Ladies, how does one not give up on finding a HVM after seeing this kind of junk??! In the midst of this bleak outlook, I’m starting to feel hopeless . . . what keeps you ladies going?

miz_nyc · 2020-02-22T16:50:58+00:00

He's 19?!?! From the little I can see of him in that pic he looks 50

littledepressedthot · 2020-02-22T18:26:40+00:00

- Have never had a girlfriend

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letsberealforamoment · 2020-02-22T16:46:50+00:00

OLD really is the new version of hanging out at s dive bar hoping to find someone decent. Or rummaging thru a thrift shop hoping to find that designer bag.

I had two dates scheduled for this weekend. One displayed LVM behavior when he again asked me for my number and was somewhat rude about it. Unmatched.

The other had annoying kid scheduling problems that came out when we tried to agree on a time. Nope, I don't have time for it. Unmatched.

Just don't take it seriously....at all. And relentlessly filter and unmatch. I've learned to unmatch when it's clear they can't hold a conversation because they are stunted and don't have any interests.

delicateearthbabe · 2020-02-22T20:24:43+00:00

With that profile, why do you think you never had a girlfriend, Keaton?

Ms_Tilly · 2020-02-22T15:34:13+00:00

I don't expect to meet a HVM on OLD. I just use OLD as a "just in case" backup. I've just started back and will only match if someone sends me an interesting intro message AND they're attractive AND their profile doesn't have stupid shit or nothing at all. So yeah, only matched maybe three people in a month out of hundreds of intros. And none of those guys were high enough effort and got unmatched quickly.

2020-02-23T00:46:36+00:00

Look at this worthless joke of a marshmallow man. Haha, Coors Light is not beer.

Radiant_Success · 2020-02-22T19:53:38+00:00

Are you in a small town or rural area?

If not, position yourself to meet the type of people you'd like to meet (in person, not online)

Brutebits67 · 2020-02-23T20:04:24+00:00

Tinder was your first mistake

LittleMissChopShop · 2020-02-25T14:17:18+00:00

"I like beer"

Kavanaugh war flashbacks

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