In my part of the world, if an middle aged man on OLD describes his body as "average" that means he is overweight, if not obese.

Women are always crucified for lying about their weight in profiles. Well, men do it too, all the fucking time.

to be fair, 70% of americans are overweight or obese, so 70% of the dating profiels of either gender should say "few extra pounds". But nobody calls these fat ass men having the nerve to call themselves "average" though.

UNTIL NOW.