"Here whale am"

SirTopKekington · 2017-07-13T17:00:56+00:00

I'm just so sick of people trying to rewrite human sexual instinct. They eradicate the past and change culture to hurt less feelings by removing Confederate monuments or trying to ban frats and sororities and all sorts of inane shit and it kinda sucks but fuckit, but they CAN NEVER change how we are biologically wired. Excess fat signals unhealthiness and can never incite primal desire. Have the decency to live your life of gluttony in silence and go to the grave quietly.

Poopsmith_McUnty · 2017-07-13T17:02:07+00:00

Great. So glad you accepted your non-gym body. I still don't want to fuck you.

yellow_black · 2017-07-13T17:14:45+00:00

Fat women are disgusting. Period.

Oh, that, too.

Rhodesius · 2017-07-13T16:29:04+00:00

Eww. Is that a choker on her neck? She get fat by eating dicks?

IMR800X · 2017-07-13T17:05:10+00:00

Impressive marketing for their new line of Kevlar sandal straps.

You could lift a Buick with those things!

silive · 2017-07-13T16:30:01+00:00

"Landwhale and proud of it." Yeah, right! P.S. Perhaps it's not a such a bad idea for JCPenney to cater to that crowd because it appears no one else wants to shop there anymore...

JayJayEcks · 2017-07-13T17:39:24+00:00

Stop insulting the peaceful whales of the ocean.

Mini_Bot · 2017-07-13T19:06:22+00:00

At least she has clothes on

MobTilliDie · 2017-07-13T21:11:40+00:00

Get the fuck out the way, Fat Ass! Damn!

memgrubb · 2017-07-13T16:54:19+00:00

Heroam???

FullBoost11AFR · 2017-07-13T17:40:47+00:00

That's JCPenny panhandling to bump up their bottom line. Cus, they're going out of business soon.

I won't be surprised that in a couple of months you'll see transvestites in their posters.

HERE WE ARE!!!!

big_shmegma · 2017-07-13T20:04:11+00:00

"Here O am"

I don't get it.

PinHunter65 · 2017-07-13T22:37:16+00:00

Shes too big for guns, use your harpoons and tow cables.

androphilistic · 2017-07-13T17:17:11+00:00

but when people tell her she's a morbidly obese landwhale, suddenly that's not truth. suddenly, that muhsoggyknee because ~feeeeeeeelings~.

fearganfadhb · 2017-07-13T18:39:20+00:00

First time I've seen a girl with a muffin top from a choker.

bakermo · 2017-07-13T17:33:52+00:00

White + celebratory pose + "I am a truth-teller" + stand atop Abe Lincoln's face.

They didn't think this out too well.

Aphexwulf · 2017-07-13T18:16:23+00:00

The only thing that could make her scream SJW more would be if she colored her hair pink or blue.

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phreshstart · 2017-07-13T16:55:41+00:00

she just had to stay on a mans head.

mdcrubengonza · 2017-07-13T17:09:53+00:00

Notice the heel and tat to distract away from the 95% blubber.

HeroicCunt · 2017-07-13T18:21:44+00:00

Please don't compare that inhuman thing to a whale. A whale is a beautiful and interesting creature. 'She' is forcing everyone to change, so she can live in that fucking fantasy of her. That smirk on her face XD "I'm authentic" hope she gets a heart attack.

simplystimpy · 2017-07-13T20:46:21+00:00

The Real Housewives of Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

JediFapArtist · 2017-07-13T22:19:58+00:00

Why are people so proud to be fat these days? Back in the day, most people would be proud of things that were hard to achieve or had to be worked for. Nowadays, I see some people more proud of their fat than other people are about legitimate accomplishments in life. Who actually looks at a prideful fat person and thinks "Man, I want what they have, they're just so happy all the time. Maybe I should sit around eating ice cream and chips so I can be just like them"?

MadCatzPlayer2 · 2017-07-13T23:19:11+00:00

"Whale am a Truth-Teller. This is how Whale live Whale's authentic life." -Whale

ETKDoom · 2017-07-14T04:24:19+00:00

Jesus Christ...whales have legs?

ZCnegan · 2017-07-13T18:54:02+00:00

The problem is that even these fat cunts that use to be shy and depressed whales that we men pitied are now in-your-face untitled cunts just like the others but smell bad and make you cringe

username082016 · 2017-07-13T21:29:26+00:00

The truth is, you're gross. I'd rather stick my dick in a freezing cold watermelon.

MGTOWISFREEDOM2017 · 2017-07-14T05:53:53+00:00

One word. Disgusting

801735 · 2017-07-13T17:02:08+00:00

I sometimes wonder how many whales there would be left today if you guys didn't nuke the whalers twice.

mellow_dude · 2017-07-13T18:45:32+00:00

Just Crushing a Penney

em0t3p · 2017-07-13T19:39:30+00:00

So these women have two options to become desirable to men

1) Stop stuffing face with cake

2) Subvert millions of years of evolution w.r.t. physical attraction

And they think #2 is the more realistic option...

TheRailTracer1930 · 2017-07-13T20:08:46+00:00

JC penny is going out of business and this is not helping lol, my username is not the whale chaser!

Mac290 · 2017-07-13T20:12:44+00:00

I am a truth-teller.

You've lied already though.

NietzscheExplosion · 2017-07-13T20:23:41+00:00

I don't get it. And happy I didn't.

AwfulAim · 2017-07-13T20:49:44+00:00

I thought she was posing to be put on a cross. The cross better be made of steel girders

NullIsUndefined · 2017-07-13T21:05:29+00:00

Looks like a whale tail shape

grewapair · 2017-07-13T21:28:05+00:00

I just want to thank you for making me spit coffee through my nose from laughing so hard at the title. And the "Ahoy!"

0rsus · 2017-07-13T21:59:47+00:00

"Whale, here I am!"

Think I found out why JCP is trading for less than $5 a share.

ROFL.

datamonger · 2017-07-14T00:38:57+00:00

I'm not going to lie, I personally like bigger women. The one pictured here is a little too big for my taste though. That being said, she looks like she carries her weight well, though a picture can only show but so much.

StillLifeWithBacon · 2017-07-14T00:45:09+00:00

Look at that moose-knuckle. You could throw a football through it.

getMansplained · 2017-07-14T01:54:40+00:00

And this is one of the many reasons J.C. Penny is failing as a company, badly.

DashneDK2 · 2017-07-14T03:01:24+00:00

First thing I imagine when I see a fat chick like this, is how gigantic dumps she must take. If the looks wouldn't be an instant turn off, this would.

davisyoung · 2017-07-14T04:00:59+00:00

Of all the letters in the alphabet, "I" is the one she least resembles.

Ramasama · 2017-07-13T18:54:13+00:00

That a big fucking "I". More like a rectangle.

KingFuJulien · 2017-07-13T19:11:10+00:00

I didn't expect the trousers to start failing on her knees XD

Title	"Here whale am"
Author	lifegasm
Upvotes	127
Comments	73
Date	July 13, 2017 4:24 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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