leave her feeling better about herself, and like she had a sexual interaction that was worth something and made her personally special. girls frequently tell me they do things for me they don't do for any other guy. Mostly they will want more.
Do I support Modern feminism? as you assert? My view is they can fuck off. They can shove their gender-neutral toys and gender-pronounces up their asses. If someone said white privalege to my face I'd struggle not to put a boot up their overweight blue-haired, nose-studded ass.
I would throw out boot a bitch out the door who I so much as 'suspected' of cheating.
But do I like women? YES. I like women, and most women like men. And if we all work together, we can all fuck a lot and be happy and stop screwing things up for everyone else by forming little pockets of ultra-man and ultra-women cliques.
Most women want good men to give them a seeing to. If you don't fit this bill, figure out why and change yourself, don't just cry like a little wet-pants runt pretending to be a tough guy and really just a misogynist bully who can't face that he didn't figure out how to get girls and unable to handle it emotionally.
But anyway, talking to women and simply reading around, it doesn't take much looking to see that majority of women don't like anal, think it hurts and report overwhelmingly being pressurized to do it, and a very small minority who actually do enjoy it. Which is fine.
If you want to adhominem me like "to not agree with anally injuring women I must be some kind of lesbi-man" - fuck that, and grow up - I know a lot of women, I like most of them. Some are dickheads, mostly they're nice. One EVER expressed liking anal (I'm talking about the ones I fuck).
All except one (who was frankly a bit nuts, and actually did want it - something about being loving being treated derogatory... I dunno, good fuck, weird person) - majority find anal sex disgusting - I never really was into the idea much either or particualrly wanted to try it.
Why is there a SUDDEN spike in anal sex? and women turning up with injuries? Obviously because young people are doing that. Why is there a corresponding spike in young girls with mental disorders? (when you investigate (citations at end) it is from sexual pressure and coercsion in young teens). This is a modern phenomenon.
So all these pre-sex age girls turning up ripped up anally and distressed - When doctors ask where this is coming from, since it seems weird that pre-age girls are wanting to be sodomized (which is the first recorded time in history such a thing has happened), they reply that their boyfriends pressure them consgantly for it, since it is a "thing to cross off" for guys
Why do guys like it? I remember a long way, and anal was NEVER a thing until really around 2003-ish was when it started, but still weird, it took to around 2010 when it became 'really' normal to talk about - that I remember. Sure it always existed, but it was weird and no-one seeked it. This is when porn went astronomical and they started competing with more and more extreme and taboo acts to sell more videos.
So "Why am I doing this" as you say? Grow up and stop bieng a big baby and consider I'm just a normal guy giving a normal view and providing a few facts with no real agenda... versus the pathetic bubble you guys are obviously part of of boo-hoo how horrible women are. I've no idea what MOWRAG or whatever this thing is stands for. I'm guessing the M is man-like
"UGHGHGHG COS THEYRE ANAL SLUTS URGHRHRHG" - which was the previous argument. If you think that makes sense (and I know you don't) then you're very poor at critical thinking and thinking for yourself. It's pretty obvious what's going on. Read a bit. Step outside the weird fish-bowl you're in.
Like democracy, you accept the facts and truth when they present themselves EVEN IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM - that's the point of being big boys... not crying like little bitches because the person you wanted to win didn't - Trump won. Get over it. Anal is pressurised by men, not because all girls are whoring ass-sluts.
Read it again. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/mother-tongue/11554595/Pornography-has-changed-the-landscape-of-adolescence-beyond-all-recognition.html
And this
http://www.salon.com/2014/08/14/young_men_dont_think_they_need_consent_for_anal_sex/
Sorry reality doesn't fit your need to live in a pathetic man-baby world of 'anal-whores'
[–]Teflon08190 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I didn't say all girls are whoring ass-sluts, just the ones who let themselves get fucked in the ass so much that they literally can't control their bowels anymore.
And holy shit man, you linked a Salon article? That's like trying to prove a far-right point by linking to Breitbart.
