Last few weeks, this girl has acted partially distant. So I went radio silent (towards her) for awhile; I got other shit to do besides chase after her. Until today -- she randomly unloaded this behemoth message on me. How do I respond to this? Thinking about ignoring; is that the best option?

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Besides my response, what does this mean? Comfort test? How is she trying to lure me? Here's the message:

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Reason #6842 I shouldn’t be allowed around impressionable humans.

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Statistically speaking, when you pick an SO, you are picking the person mostly likely to kill you. Especially if you are a woman or female presenting with a man or male presenting. Full stop. That’s plenty to think about. BUT Romantics will pick someone they think loves them more than anything, more than their own lives. (They are wrong but ok) Practical/realists will pick someone who doesn’t feel too strongly about them either way and is comfortable with divorce or break ups. Petty people (like me) will pick someone that they secretly can’t stand or annoy them in some cosmic way, so that when they die, that person will be suspected/arrested/imprisoned.