Full story here, super funny read.

http://archive.is/qTFO9

No morality judgments from me (Well who am I kidding, but I'll offer advice anyways) but if you're going to screw around on your wife, you should probably try and be discrete about it.

Remember:

Once it goes on the net, it doesn't come off. Once you send the text, Verizon and the NSA have a record of it for the next 5000 years.

Right? Clearly? Yet you still see stuff like this all the times. Numerous stories about guys who cheat on their wives, and leave their phones unlocked, stuff like that.

Your side girl has numerous reasons to keep evidence and blackmail you. The most obvious of which, is that she wants to be the wife, not the side girl. The BB and divorce rape is tempting.

If you're texting this girl, she has enough evidence at any time to blow up your marriage.

Not only are you trusting a woman, you're trusting a woman that has demonstrated she's fine to fuck a married man

Use your fucking head, the one on your shoulders, some time.

If you're going to be a degenerate, please,

  1. Don't do anything with your wifes friends/coworkers/your neighbors/anyone that she could interact with.

All it takes is one argument and 'Jee Stacey your hair looks really good today, you can barely notice any split ends ' to escalate into 'I"M FUCKING YOUR HUSBAND!!!!! GUESS HE THOUGHT MY SPLIT ENDS ARE A OK'

(I have no idea how women talk to other women when men aren't around. I imagine it's something like that)

  1. Don't give these woman your phone number.

Why give them the means to DOX you? And oftentimes it's as easy as GOOGLING THE PHONE NUMBER.

All of your degeneracy should be in the form of one night stands with girls that you met that night.

They have no idea what you do for work, where you live, who you are.

Give them a fake name.

  1. DONT BRING THEM BACK TO YOUR HOUSE.

OBVIOUS. I know you want to impress her with your sick pad, but if you bring her back and your wife sees some red hairs in the comforter, you wont be IMPRESSING ANYONE WITH YOUR PAD.

  1. Don't fuck the same girl over and over.

First problem is that you have to give contact info to her. Second problem is odds are, you'll let little facts and tidbits about you split.

One night you might let it slip you sell used cars.

The next night you might let it slip the general region where you work, because you don't even remember the car thing.

Now she has your physical appearance, and knows exactly where you fucking work and what you do.

IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A SNEAK, BE SNEAKY!