I've no idea what MOWRAG or whatever this thing is stands for.
And yet here you are apparently browsing through months-old threads looking for something to be indignant about.
We criticize women a lot around here, and it's exactly because we actually hold them accountable for their own actions and decisions rather than shifting that accountability to something, anything other than themselves.
If a child gets a bad grade, it's their fault, not the teacher's. If a man gambles all of his money away, it's his fault, not the casino's. If a woman crams enough dicks into her ass that she has to wear diapers, it's her fucking fault, not "men's expectations".
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
"We criticise women a lot round here"
That has a name...
why do you hang out with losers like this? In real life you'd be kicked out of town for being lame - its only on the interweb of losers can form a community out of loserdom like this.
I wish I knew how I happened on this post. I don't.
it was linked from Marie Clairie http://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/a5489/rise-in-anal-sex-statistics/
If a woman crams enough dicks into her ass that she has to wear diapers, it's her fucking fault, not "men's expectations".
So... you're clearly misogynist ... that's not a good thing, it's pathetic. I put men and women about the same as just being people.
If you were a normal man, and you're not ,you'd see women are overwhelmingly reporting not liking anal sex and being coerced into it. Coerced is a coy way of saying "not-so-bad-rape"
How on earth could you know if it's her fucking fault without refrerring to cases? or what the women report? or what the men report? ... how can you say something so ignorant and devoid of reality like that?
Would you say a white man held down and raped by multiple guys in prison it was "his fucking fault he had to cram enough dicks into his whore ass" ?
[meh meh meh] to be indignant about.
I wasn't that indignant, I happened on this post GOD knows how, and responded to a really weird comment about anal-whores which I replied to - and here we are.
What makes you think this weird female hating of yours and this group is any better than the fugly-lunatic-feminists you seem to be jousting against?
Wouldn't it be easier to place yourself in the middle? and ... actually get laid? like normal (real) men ?
[–]Teflon08190 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yep, the magical word that gets used to shut down any criticism however legitimate it may be against a woman.
So... you're clearly misogynist ... that's not a good thing, it's pathetic. I put men and women about the same as just being people
Oh, so you call anybody who criticizes a man's stupid choices a misandrist then?
What a grossly dishonest comparison. You're conflating literal rape with a woman consenting to an action that she had complete control over allowing to happen to her.
Been there, done that. I find it both telling and amusing that you would call somebody who dared to hold a woman accountable for her own actions a misogynist virgin who isn't a (real) man though.
Shall we tally up the ad hominems at this point and see who won?
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
You JUST said yourself "We don't like women around here"
And then said "Oh yeah you just shut us down" ... You can be one or the other... you can't be a self-described bigot and a victim ... don't you see that ?
Why be an open bigot anyway? What's the draw? You just get to put off learning to be a man even longer?
You're conflating literal rape with a woman consenting to an action that she had complete control over allowing to happen to her.
No, according to the reports, it is NOT consensual... that is the WHOLE point you fignorant man.
If you're describing women who have been anally raped until incontinent as "ass-sluts" or whatever ignorant language you used, then you are a misogynist ... that isn't shutting you down, it's an accurate description. t makes no sense.
Wouldn't it be easier to place yourself in the middle? and ... actually get laid? like normal (real) men ? Been there, done that. I find it both telling and amusing that you [myeh myeh myeh myeh]
Been there, done that. I find it both telling and amusing that you [myeh myeh myeh myeh]
... I mean consensually
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[–]justiceavenger22 points23 points24 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Of course. Who else are women going to blame? Themselves lol?
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
remember mattress girl? The chick who lied about being raped at colombia university, then texts surfaced of her begging her falsely accused victim to fuck her up the ass?
We should send her some adult diapers.
[–]TryDoingSomethingNew8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't forget the amateur porn rape/sex video she made. Really messed up woman.
Lunatics should be given therapy, not a platform!
[–]Stig_Stigma5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They are pushing for a porn ban. Cuckservatives are worse then leftists... They want to controll everything
[–][deleted] 26 points27 points28 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Thank Marxism. Instead of a family with loving children and husband, women are blowing out their assholes to chads smart enough to use the back door.
