A billion channels and NOTHING worth watching. Just for shits and giggles I created an OKCupid account and did a bunch of surveys to try and weed out all the trash. Unfortunately it didn't help at all. EVERY SINGLE ONE of these women has at least one of these flags:

- Liberal

- Cats

- Kids

- Fat

- Feminist

- Tattoos/piercings/crazy colored hair

- Ugly

- Smoker/drinker

- Slut

- Has or wants horses

- Mentions "crazy" ex

- Wants to "travel" - AKA spend your money

- Lists Netflix as a "hobby" - you're the interesting one

I'm not even counting the ones that just come out and admit that all they want is a walking ATM with an endless supply of money for themselves and their crotch goblin. I've never dated before because I thought women were sluts back when I was in high school 10 years ago, but they're a million times worse nowadays. I might as well just stick my dick in a homeless bums gonorrhea-infected asshole. It would probably be cleaner and less diseased.