So I am dating this great girl (apparently). No tats, serious job, no drama, no feminist bullshit, parents still together. We met online and I took her out for drinks. On our second date I took her to a restaurant. All goes well. I schedule a third date at my place for drinks. She agrees enthusiastically. The days go by in anticipation to her coming over. I was finally going to nail her.

Well guess what?... she told me she is flying out the country for an emergency with her family and she can't make it tonight but she wants to "touch base next week".

Whatever the fuck that means.

Ah yes....she is lying.