[–]burtcoins[S] 12 points13 points14 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
and getting incurable gonorrhea
[–]Itisforsexy2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not if they're smart enough to use a rubber too. Vibrator in pussy, spermicided condomed dick in ass. That's how you do it.
[–]kyledontcare3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And who knows what else? AIDS?
[–]jkarovskaya6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The ENTIRE point for many of us MGTOW is not getting married in the first place.
MGTOW frees you from not having to deal with the bio-cultural solipsistic servitude that comes with marriage / wife / kids / mortgage / wage slavery /honey-do / eternal fucking obligations and bullshit unto death.
The Ozzie and Harriet vision of rill 'Murica might be ok for some people, but MGTOW (at least this one) has freedom, economic stability and even abundance, fun, and the liberty.
My fate is to not be wiping bums, meeting teachers, working two jobs, and being a wage slave for a woman who might damn well divorce me and leave me in a smoking dust heap of debt, child support, alimony, and living in my truck
[–]Stig_Stigma0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why do u care what they do? Aren't u a mgtow? Or are u just an incel mangina?
[–]Rhodesius20 points21 points22 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...It’s quite another to be a virgin because you are too afraid of emotional and physical intimacy, and would rather sit home and watch porn.
Whoops, guilty... Though now I'm afraid of being pooped on the first time I have sex. Thought this was a joke at first, but now I'm oddly satisfied that whores are getting their just deserts... something something pudding.
[–]301niko20 points21 points22 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Hahah, nice dinner talk. Will they be able to "LMAO"?
[–]IsThatAll8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or should that be "SMAO" - Soiling my arse off ? :)
[–]boringcarpets7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Off" replaced by "Out"
[–]rebellionmarch2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
More like LOMA/SOMA
[–]indianbillionaire19 points20 points21 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Good thing we are building robots. What the fucking hell is going on in this society? God should start raining down hellfire soon.
[–]jkarovskaya4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
God is a myth created by humans
[–]indianbillionaire1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
tips fedora
[–]ApoAlaia15 points16 points17 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sound like a business opportunity to me: put buttplugs in the vending machines in women's toilets along with the usual needful things.
In my case on every occasion it has been my female partner the one that has exhorted me to engage in anal sex.
Full disclosure, I have only engaged in anal sex with one partner and discussed the matter with two of them.
The first one said that she had already experienced it before and she knew she enjoyed it, hence asking for it; she also knew what a douche was and how to use it and in fact she had used it prior to bringing up the subject. The conversation itself was a little bit more saucy than that of course, otherwise it might have been a bit of a mood killer, but that is the bottom line.
The second partner admitted that she had not tried before, she didn't know if she liked it and she only brought up the subject because she had heard (she did not cite sources) that it was 'what men liked'; she knew what a douche was but did not own one and had little intention of using it regardless. Needless to say it did not happen. I could have explored that with her if she was interested or curious, but not just because is what I am supposed to like and without observing proper hygiene.
No other partner has ever expressed any interest and I am not really fussed about it. Said that I am a bit long in the tooth now so perhaps is more common in younger generations.
[–]WikiTextBot2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Douche
A douche /duʃ/ is a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself.
Douche usually refers to vaginal irrigation, the rinsing of the vagina, but it can also refer to the rinsing of any body cavity. A douche bag is a piece of equipment for douching—a bag for holding the fluid used in douching. To avoid transferring intestinal bacteria into the vagina, the same bag must not be used for an enema and a vaginal douche.
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[–]burtcoins[S] 10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
THE ORIGINAL ARTICLE
[–]mediumwaffle27 points28 points29 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
And of course, once again, like clockwork, IT'S MEN'S FAULT
“I want my son to know that, despite what he might see on his laptop, there are things you don’t expect a girl to do on a first date, or a fifth date, or probably never,”
How about teaching the girls to just say "no"? Nah, let's just blame the men because we don't want women to have any responsibilities. Oh, and let's blame porn while we're at it:
... men “cannot be bothered” to ask the opposite sex on dates because it was easier to watch internet porn.
