The PurplePill Debate Matchmaking Thread

DOSGAMES · 2020-05-11T22:27:34+00:00

I am a modern man. A man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free.

A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstructionist. Politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect.

I've been up linked and downloaded. I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing. I know the downside of upgrading.

I'm a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge state-of-the-art. Bi-coastal Multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.

I'm new wave, but I'm old school. And my inner child is outward bound. I'm a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable.

I interface with my database. My database is in cyberspace. So I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive and from time to time I'm radioactive.

Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve. Ridin' the wave, dodgin' the bullet and pushin the envelope.

I'm on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs. I've got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge. I'm in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar.

A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder.

I wear power ties, I tell power lies. I take power naps and run victory laps.

I'm a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial!

I've got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can't shut me up, you can't dumb me down. Because I'm tireless and I'm wireless. I'm an alpha male on beta-blockers.

I'm a non-believer and an over-achiever. Laid-back but fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home, low-rent, high-maintenance. Super-sized, long-lasting. High-definition, fast-acting. Oven-ready and built-to-last.

I'm a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk head case pre-maturely post-traumatic. And I've got a love-child that sends me hate mail.

But I'm feeling, I'm caring. I'm healing, I'm sharing -- a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary care-giver.

My output is down, but my income is up. I took a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash flow.

I read junk mail, I eat junk food. I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports. I'm gender specific, Capital intensive, user-friendly and Lactose intolerant.

I like rough sex, and tough love. I use the "F" word in my emails. And the software on my hard-drive is hardcore--no soft porn.

I bought a microwave at a mini-mall. I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast-food in the slow lane. I'm toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes.

A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically-formulated medical miracle.

I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed And, I have an unlimited broadband capacity.

I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal. Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff.

I take it slow, I go with the flow. I ride with the tide, I've got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin', sailin' and spinnin', jivin' and groovin', wailin' and winnin'. I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time. I'm hangin' in there ain't no doubt. And I'm hangin' tough, over and out!

:Edit for formatting and to Credit to George Carlin:

urhostchrisharrison · 2020-05-11T23:09:41+00:00

So far we have a whopping 7 eligible bachelors and 0 bachelorettes

urhostchrisharrison · 2020-05-11T22:10:11+00:00

I’ll start, I’m a 27 year old male young professional in the DC-Baltimore metro area. Looking for a love story for the ages. Two lovers meet in the midst of global pandemic on online platform known to divide the sexes, not bring them together. My ideal match must have some common Christian values as well as being a driven and passionate woman. I’m of average height and stature and have a successful career. What do you say, will you accept this rose?

2020-05-11T23:07:53+00:00

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RamboHoodie42O · 2020-05-11T22:15:29+00:00

u/maybelowsmv

Be mine?

DangZagnut · 2020-05-11T22:20:40+00:00

From a looks standpoint, imagine Jeff Bridges raped Slenderman and the resulting child makes you believe I'm an uncaught serial killer who looks like a homeless maniac.

There will be no dry panties admitted once the show has started.

sublimemongrel · 2020-05-11T22:37:50+00:00

I'm here to chew ass and kick bubblegum. I'm all out of bubblegum.

Iamaconservatard · 2020-05-11T23:16:58+00:00

I look like Robb Stark and Zac Efron

bonusfruit · 2020-05-11T23:37:03+00:00

I just want someone special to argue on the internet with.

prostate-apostate · 2020-05-11T23:11:54+00:00

Hi i would like to make a proposal to u/moonkised to be my future wife .

OXOzymandias · 2020-05-11T23:51:22+00:00

well i look like a persian/latino/south asian dude, i am brown basically, i like nerdy shit and weight lifting, soon gonna start power lifting, 6ft2 290lb, i look 40lb less apparently, i am an epicurean, it is the best thing who can define me, and i am looking for my waifu...

Thank you...

shadowylurking · 2020-05-12T00:54:58+00:00

Hi, I'm male/40/NYC and looking to get hurt.

YoungWhiteAndEnglish · 2020-05-11T22:26:54+00:00

Any women want a skinny 19 year old with a big dick?

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urhostchrisharrison · 2020-05-12T01:07:39+00:00

LOL, put out an invite to the FDS sub!

Zippo-Cat · 2020-05-12T06:08:51+00:00

eat shit

Title	The PurplePill Debate Matchmaking Thread
Author	urhostchrisharrison
Upvotes	7
Comments	43
Date	May 11, 2020 10:03 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PurplePillDebate
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/PurplePillDebate/comments/ghxjhw/the_purplepill_debate_matchmaking_thread/
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