Had a childhood female friend over at my house for the first time. "Now all you need is a wife"

I have recently finished renovating and furnishing it so it looks swanky as fuck and it was the first time she'd seen it. We were standing around talking about my home and just about the first thing she said was "Now all you need is a wife".

Like literally the first thing that popped in to her head was that I didn't have a woman to share my resources with.