Yup, nothing to do with the behaviour of women in today's society, porn is the real culprit. Probably video games too. Playing games and watching 2D women is just so good, these men must be mad to ignore real 3D women because they're just the perfect little angels.
It’s one thing to be a virgin because you choose to abstain until marriage, for religious or moral reasons. It’s quite another to be a virgin because you are too afraid of emotional and physical intimacy, and would rather sit home and watch porn.
Yeah, we're afraid of intimacy. It couldn't possibly be the fear of false rape accusations or fear of divorce rape.
[–]IAmTheDos15 points16 points17 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s quite another to be a virgin because you are too afraid of emotional and physical intimacy
Guaranteed if this was referring to women, the sentence would have ended with how amazingly serious and oppressive this is against women, and how society must immediately overhaul itself so women never feel anything negative. And how it's every individual man's fault.
When women are afraid it's because they are in danger from evil men. When men are afraid it's because they are pathetic whiny immature losers who can't simply get over it, but also they are lying and they are not really afraid and the thing they are afraid of totally doesn't exist, but also men created it and it's their own fault.
[–]cyborg_type_darkness0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or fear of having an unwanted pregnancy or std.
[–]fmanly0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It is such hypocrisy. On the one hand they're tradcons who say that everybody should abstain until marriage. Then on the other hand they're picky about just how they're having sex before marriage.
[–]andreas-mgtow8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Are you shitting me?!" takes on a whole new meaning...
[–]burtcoins[S] 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
theyre just butthurt
[–]StatiliusTaurus5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Tough shit, assholes
[–]burtcoins[S] 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
pun intended?
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That crap is well deservef
[–]MParry64 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Such elegance. Such grace.
[–]TheJamesRocket5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In many cases its a self inflicted wound. Women get bored by regular sex after a while, and they eventually have to try more and more kinkier things to get them off. First its anal sex, then its rough sex, then its choking. (And for some it goes all the way on to BDSM, latex clad depravity)
This is just more confirmation that anal sex is unhealthy and unnatural. Most men probably aren't even into that shit (LOL). Women see it in a porn video and suddenly want to try it out for themselves. And if their current chad isn't up to the task, she'll just go and find some other schmuck to stick it up her pooper.
[–]toysjoe4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Time to buy stock in Depends
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Someone fill me in on this Anal epidemic because I don't get it, I don't think humans were meant to fuck each other in the ass, I mean I would of thought this was common sense but I'm a 26 year old virgin so what the fuck do I know?
Didn't anal sex originate in prison?
I'm all against porn but what the hell does it have to do with bitches shitting themselves because they like taking it up the ass?
[–]New_User19843 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Found the Mormon
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Ok?
[–]New_User19840 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Jackpot
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If I'm a Mormon (I honestly don't know anything about them) just because I don't want to put my dick in a girl's butt I'll just have to take an L on this one lol.
[–]Zigis20 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Get a prostitute or an escort.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
How about no?
[–]Zigis21 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Noone was talking to you... mind your own business.
[–]AussiePhil822 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This seems dodgy. Gay guys have been having anal sex since forever (and they start doing it as teenagers) and I've never heard of this being a thing.
They probably don't shove 10-inch ribbed dildos up their asses on the regular.
[–]burtcoins[S] -1 points0 points1 point 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
this is indeed a problem for gay men
[–]embaira2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
why is this news in 2017 and not years earlier I wonder
[–]Hillary_For_Prison2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Liberal use of lubricant and a gentle, slow start would have prevented that.
[–]Zombocom19112 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
that isn't an injury, that is just loose and incontinent from too many huge dicks. HAHA!
[–]Volentimeh1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Speaking as someone who's been battling a 24h bout of diarrhea I'm well and truly sick of anuses and their shit at this point...
