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[–]CastandRefused122 points123 points124 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Gold. Pure gold.
[–]ZarBandit103 points104 points105 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
“My children are my life.”
“We just need a good man to step up and take care of us all.”
“No more one night stands”
[–]kayfab29 points30 points31 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Says the landwhale past 30 on antidepressant pills... but they will reject you ... online dating is the biggest joke ever
[–]SkyiHiker12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Unless you if are over 6'2. In that case they can accept you. 🤣🤣🤣
[–]kayfab18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I am close to 6 feet and been lifting for now 35y but when i was 41 and online dating i met this semi landwhale she smoked one pack a day, 2 kids full time (my kids are my world), she was 5 foot 8 and she was 37 her face was wrinkled.
At that time being dumped and cheated on by my ex of 9 y i was very desperate and weak i met her and her kids at a pizza hut first time.
It felt weird and at the end of the night she told me it would not work because i was not tall enough and she would not be able to wear her high heels.....
This is how fucking stupid women are and yet men still chase them even if they have shit to offer.
[–]SkyiHiker2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
Holly crap: she was 37 & 2 kids. Ouch.
I am 48 5'11. I don't date anyone over the age of 24. My current date is 22. Pump and dump.
Video - Never date a girl over 25: https://youtu.be/Rne_xYORmiE
[–]kayfab2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
she was 37 i was 41 LOL yes its quit weird i notice that too when i go out if you are fit and look good younger women will go for you
[–]SkyiHiker0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You have to be fit. Then, they go after your status if you are successful professionally, and your wallet. That's all. And don't tell me older women will be different - actually, they will be more loose if you know what I mean, that's all. Period.
[–]kayfab3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Older women chase younger men its a well known fact, when i was online i met a below average whale with 2 kids she was 41 she was banging a 27y old guy and she told me she though it would get serious... this is how disillusion older women are.
[–]Poralisium0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
your * children are my life *
[–]mgtowmuller77741 points42 points43 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sad but true fact: Lots of simps would still be glad to "man up" and wife em up.
[–]Sid_Vichous9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We're starting to reach some of them.
[–]Fragrant_Point30 points31 points32 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Already has over 1000 matches
[–]Be_Memorable10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Already had half of them in the anus.
[–]Fragrant_Point5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But that doesn't count when you ask her the number of people she's slept with
[–]Mr_M0t0m016 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
lol lol
and that canine looks better in a meme than most real life femanoids!!!
[–]RoboMandrake9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The dog used a filter - you wouldn't actually get that in person.
[–]z31fanatic8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol
Every other profile is like that.
[–]not_slaw_kid7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Unemployed" "Sex worker"
How does someone fuck up bad enough to get fired from being a whore
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Swipe left to Doge that bullet.
[–]lazercrazy33 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks like my soulmate. 🤣
[–]Phantom_Spark4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hope the name and dog picture is just a meme and she didn’t do that herself. These days I can’t even be sure as women see nothing wrong with proclaiming they are fat, single mothers, sluts with no prospects, diseased, unemployed, etc...
It’s becoming difficult to tell the difference between how women are behaving and memes made to make fun of them. I just can’t. LOL
[–]MASTERoQUADEMAN3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Anal with strangers eh?
[–]Timdeuces2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nailed the eyes. Somehow they think that dark witch makeup looks desirable
[–]NelsonIllustrator2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh shit, what's her venmo?
[–]jackandjill222 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol
[–]youloveboobs822 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Comedy gold....
[–]vinigrae2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I swear she’s fat 🥴
[–]kayfab2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Makes me proud to be OFF LINE DATING 4 LIFE
[–]thenotoriousdougie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would fuck that dog before 90% of the garbage on Tinder.
[–]Quoju1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dating site ad lib. Replace picture username and age. Still works.
[–]GeneralKinetics891 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How many matches did she get?
[–]riksfork1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am not anti-sex worker, But what guy would ever get with one other that if they were paying for service?
If a guy visits a sex worker a handful of times in his life, not the same thing as somebody being a sex worker and getting pounded hundreds of times maybe thousands.
[–]Dustin_Bromain1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Poor doggo being used in a meme like this
[–]ofthewhite1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My jar of peanut butter is ready.
[–]TheGodofCoffee1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Dogs, Disneyland, adventures!" "I love to sleep" "I love good food"
"Just looking for the Jim to my Pam"
"Love watching reruns of the office"
[–]Jonlife1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂😂😂
[–]kiritsugu_891 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Looking for the doge of my dreams"
"Don't swipe right if you're not anti-rabies vaccinated"
[–]stent001 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
im gonna make a throwaway tinder account and call my name hugh janus and hit that woman dog up. lol
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks like blobfish after a night out
Body fucked from alcohol, drugs, and birth control
Hysterical and self diagnosed with all disorders listed in DSM volume 5
Expiration date riiiiiiight around the corner
[–]j0hnNM940 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gotta save the sugar walls for marriage, I see.
[–]sebastian08010 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The simps will bomb you with messages and marriage requests.
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[–]mgtowmuller77741 points42 points43 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Sid_Vichous9 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Fragrant_Point30 points31 points32 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]Be_Memorable10 points11 points12 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]Mr_M0t0m016 points17 points18 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]RoboMandrake9 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]z31fanatic8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]not_slaw_kid7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]lazercrazy33 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Phantom_Spark4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]MASTERoQUADEMAN3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Timdeuces2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]NelsonIllustrator2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]jackandjill222 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]youloveboobs822 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]vinigrae2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]thenotoriousdougie2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Quoju1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]GeneralKinetics891 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Dustin_Bromain1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]TheGodofCoffee1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]stent001 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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