Tinder Profile: Age 38: Single Mom- “I Have Tattoos & I Cuss Like a Sailor.”

bizzytheicon · 2020-07-18T11:26:34+00:00

Why do they take so much pride in being not feminine? Tats!!! Being combative & cussing like a sailor like a strong powerful woman!!!!

Paladin2903 · 2020-07-18T12:50:43+00:00

Red Pill Translation.....

”I am the mom of a gorgeous 3 year old boy that I spend all my time with.”

”There will be no time for you, my future hus-bank. You will just get to spend money on mine and Chad’s kid.”

”I may be borderline obsessive about my job and I love it, most of the time.”

”I fucking hate my job.” She’s just subconsciously clueing you in that she’s just borderline bipolar.

”I work way more than I should, but it makes me appreciate life all the more.”

Since she’s bipolar, she drowns herself in her work. It does not make her appreciate life all the more. That’s just bullshit filler.

”I have a big family that means the world to me.”

”They matter. You will not. Got it, buddy? They dictate what goes on and you will not be on that list. You just take your orders and be a good boy. I’m just looking for a docile idiot to fund myself and my child. There will be none of that bad boy stuff. The bad boy is the guy I will be fucking on the side while you are at work.”

”When I have time off, I try to take the opportunity to travel.”

”I really don’t travel, but I need to make it seem like I have a life and am adventurous. I really just eat a lot, drink a lot, and watch Netflix.”

”I like to drink whiskey, smoke cigarettes. I have tattoos and cuss like a sailor.”

”I’m a thorough alcoholic, and I will definitely be wearing the pants in this relationship. I’m just like a guy. Hell, I’m actually a down-low lesbian that’s playing you for a fool, but I’ll never tell you that.”

”Just a few fun facts about me....”

”Don’t say I didn’t warn your dumbass.”

leftfulrhys · 2020-07-18T11:30:06+00:00

I don't understand why that would be how you want to project yourself to the world. I have tattoos but they do not define me. Why not put things you like or your accomplishments? Even what food you like or something. Why does how much you swear define your personality. Are the people on these apps really this boring?

FanofLemmy · 2020-07-18T12:01:50+00:00

Shes just disgusting. Nothing new. Cookie cutter bio. Lazy, fat, entitled woman.

simpleguychilling · 2020-07-18T11:36:17+00:00

I am the mom...gone!!!

clownworld_pariah · 2020-07-18T13:55:07+00:00

The kid probably putting his hand over her mouth to stop her cussing

The_Whorror_Show · 2020-07-18T14:29:27+00:00

She describes herself as obsessed with her job. Yeah bitch you would have to be if you're a single mother slag, what choice do you have? Enjoy the life of a man, because if you're on a dating profile pretending to be proud of being work obsessed, the truth is you're an old used up slag who is looking to relax and get a husbank to retire on.

Men watch out, this is a gold digger.

riitguy · 2020-07-18T13:36:27+00:00

38 with a 3 year old.. oopsie

Beneficial_Garage · 2020-07-18T22:13:24+00:00

Deal of the lifetime fellas. Lets waist no time.

EnvironmentalRest4 · 2020-07-18T15:56:08+00:00

Let’s do a tap dance in this active mine field.

jhooperp · 2020-07-18T15:59:16+00:00

In other words this is why she’s a single mom.

isthisthelasttime34 · 2020-07-18T16:15:53+00:00

Look how quirky I am in this picture.

EjakeJ · 2020-07-19T07:12:07+00:00

Basically a crass rude bitch that leaves me wondering about what happened with the boys father relationship. May as well be an ex sex worker.

datbluedog · 2020-07-18T11:49:19+00:00

I particularly enjoy the son's subconscious, yet not so subtle, attempt to help mom "find him a dad".

LobsterMassMurderer · 2020-07-18T16:43:13+00:00

Haha! That kids like, "no more dick in this hole!"

rocko20002 · 2020-07-18T16:53:11+00:00

🤮 Another Texas white trash woman. And from Abilene, which I hear us one of the "nicer" towns.

GoingCrazy55 · 2020-07-18T16:53:30+00:00

That's one thing that scares me away is multiple boys, I even went on a date off the internet a woman brought her son on the first meet. He said no mom not him get back with so and so. I'm like I'm good on this.

ZarBandit · 2020-07-18T20:44:59+00:00

Sorry kid, I know she’s annoying but you’re covering the wrong hole.

Dunkman83 · 2020-07-18T19:23:07+00:00

38 with a 3 year old?? Yuck.

Im sure that kid is on the autism spectrum

Title	Tinder Profile: Age 38: Single Mom- “I Have Tattoos & I Cuss Like a Sailor.”
Author	bizzytheicon
Upvotes	76
Comments	38
Date	July 18, 2020 11:25 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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