[–]boringcarpets1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Loophole
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
They were satirizing, but Mormon church practices "soaking" where a man enters a woman's vagina with his dick but doesn't thrust and let's his dick "soak". It's not considered sex, so completely fine to Mormons. Same with blowjobs, Christian chicks give great head.
The Muslims are even more clever! They hire a prostitute and get married in the brothel. Once they are done fucking, the marriage is annulled and they go seperate ways.
Of course, these are all sins because God probably follows the spirit of the law, not the letter.
God probably follows the spirit of the law, not the letter
Do you have that in writing?
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[–]PillowCastLongShadow0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You can also rape children and claim immunity as a prophet.
[–]New_User19840 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I thought the whole soaking thing was an urban legend. But I keep seeing it come up in unrelated circumstances. Might be real
[–]Stig_Stigma1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tradcon bs. No pme cares what young conservative sluts do with their asses...
[–]Cristoff131 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Isn't this an urban myth? What I would know. Probably buttsex is something best left to the realm of porn, unless you're gay I suppose.
[–]New_User19841 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I'm not sure I believe this. To stretch out a rectum that much you'd have to be taking an unnaturally large object up your ass very regularly.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Don't underestimate them.
[–]New_User19840 points1 point2 points 9 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
After reading the article it gets way to tradcon and comes off like the author has no idea what they are talking about. Much like the, if you smoke marijuana you'll be smoking meth in a week, hysteria.
I definitely got that vibe from the screenshot alone. I'd always prefer to fall right than left, but old conservatives are the ones holding back Marijuana progress and for that I have issue with them. They're also very bluepill and practically worship women, which drives me up the fuckin' wall.
[–]christianlazard1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's really hilarious. If I were a modern girl, I would shit my pants over this article.
[–]ziggmuff1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good. That's what happens when you're a dumb slut.
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[–]robowriter0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
File in the hole, Cortizone-10 Anal Cream for the anal itch. Perfect gift and hint-hint instead of candy and/or flowers.
Also you can find Anal‑ese Flavored Desensitizing Anal Gel Strawberry, it's an asshole so anything helps if your so inclined.
[–]casra8880 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
What a load. It's a muscle that can stretch and contract PLENTY!!! Maybe it's because they are so out of shape that they lack even the most basic muscle tone needed to hold it in??? Ever see a woman do a sit up???
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 9 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
I see women bouncing their titties in their sports bras and spandex on treadmills in the gym but I never see them actually pick up a weight or do a real exercise. That said, it's true that this is a real problem for them. The asshole doesn't repair itself and re-tighten like the vagina, it's not meant to be stretched out like that. It literally stays loose forever. Look it up yourself. This is why old people shit themselves. It's not cause they're old and can't feel them crapping themselves, it's because their assholes are loose from shitting for 70+ years.
[–]casra8880 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Yep, VERY RARELY will you EVER see a woman doing any real exercise. Weights are usually limited to 1 pound!!! However, the anus is a muscle and it can stretch just fine. Old people have usually lost all muscle tone by sitting on their asses and sometimes have a bit of nerve damage from diabetes etc. NOT because they shit for 70 years.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago* (8 children) | Copy Link
Yes, the butt has muscles in it. You're right, the anus can stretch just fine, but it cannot re-tighten. Once stretched out, it stays stretched out forever. It does not re-tighten like a vagina. Unfortunately, muscle tone has no affect on recovering the tightness of a butthole, however it does help you propel shit from your ass even harder.
[–]casra8880 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Talk to an actual doctor. Yes, it does clamp down just fine. That's it's whole job!!! It retightens easily.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago* (5 children) | Copy Link
It does not re-tighten like a vagina. That's a myth most likely started by feminist sluts who wanted to reassure themselves they're not going to crap themselves when they get older after pounding away at their fart box for a few years. Gay men can tell you all about it if they trust you. The anus can only take so much before it gives out, and when it does, that shit is blown.
[–]casra8880 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
No. Try again. Ask a proctologist.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Source is a doctor.
[–]casra8880 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, how about a real doctor. Not the one you just made up.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Aaaand, that's where this conversation ends.
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