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[–]perspica165 points166 points167 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
today i realized my body type is medusa
[–]CyanCayenneFDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL. OMG same. I used to think I was literally deformed until I saw statues like this that showed a woman anatomically accurate and without Photoshop.
[–]hivadufiFDS Newbie78 points79 points80 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Mine too lol. Maybe it's just the average natural female body that isn't altered?
[–]kalidestroyFDS Newbie[S] 60 points61 points62 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can tell the artist has a healthy respect and love for women, both in his reasons for making this and his depiction of such a beautiful, natural body shape. Definite HVM!
[–]TheObservationalistFDS Newbie13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
That body type is basically the ideal, trim female body in its natural state. We so rarely see actual women naked our idea of what a female looks like lacks data points, badly.
[–]kalidestroyFDS Newbie[S] 16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Her ass is equally fabulous!
So good to see an ass that hasn't been liposculpted and filled to oblivion.
And she is 6 foot 5 inches tall 😍
[–]CyanCayenneFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gorgeous.
[–]TheObservationalistFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That is a magnificent ass
[–][deleted] 126 points127 points128 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
‘Yeah and you’d be more handsome on the other side of the room’
[–][deleted] 23 points24 points25 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s a good one. I also like the Broad City response of using your middle fingers to pull your lips up into a smile.
[–]jinxysebFDS Newbie24 points25 points26 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I have been thinking of getting a medusa tattoo for a few years now... this is definitely a sign!
[–]kalidestroyFDS Newbie[S] 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes Queen, this is your sign!
[–]CyanCayenneFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Awesome!
[–]CyanCayenneFDS Newbie22 points23 points24 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a beautiful statue. Thanks for sharing!
[–]kalidestroyFDS Newbie[S] 75 points76 points77 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Her face is EVERYTHING.
[–]zebscy9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
PREACH!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
[–]ins0mnikatFDS Newbie[🍰] 71 points72 points73 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I have regular customers who always say, “you should smile more,” to me. I quite politely reply, “no thanks.”
[–]kalidestroyFDS Newbie[S] 76 points77 points78 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
So rude. So entitled. If you want someone to smile so badly how about making an effort to make them smile? Nah, I have a penis, I'll just order her to.
[–]CyanCayenneFDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Very good point.
[–]CyanCayenneFDS Newbie18 points19 points20 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
OMG that's great :D
It's pretty annoying to be expected to smile, it takes a lot of energy to put on an act for other people. They love to demand free emotional labor just for fun.
[–]TheOGJammiesRuthless Strategist14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OMG THIS IS A MOOOOOOD
[–]PunnyPrinterPickmeisha™️21 points22 points23 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
If I was wealthy, I’d commission this for my home.
[–]kalidestroyFDS Newbie[S] 22 points23 points24 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I had the same thought. $35,000 and she's yours! If I had that kinda money I'd legit have her proudly on display outside the front of my house.
[–]PunnyPrinterPickmeisha™️6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Love that idea!
[–]CyanCayenneFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Seriously, if 35 of us pitched in....
I want a bronze one too XD
[–]PunnyPrinterPickmeisha™️0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hell yes, I would love to be able to gaze on it in person.
[–][deleted] 31 points32 points33 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Preach.
Is that Medusa, btw? Cool statue!
[–]kalidestroyFDS Newbie[S] 45 points46 points47 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
https://qz.com/quartzy/1408600/the-medusa-statue-that-became-a-symbol-of-feminist-rage/
Super interesting story!
Garbati came to question the characterization of Medusa as a monster, pointing out that she was “raped and cursed and killed.” "I was thinking of Perseus, this man with all his gadgets, going there and having this victory,” said Garbati. “This difference between a masculine victory and a feminine one, that was central to my work. The representations of Perseus, he’s always showing the fact that he won, showing the head…if you look at my Medusas…she is determined, she had to do what she did because she was defending herself. It’s quite a tragic moment.”
Garbati came to question the characterization of Medusa as a monster, pointing out that she was “raped and cursed and killed.”
"I was thinking of Perseus, this man with all his gadgets, going there and having this victory,” said Garbati. “This difference between a masculine victory and a feminine one, that was central to my work. The representations of Perseus, he’s always showing the fact that he won, showing the head…if you look at my Medusas…she is determined, she had to do what she did because she was defending herself. It’s quite a tragic moment.”
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Indeed! I like his view on the myth, as a re-imagining. Very powerful! Thanks for sharing. (:
Thanks for sharing! Wish I had $35,000 to blow!
[–]tinysilverstarFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I always reply with "Why?"
[–]CyanCayenneFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Haha, that's great. Do they respond?
[–]tinysilverstarFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They usually don't, but sometimes they reply with some version of "you would look prettier" so I say "Why would I want to be prettier?" No one has answered that one so far.
LOL XD
[–]o_charlie_oFDS Newbie18 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I charge for smiles, your choice brosif
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Every time I go to the airport, without a doubt, a freaking TSA agent will say this to me🤨
[–]lyricthesecondFDS Newbie22 points23 points24 points 4 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Right? What's up with that?
After I walked through the scanner, a male tsa agent said "you're forgetting something." I turned around thinking I left my phone or something on the belt. He says, "you forgot to put a smile on."
I was livid. I looked him right in the face and loudly said "hard to smile when your family member just suddenly died and you're flying home to go to their funeral" (I wasn't making this up).
He tried to stammer out an apology but I just put my hand up and said "do your actual job and stop policing women's faces." He looked like the ass that he was, and everyone, even his co-workers, were glaring at him.
Their utter solipsism, they seem to think women are objects that exist solely to be accommodating, submissive and visually pleasing to them. Fuck our inner lives or what we might be going through, evidently if you have a vagina then you should be smiling.
[–]kalidestroyFDS Newbie[S] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is so fucking unprofessional it makes my blood boil!
[–]siberiansummerFDS Disciple2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A cashier at a liquor store said it to me last year as I coldly gave him a stare without saying anything. He awkwardly laughed as he rushed to give me my change
LOL!
[–]scootie12FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Everything about this is gold. But I particularly love the term “douche canoe”
Also my favorite response to asshats who tell me to smile more is “say something funny”
[–]CyanCayenneFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hilarious! :D
[–]ComfortableHead3FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HAHAHAHA OMG THIS PLACE IS EVERYTHING TO ME NOW THAT I HAVE FOUND IT! 😂💗
[–]DetectiveEames2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Smile!
HAHA XD
I love that show, I don't remember that scene!
[–]schnaffinator-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Comparison to a beauty who was made a monster by a godess for being with a man, seems fitting of our society
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