Six years ago, back in my university days I walked past a booth on my way to class. As the day progressed and my class schedule kept taking me past the booth, I stopped by out of curiosity. The booth was for Her Campus an online journal for women about dating, celebrities and trends. When I asked what it was about the girls at the booth threw a bunch of feminist buzzwords at me about empowerment and whatever but also that no boys were aloud.

For some reason being excluded upset me. I know it's stupid. But I felt that I had a lot of interesting stories to tell about my college experience. Stories far more interesting than the retarded 10 ways to know if Chad likes you listicles on their website. I guess what upset me was the knowledge that my How To Stuff Your White Meat Into Asian Girls content while well received by my bros but would never receive formal recognition.

Shortly thereafter I started submitting troll articles to Her Campus under various female pseudonyms in the hopes that they would publish one. This was going to be my vengeance. I submitted three in total.

  • Becoming Anal Allies: We women should opt for a month of anal sex to better understand the difficulties faced by the gay community.

  • Ebony Jackson's Guide to Achieving the Perfect Tan.

  • My Struggle: The story of how a young woman helped her father find a final solution to his juice problem while working for him at the family restaurant.

Of the three only the last one was published. I guess the editors of Her Campus never heard of Mien Kampf. Either way I saw it as a victory. A stupid victory but nonetheless a victory.

I think that men have a lot of interesting stories to tell and in our culture of political correctness they can't. I wish there was a His Campus booth, but we all know that can never happen in this political climate. For now the only medium we have to share the authentic male voice is the Red Pill. So when you write for the Red Pill, don't rehash trite statements like a sorority slut, don't write listicles, don't write a highschool think piece on an article that gave you feels. Write your authentic experience. Until you write about how your Sister's friend demanded to be choked and jackhanered at the same time, your unique voice will not be heard and that is a tragedy.

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