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[–][deleted] 73 points74 points75 points 8 years ago (29 children) | Copy Link
Sri Lanka. Checks out. Hindustan women are generally shaped like oil barrels.
[–][deleted] 37 points38 points39 points 8 years ago (28 children) | Copy Link
They also smell like them.
[–][deleted] 19 points20 points21 points 8 years ago (27 children) | Copy Link
I kind of like the smell of petroleum. I was thinking of starting a line of masculine fragrances:
Petroleum
Garage
Barbecue
Wood
Chainsaw
Wilderness
Suggestions?
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[–]Faulko774 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love coming back from the lake and my hoodies or jackets smell like campfire for a week. Makes me feel cozy as fuck.
[–]terminator61210 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Blood of ur enemies?
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Might be an acquired taste...
[–]DreadPirateRosco3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Great call, add it to the list.
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Jet A1 would be splendid!
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Oh, WD40!
[–]Dertotenkraut6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Gun smoke+oil
Kosmoline
Spruce tree+testosterone
[–]maggot_brain791 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Damn, I love the smell of cosmoline. I swear I must have been Russian in a past life.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love the smell of warm pine needles in the summer forest. I'm just concerned that it may smell like a toilet air freshener...
[–]Dertotenkraut1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Me too man, that shit is mesmerizing
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Napalm.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
New leather.
Nice!
[–]succubist0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Try Dior Fahrenheit
"Smells like gasoline" according to Google. Thanks!
[–]Gmiou0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Women?
What, like menstruation?
[–]ninjabaseballbatman10 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Burnt fireworks
Gunpowder
Gun oil
[–]Patri_Arky0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cash. Stacks and stacks of cash.
[–]Harhan0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If I recall, there is (Or maybe was) a line of "Man"colognes that consisted of Freshly mowed grass, Gasoline, Gunpowder and charcoal.
Nice! I like mowed grass.
[–][deleted] 44 points45 points46 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
In the US the average shape is a bean bag instead of a barrel.
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You're forgetting about manatees.
[–]sjwking7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Land whales is a strong and vocal minority.
[–]IoSonCalaf3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I always thought it more like Hefty sacks filled with raked leaves.
[–]ElegantBiscuit3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s a lot more accurate cause bean bags are too smooth, leaf bags are all lumpy
[–]247spyz4life0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A potato is a good comparison
[–]CyberPunk8839 points40 points41 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They'd get crusified by the fake news media until the company is erased from all existence and the CEO lives on the street
[–]Timefoxdee37 points38 points39 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Still too intellectual for female Americans.
[–]Hallitsijan16 points17 points18 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Stop barrelshaming!
/s
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Lmao
[–]CursingWhileNursing8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who has told them that barrel identifies as woman?
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[–]247spyz4life1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Is that a bag of shit? Also what does "patterns me when I act up" mean?
[–]almightyedd0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
UK slang for spend money on me or put in place but in this it means pattern me up with clothes and shit
[–]Darth_Toenail5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's a good home for one, though.
[–]Delita_Wasnt_Wrong0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah man that’s where you store the dead hookers remember?
[–]scaredofshaka3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's an outrage. We all know women should be shaped like the chunksters in the Dove commercials.
[–]IronMeltsinmyHands2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Best. Thing. In all of 2018!
[–]MorganFirestorm1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This would be perfectly fine in Europe tbh
[–]oldrunnerguy0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Tons of women would complain...
[–]Tyler7892284 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Tons of women
So 4 women...
[–]ShrunkenHed0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We all know women have no accountability in the west, and to act as if t hey do/should is the highest crime of the day.
Those countries already had a fat shaming ad thanks to Protein World, and the fatasses threw a shitfit. In response, I bought an item from Protein World.
[–]rebuildingMyself0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There were ads about some protein mix featuring chicks in bikinis that triggered the fat feminists enough in London. They managed to get the Muslim mayor to ban them because it was "offensive".
[–]MerryWidower0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This would not work in UK or USA; the barrel is too small!
[–]Faulko770 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy shit thats savage. Well played.
[–]R00TT00R0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It is a fine container for one though.
[–]IsThatAll0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy Crap, that threw me for a couple of seconds, gave me flashbacks to this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowtown_murders
TLDR: Remains of multiple murder victims were found by the South Australian Police in six plastic barrels in an unused bank vault in Australia in the 90's.
[–]michaelmb620 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It might not be the right shape but ill make the body fit.
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